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*Evil music plays*

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Though I know not what you are, Twinkle, twinkle little star...

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The End

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The End

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The End

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*Squeak*

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Irrelevant irrelevant you hammered your terror

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*Squeak*

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Good afternoon

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*Squeak*

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*Squeak*

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Good afternoon Frank McCord

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Good afternoon

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*Squeak*

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No messing straight into this speedrun Godzilla Godzilla run

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We've got we're doing the monkey special today

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*Squeak*

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We've flash dance

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We've sawton

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We've got Ishimura

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The Ishimura tram system

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It's all happening

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You've got two problems and we're working on borrowed time here

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fuel in the engines second centrifuge is offline which means there's a couple of trillion tons of

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rock pulling us down i need you to get that centrifuge operational refuel the main engine

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and fire it up so i can stabilize the ship's orbit away sorry i had to take a breather i took a

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breather there because that was some emphatic news no fuel oh it was open the whole time i see i see yeah

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there was there was a there was no lock on the box i was trying to stamp that box but it was it was

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open the whole time charles there's no re there's no reason to stamp that leg dead boys over here now

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personal log and dead space chief engineer jacob temple it's been two days since they pulled that

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planet open since my captain died the panic the riots they were nothing compared with what came after

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our friends our co-workers started coming back changed coming back to kill us drag us away

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rocker disappeared this morning and i have to assume he's dead rocker my crew they're starting to crack

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jesus christ i'm trying to keep an eye on them but right now i have bigger problems you have a big

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problem fuel and the primary engine is laboring you're dead danvers and i are going to try to reach the

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fuel depot to see if we can fix it temple out

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your man's dead that was his last voice recording your man left a voice recording for me before he got

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fucking bamboozled by the dead space boys out in space quadrant nine oh and now we've besmirched the corpse

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and now we can pick that corpse up for further besmirchment

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now this is not something you should be doing in reality okay you see a dead corpse like that on a

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space station believe it be cover it up with the dignity that it deserves don't be swinging it around

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making its legs go like that because that is not dignified and that nobody wants that done okay

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everyone has the right to a decent ending and everyone has the right to have dignity okay even in death even when we've left the realm this is not on this is not on i would actually go as far as to say it's illegal this is illegal okay so number one rule one rule number lesson one

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don't do this to dead body it's not right okay okay there you go

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number two number two you find a beer can on the floor in space

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leave it it's it's open sure you don't know who's had their mouth on that

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or what kind of stuff they've been doing you need to leave that alone or

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do a bit of this bring it over to this book here you're right man do you need a drink you look a bit parched

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i've got a can of coke zero for you here man

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reckon you need a drink man here you go

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that didn't work out as good as i intended but i mean that's number two number two you never do that

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either in space to anyone who's dead remember they have the right to dignity the same way you do as well

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and then we look inside the place for the the pulse right for brown's locker rooms and a save game again

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even though we've only just started the game

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it wasn't a sand pell that i threw at your men

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archetypal mud bricks what can i say about you that hasn't already been said numerous times before

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by a lot of other people you are the mud brick that moves that rocks the world around and uh we all

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very thankful for your presence and your gratefulness and your amazement and we want to say thanks very

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much to you and give thanks and praise it is right to give you thanks and praise it is right thank you

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did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast

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thank you very much archetypal mud bricks and control alt defeat for that kind kind kind situation

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also uh put that in your pocket says archetypal and say no more about it except maybe an old shout out

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for rebecca if you're so inclined yes well i gotta tell you something rebecca you you are an amazing

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exponent of humanity rebecca and we're all rooting for you and we've heard that you've got a brand new gate

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diagnostic matrix system best luck i hope you can control that i hope you can hold it down

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good luck

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space jam featuring michael flackley they were gonna get michael jordan to do the reboot but they said

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no fuck it he's had too much bad press oh no that was the other lad r kelly

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they're gonna get michael jordan michael jordan's back into it r kelly not so much michael flatly very

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much so okay he's wrote a concept album called space jam 2 lord of the jam and he actually uh has devised

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a massive amount of jigs and reels to go with the music of r kelly which has been brought back for the space jam

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reboot it's gonna be a real lovely jammy reboot um but we can't actually have r kelly in it because

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yeah the deviant look this deviant here

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see him he was all song and no dance he came out flying but he went down crying

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and now he's dying and we can hear another lad somewhere in the next in the next shoe zone

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come out paul byron are you in there come out paul paul quality value and fashion paul where are you

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neighbors did you hear it sound like someone went neighbors crazy pulling his own teeth out and your son for god's sake

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oh god is he dead relax space pastries but he hit that door pretty hard space pastries by dormant thank you very much i don't get it

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michael jordan michael jordan's coming to see you later on he's got issues with you

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he also wants to know if you're gonna team up with him on the space jam 2 reboot space jam reboot

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which is gonna be out soon enough michael flatly full score he's done the score

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not only has he done the score he's gonna be he's devised a multitude of jigs and reels which are

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going to be performed by the cast of uh looney tunes so you've got all the acme friends that you know and love

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wily coyote uh roger rabbit buds bunny bugs bunny whatever his name is uh all those players all those cats

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elmer fudd

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uh daffy duck workbench

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yosemite sam

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r kelly is in the car wants to know if you'll stall it to mackie d's

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roger rabbit is disney okay porky pig good man kev and uh the rest the rest of the boys there you know

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you know the rest of those those cartoons

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update cutter from kevin murphy there we got an update cutter

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let's stick a bit of damage into the no maybe the capacity no

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capacity

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keep an eye out friday i'll be romancing dahia mora about comic books

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darth anubis will ya will you really on uh the afternoon show on on rt is it should we tune in on stream to see this

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we'll we might make we might restream them and see you but the the only problem there is that uh

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they'll probably uh ban the channel they'll ban my channel for rebroadcasting something that that's

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a license fee paid thing you know i mean in fairness they should be slapping me on the

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fucking back for giving them a boost in ratings but there's not much i can that's not gonna that's not

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gonna work for them they won't do that

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dormant dump valve research thanks very much dormant dump

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speed and reload i think we'll go with reload do we already have that no adjacent no

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greg thank you for the greg you old snake in the greg how are you francis how's the form not too bad greg

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not too bad at all greg thank you for asking i hope the forum is good with you as well

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i will leave that there now i'm not going to spend all day at a workbench

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hello to everybody who's watching there uh david berlin jay nige sean steve don kev greg kev

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all the best going with shortened names there today just to make it a little bit more easier on the read

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i might go with the full syllables later on we've yet to see deck log hello fab fab

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uh don't know what's going on around here someone said the ship's being attacked who the hell would

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attack us out here first the captain dies now we get attacked car mac says someone on bridge staff

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killed him can't believe that goddamn chaos now can't get through to the bridge can't get through to

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anyone everyone's running away get the hell out of here should probably join them

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evacuate this area immediately now that's something we should take notice of here when you come across

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a note like that you don't want to hang around very long because look at this limb from limb rush limba

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someone got rushed and then his limbs got timbered by fucking pitbull and the boys

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hopefully if we complete the speed run tonight at a fast and electric pace we'll be able to get the pitbull dlc

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where you download the pitbull costume skin for your character and he's got a special move where he just

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sings and dances crap pop songs and then people watching just kind of eventually get a little bit more to move on

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you don't kill anyone they just move on

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and then we grab another thing

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crystal kristen verrell welcome to the stream but i'm a bit dismayed by your comment kristen which just says

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fat head on now that's not right kristen that's not right at all to mock someone's cranial uh circumference

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like that is just it it is not on

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and uh you know we don't stand for that we won't stamp we won't stomp for that around here crystal or kristen

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your name sounds like crystal man

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anyway

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i'm not gonna fall down your track i'm not gonna fall down your track i'm not gonna rise above that crystal

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i'm not gonna go down and i'm not gonna sink to your level and start

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mocking the uh the first bit of uh stuff i have on you and the first bit of stuff i have on you is that your name sounds like crystal man

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you can't help it it's okay someone said huge brain that's why

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justifying the fucking big head comment huh

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jimmy crystal

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all right where the fuck am i going up here number two number two

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that's what happens man that's what happens

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that's what happens

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malfunction kinesis

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kinesis required

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the status is the same as kinesis

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are we uh are we pissing in the wind here with this

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oh look

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look at this another dead body

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yet again another situation where we have to prove to the world that we've got more about us

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than the other savages out there you come across you find a poor soul whose last life like this

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the one thing you don't want to do is swing them around the air like that because that's there's no dignity in it or do it loopity loos either

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if i catch anyone doing loopity loos with the dead corpse like this

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fucking hell to pay any of this crack it's not right this was someone's fucking brother

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father's son okay some mother's son we got here you gotta have a little bit more respect

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hopefully you can be taken care of down down there if there is a there down there

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we don't know

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crimes against west thank you very much crimes

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criminal minded

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to sape cura cheap and for the sip that happy

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Thank you very much Maria McChrystal. Thank you very much for that and all the best and all the best

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Nice bit of stuff coming up here put these boys into the chat

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Take his legs off. Take his fucking legs off and his head. Fuck the hell. See the way the bodies come apart? It's pretty gruesome alright. It's not something you'd want to see before bedtime. Which is why we're doing it a little bit earlier now because look at that leg there. It kind of looks almost sensual in a way.

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It looks like a stiletto foot. Like the foot has become a stiletto shoe. I think the leg was purchased from either Paul Byron or Shoe Zone. We've yet to get any confirmation on that at all. But we did earn 1900 credits from our toil. These guys, it was a gruesome sticky end. I'm not going to lie, it was a bad ending for them.

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Nothing much we can do about that. We can pray. We will pray though. Maybe we'll pray. We might pray for the mid-drop if we remember we will.

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Two techs. Thank you very much, two techs. That's very kind of you. And a great situation has been bestowed upon the stream. Two techs there. I want everyone to recognize two techs. What brand of ciggies do you smoke? Also, do you want to join the Kelto sphere? I'm not sure yet. I'm kind of just on my own sphere at the moment.

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Thanks for the tip. As for the ciggies, haven't smoked in a while. Back when I used to think smoking was cool, I would have smoked. And that was before my brain had developed to the point where my head was as big as it is.

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That I realized that smoking was cool. Inhaling anything into your lungs, whether it be vague or smoke, it's not right. I don't know how they managed to...

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I think we're coming out of a period of ignorance where the doctors used to say, this is my favorite brand. Doctors smoke this. And, uh...

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Although you can't tell anyone what to do. I don't believe in telling anyone what to do with this. You can put wherever you want. You can, uh...

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Dispatch your mind advice on people if they want to hear it. And mine would be, don't bother starting mine, because you'll end up getting fucking hooked and then you'll be goosed.

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but the taste of tobacco is very nice I can see why you'd want to do it like you know but I mean

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it's a zero-sum game okay you're not gonna come away with anything it's net the net negative that

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you will be left with after all the smoke will be it won't really make up for all the fun times

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you had while you were smoke but maybe it's like one of those forbidden pleasures maybe have enough

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maybe have it every every Christmas or so or fucking occasion but the worst as well as the

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smoking area and the culture of the smoking area and fags really are they just like a fucking thing

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just keep the anxiety of bay while you're interacting with other humans I see a lot of that I don't think

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people are actually really that arse about the fags themselves but the the act is a kinda you've got a prop

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yeah the nicotine's all right for a bit yeah whatever it's actually it's shite I don't know why you pay tenor

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for fags and then like then you don't really get much of a buzz and yeah then that's you've got that people

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that people doing this yeah like making points do you ever when you're on it when

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you're smoking a fag or someone's making a point you can go like this yeah yeah

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yeah yeah I think it's all just a prop for acting then you get the bulls out of

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it that way as well as people are paying money to have this prop that not the

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damage is their health but does give them an extra weight of confidence and or

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chic about them you might say that's bollocks and you probably do probably

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people though that are really are fucked they're really addicted you know there's

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no prop about it like you know it's pure 40 a day I need that and I'm gonna get

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that but um flip side of that coin is probably that they think that it does

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taste good you get some nice cigars or maybe like rolling tobacco golden Virginia

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or something like that it's got a nice taste but but that's the answer to your

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question to Tex and back in the day would have been Jamie what we would have been on

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the Jamie O'Hare is like this where'd you get the old hair from then it's really it's

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really Jamie thank you very much and back in the day would have been something really

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hardcore like Benson and hedges we would have been on the anaconda the anaconda Jeezy's and anaconda Jeezy would have been rolling sleepers with 20 majors

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and thick red Rizzlers even though you could have got like the long thin ones you

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opted for the short stubby red Rizzler thick probably has chlorine in it and

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Evangeline was there thank you very much Evangeline why am I saving the game again and an anaconda Jeezy thank you very much for your kind hearted generous situations the bestowments of which was greatly appreciated and received on stream

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received on stream pull down this how are you getting on T 22 BC man how are you

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T 22 BC man I hope you're well I hope you're getting on this midweek midweek day

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what did that do that thing that I did

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there's another baby baby kick to kick the head of it stamp house it don't like these little guys at all

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like the good look at this look at it baby gone wrong it's a strange situation Ricky thank you so much

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Ricky ever since you came into my world Ricky things have been going from this to this I'm really grateful

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for that as well because it's improved life by 10 and you are an absolute legend filter thank you very

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much filter I hope you're well that's a great situation oh yeah you'd want to be sticking

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me you're rolling up if you're rolling up and you're not using a filter you might as well be going driving your car off a cliff

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and it's not that much it's not that bad but it is bad how do we switch to the pulse rifle I've got a sweet little pulse rifle in the backpack problem is I can't remember how to switch the weapon

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Wow, come out. Paul Byron, come out. Shoes on. Jesus.

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Fucking hell, man. I don't like the way he's staring at me. Look at that, man. I've got three lasers. Two for those eyes. One for the fucking mind's eye. And another one for the top of the cawn. Maybe we could go... Oh, alternate fire.

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Alternate fire. Killian Padden, how the hell are you? I can't believe it. Is it true? Has the Padden returned? He has.

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Pillian Padden, if it isn't the old devil himself. Thank you very much, Killian. What are the plans for Christmas?

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Do you think I'm thinking about fucking Christmas at the moment, Killian? Sure, we won't. We haven't even got through Halloween, man. Do you know what I mean?

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I'm on a spaceship at the moment, Killian. Trying to get through things.

217
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But thanks very much for that.

218
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Probably, I don't know, a bit of Christmas cracking.

219
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Maybe a bit of turkey vibing.

220
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I was thinking about robbing a Christmas tree this year, to be honest, because I see them growing out in the wilds.

221
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And I was thinking, what's to stop me, in the dead of night, taking the Almira for a clandestine Christmas tree spin out to the depths?

222
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With a little hacksaw Jim Duggan as well.

223
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Take the Jim Duggan to the root of the tree.

224
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And then it's Christmas all day, baby.

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Christmas every day.

226
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For the period of time in which the tree is alive, anyways.

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The problem, of course, with the live tree is that you will end up having to hoover and sweep up bristles and pine needles.

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Repeat, pine needle sweep up operation imminent.

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If you intend on purchasing a live action tree this Christmas, remember that that tree is just for Christmas.

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It isn't for life.

231
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I made the mistake of buying one for life.

232
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And it turned brown by about February or March.

233
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And then we had to just get rid of the fucking thing around Easter.

234
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Too lazy to get rid of the tree.

235
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Tree still up at Easter.

236
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Tree turned brown.

237
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Brown needles everywhere on the ground.

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Not a good look.

239
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Doesn't look good.

240
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So don't do it.

241
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That's my advice to you.

242
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Mama Duck.

243
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Thank you very much, Mama Duck.

244
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Very, very kind of you.

245
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I hope you're well.

246
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Farrakat19.

247
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Farrakat19.

248
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Is this really live?

249
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It seems pre-recorded.

250
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Well, to answer your question, Farrakat19.

251
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It is pre-recorded.

252
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But don't let that dismay you.

253
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Just pretend it's live, man.

254
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Get an artificial tree made in China, man.

255
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Please.

256
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Please watch.

257
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Thank you very much, PottyBob.

258
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And Mama Duck.

259
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And Killian Penn.

260
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Please watch Kenny versus Seinfeld on stream.

261
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For Let's Do It.

262
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This is a rebroadcast as well.

263
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Pat Kenny versus Jeremy Seinfeld.

264
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Brilliant.

265
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They got Seinfeld for the toy show.

266
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I can remember this now.

267
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And this is going to be good.

268
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And I haven't seen this in a god awful long time.

269
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But it's going to be good.

270
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You know the crack.

271
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The toy show.

272
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Gay could do it.

273
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Pat was very, very rigid.

274
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We'll watch the Lara Croft one after this as well.

275
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But it's a real.

276
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It's a master class of rigidity.

277
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Now look at this.

278
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Bumblebee.

279
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The B movie.

280
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Voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.

281
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Came out around Christmas time 2007.

282
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They thought, let's get Jerry on to the toy show.

283
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He can say a few pre-scripted lines with Pat.

284
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It will be hilarious.

285
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This is going to be brilliant.

286
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This is going to be.

287
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This is the surreality we need at this time of day.

288
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Just to get us through.

289
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,300
Or this time of the week as well.

290
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Are you ready?

291
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Not my cup of tea.

292
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Is he not?

293
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Well as it happens.

294
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He's here.

295
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I'm already loving it.

296
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I heard Jerry just say.

297
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Not my cup of tea.

298
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And then Pat was.

299
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Is he not?

300
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Not my cup of tea.

301
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,200
Is he not?

302
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,820
Not my cup of tea.

303
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:51,580
Is he not?

304
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:52,920
Is he not?

305
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,760
Not my cup of tea.

306
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:55,520
Is he not?

307
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Well as a.

308
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Like even look at the B there.

309
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And look at how animated the B is.

310
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Just saying not my cup of tea.

311
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Right?

312
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,840
And then look at Pat.

313
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Pat's leaning.

314
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On.

315
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A fucking TV stand.

316
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Right.

317
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Let's.

318
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Let's just.

319
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This is a toy show.

320
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You need energy.

321
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Not my cup of tea.

322
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Is he not?

323
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Well as it happens.

324
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He's here.

325
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Will you welcome Jerry Seinfeld.

326
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Seinfeld.

327
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Seinfeld.

328
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2007.

329
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:32,780
Seinfeld would have been.

330
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,420
Would have ended.

331
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99.

332
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Or 2000.

333
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Right.

334
00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,800
The biggest.

335
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,740
Sitcom ever made.

336
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,260
And the name of the sitcom.

337
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,360
Is his name.

338
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Seinfeld.

339
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,160
Biggest sitcom ever made.

340
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:53,660
Successful.

341
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,100
Larry David.

342
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,200
Jerry Seinfeld.

343
00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:57,540
Jerry Seinfeld.

344
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,140
The sitcom.

345
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Is Seinfeld.

346
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10 years.

347
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,340
Not my cup of tea.

348
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,060
Is he not?

349
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,520
Well as it happens.

350
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:06,200
He's here.

351
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,520
Will you welcome Jerry Seinfeld.

352
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,520
Jerry Seinfeld.

353
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:08,620
Ha ha ha.

354
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,180
Great to see you.

355
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:19,040
Great movie.

356
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:19,940
Great movie.

357
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:20,360
Thank you.

358
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:20,440
Thank you.

359
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:20,940
Thank you.

360
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,440
Thank you.

361
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:21,940
Thank you.

362
00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:22,000
Thank you.

363
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,460
Thank you.

364
00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:22,960
Thank you.

365
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,540
Thank you.

366
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,600
I reckon they like you Jerry.

367
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:29,660
Look at the eyes.

368
00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:31,320
The eyes say it all.

369
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,880
I think they like you Jerry.

370
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,680
Jerry.

371
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,480
We have someone in.

372
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,700
Someone in the audience there.

373
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:44,420
Yeah.

374
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:45,260
Jerry.

375
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,060
Jerry Seinfeld.

376
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:47,980
Jerry Seinfeld.

377
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:48,140
Jerry Seinfeld.

378
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:53,280
Now you're involved in an ongoing legal battle Jerry.

379
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,880
Jerry Seinfeld there in the audience.

380
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,780
I am not Jerry Seinfeld Pat.

381
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,400
And what's more I'm not even Jerry Seinfeld Pat.

382
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,080
You're a liar.

383
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:05,120
I'm Jerry Hannan.

384
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:06,740
Uh.

385
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,320
That's not Jerry Seinfeld.

386
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,420
His name isn't even Seinfeld Pat.

387
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,160
His name is Seinfeld.

388
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:20,980
Seinfeld.

389
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,400
You have something to say there Seinfeld.

390
00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:29,200
Great to see you.

391
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:29,660
How are you doing?

392
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,080
Great movie.

393
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:30,940
Great movie.

394
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:31,360
Thank you.

395
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,600
I reckon they like you Jerry.

396
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:35,900
Yeah.

397
00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:36,380
Nice.

398
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,880
Now tell me this.

399
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:38,240
Um.

400
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,540
The idea for B movie.

401
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,080
I mean it's.

402
00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,780
Look at the way Pat says.

403
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,340
I reckon they like you Jerry.

404
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,060
There's like.

405
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,840
A look in Pat's face like.

406
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,120
Like it's scary.

407
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:51,720
Like he could.

408
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,440
Terrific movie.

409
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,160
I saw it during the week.

410
00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:54,360
Like be a psycho or something.

411
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:55,080
They like you Jerry.

412
00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:56,540
Watch.

413
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:57,080
Watch.

414
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,720
I reckon they like you Jerry.

415
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,120
Nice.

416
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,620
I reckon they like you Jerry.

417
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,280
Nice.

418
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,880
Now tell me this.

419
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:05,220
Um.

420
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:05,700
The idea for B movie.

421
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,580
I mean it's a terrific movie.

422
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,520
I saw it during the week.

423
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:14,160
I reckon they like you Jerry.

424
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,260
I reckon they like you Jerry.

425
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,640
Now tell me Jerry about B movie.

426
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,720
B.

427
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:32,420
I mean it's a terrific movie.

428
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,240
I saw it during the week.

429
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,120
It is ace.

430
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:34,740
It's terrific.

431
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:34,940
Thanks.

432
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,160
It is ace.

433
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160
It is ace.

434
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,220
It is ace.

435
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:38,220
It is ace.

436
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:38,260
It is ace.

437
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:41,480
I went to see B movie.

438
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,260
I went to see B movie last week.

439
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,420
It was ace.

440
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,240
It was ace.

441
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,160
Where is Pat from like?

442
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,760
Where is Pat from like?

443
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:50,760
Where is Pat from like?

444
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:50,760
Where is Pat from like?

445
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:53,360
A big movie.

446
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,180
I saw it during the week.

447
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,060
It is ace.

448
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:55,640
It's terrific.

449
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,360
Thanks very much.

450
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:56,720
Thank you.

451
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,780
It's all your own doing though.

452
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,840
Well not completely.

453
00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,080
I had a couple other people.

454
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,300
A couple of other people.

455
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:08,220
Well it takes about 350 people actually to make one of these movies and I was very lucky to be involved with them.

456
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,660
Okay but we've had mice.

457
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:10,520
We've had elephants.

458
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:10,880
Right.

459
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,320
Penguins.

460
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,380
We've had all sorts of movies.

461
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,200
So you're now.

462
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
You've had ants even.

463
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:14,960
Yes.

464
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,220
Now it's bees.

465
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:16,120
But never a bee.

466
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,020
Never a bee.

467
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,580
And the bee is really one of the most interesting bugs.

468
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,060
I don't really like bugs but I like bees.

469
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:24,820
It was on fleek Jerry.

470
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,360
I went to see B movie Jerry.

471
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,300
It was on fleek.

472
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:29,900
It was ace.

473
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,760
I believe you had to create a whole bee universe.

474
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:34,440
We created an entire world.

475
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,520
Well we think it would look like.

476
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,600
Tell us more Jerry.

477
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:39,060
Jerry.

478
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:48,780
Tell us more about the bee universe you've created in order to make this ace movie.

479
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,320
If you went inside a beehive.

480
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,100
Yeah.

481
00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:55,300
And it is quite bizarre.

482
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:56,680
It's quite bizarre.

483
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,180
Yes.

484
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,360
Now the nub of the movie.

485
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,200
Do you want to tell anyone the bit of the plot?

486
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,420
Why the bees kind of.

487
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,360
Well go on.

488
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:02,840
Ha ha.

489
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,020
Plot.

490
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:04,740
Why the bees.

491
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,800
Do you want to tell anyone the bit of the plot?

492
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,220
Why the.

493
00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:13,580
Jerry.

494
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:29,340
Why the bees kind of.

495
00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,180
Why the bees kind of.

496
00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:35,120
Why the bees kind of.

497
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,960
Well go on.

498
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,120
Now the nub of the movie.

499
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,960
Do you want to tell anyone the bit of the plot?

500
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,240
Why the bees kind of.

501
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,440
Well go on strike.

502
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,400
Well they don't really go on strike.

503
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,700
What happens is they find out that the humans.

504
00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:47,500
Have been taking their honey.

505
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:49,600
And they get very upset about it.

506
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,760
And they decide to sue the human race.

507
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,920
Because they don't want to do anything violent.

508
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,660
They're very sophisticated.

509
00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:54,860
Creatures.

510
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,280
So they sue the human race.

511
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,120
And they win all the honey back.

512
00:42:58,340 --> 00:42:59,360
So they stop working.

513
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:01,400
And that leads to some problems.

514
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,540
We know what happens when the bees don't do what bees are supposed to do.

515
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:10,660
How has it gone down the states.

516
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,560
Fantastic.

517
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,260
It was number one.

518
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,360
Our second week out.

519
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,060
And so far around the world.

520
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:16,960
It's doing very well.

521
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,760
What do the kids think of it when they come out.

522
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,900
Not having known bees intimately before this movie.

523
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,020
Well they learn a lot about.

524
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:30,740
Jerry.

525
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:35,200
What do the kids think of the movie Jerry.

526
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:38,960
Having not known bees intimately before.

527
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,560
Tell me about the kids reactions Jerry.

528
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,380
To this ace movie you've made.

529
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,320
Thanks Jerry.

530
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,660
You're a spinning poker chip away.

531
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,260
From getting your face turned into goose meat.

532
00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:56,060
Bees.

533
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,460
And they.

534
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,860
I'm afraid that they're going to try and talk to actual bees.

535
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,260
After they see the movie.

536
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:03,620
Which isn't good.

537
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,780
Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying.

538
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:06,780
Who's going to do that?

539
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:07,240
Yeah.

540
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,180
They won't.

541
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,460
It's a terrific movie.

542
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,160
What next though?

543
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,820
What do you follow after bees?

544
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,260
They won't.

545
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,980
Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying.

546
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,000
Who's going to do that?

547
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:17,460
Yeah.

548
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:18,420
They won't.

549
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:19,480
It's a terrific movie.

550
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:22,160
The bee cannot sting them without dying.

551
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,420
After they see the movie.

552
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,780
Which isn't good.

553
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,940
Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying.

554
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,380
That's right.

555
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:27,940
Who's going to do that?

556
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:28,400
Yeah.

557
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:28,760
Yeah.

558
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,360
They won't.

559
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,640
It's a terrific movie.

560
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:30,680
They won't.

561
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,340
What next though?

562
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:32,960
What do you follow after bees?

563
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,840
I'm not even done with this yet.

564
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,520
So I don't know what next.

565
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:36,800
All right.

566
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:38,220
It is an absolutely terrific movie.

567
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:38,700
By the way.

568
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,800
I know that you won preoccupation in life.

569
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,560
Besides bees.

570
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,040
And that is a particular superhero.

571
00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:44,580
Isn't that so?

572
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:45,260
Yes it is.

573
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,240
There is a superhero that I prefer.

574
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,840
Where did that come from?

575
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,860
Well when I was a kid that was really the guy.

576
00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:55,260
You know he was the most famous one.

577
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,120
And he was the most powerful one.

578
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,300
Who's going to do that?

579
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:01,340
All the little boys when I was a kid loved Superman.

580
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,360
And as I know you are still a kid at heart.

581
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:03,820
So.

582
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:07,040
We scoured Dublin Town for this.

583
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,160
For you.

584
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,840
It must have been so hard to find.

585
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,100
Oh look at that.

586
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,360
So this is from us.

587
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,400
Jesus.

588
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,360
Thank you very much.

589
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:19,900
Thank you.

590
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:20,540
Gary.

591
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,820
Thank you very much.

592
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:22,040
Thank you.

593
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,180
Thank you.

594
00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:22,500
Thank you.

595
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:22,860
Thank you.

596
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:22,880
Thank you.

597
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,260
Our pleasure.

598
00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:25,100
Thank you.

599
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,000
Did he call him?

600
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:30,680
All right.

601
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,100
Well.

602
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,820
Did he call him Seinfeld then or?

603
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,640
At the end or Seinfeld.

604
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,600
Oh look at that.

605
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,900
This is from us.

606
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:49,860
To you.

607
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:50,860
Thank you very much.

608
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:51,440
Thank you.

609
00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:52,060
Gary.

610
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,360
Thank you very much.

611
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:53,780
Thank you.

612
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:54,160
Thank you.

613
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,000
Thank you.

614
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,780
Our pleasure.

615
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:56,640
Thank you.

616
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,040
Gary Seinfeld.

617
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,060
He said Seinfeld again.

618
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,560
I think he said Seinfeld again.

619
00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:07,900
Knowing that the bee can't sting them.

620
00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:10,180
Who's going to do that?

621
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:16,720
And they, they, I'm afraid that they're going to try and talk to actual bees after they see

622
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,140
the movie.

623
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,500
Which isn't good.

624
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:20,640
Knowing that the bee cannot sting them without dying.

625
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,660
Who's going to do that?

626
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,080
Yeah, they won't.

627
00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:26,300
Beautiful stuff.

628
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:33,420
I think we might just have time now for the Lara Croft situation

629
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:35,560
before we move on with Dead Space.

630
00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,060
Here we go.

631
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,160
This is an absolute...

632
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,160
What about Lara Croft?

633
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:47,320
Look, if you haven't seen this, then get yourself comfy, okay?

634
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,720
Because the next two minutes are lovely.

635
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,080
They're amazing.

636
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,560
It's got everything.

637
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,040
It's got everything you never thought existed.

638
00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:06,580
So get yourself a little glass of water maybe and let's dive into this.

639
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,340
Entomb Raider.

640
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,880
The graphics have improved lots on that.

641
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,300
Would it be almost like she was in the...

642
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:17,780
in the room with you?

643
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,540
It actually almost looks like a real person in parts of it.

644
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,680
Sorry, bit of context.

645
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,740
The toy show again every year.

646
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,080
They show the toys for Christmas.

647
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:31,120
And Tomb Raider 3 was coming out.

648
00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:33,520
Tomb Raider 3, the adventures of Lara Croft.

649
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:34,780
No, sorry, Tomb Raider 4.

650
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,980
The one where she goes back to Egypt.

651
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:41,500
And they're playing the game Tomb Raider 4 on the console.

652
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,860
And then Pat's got a secret surprise.

653
00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:46,760
It's bigger than Seinfeld.

654
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,520
And there's lots on that.

655
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,440
Would it be almost like she was in the room with you?

656
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:50,440
Yeah.

657
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,160
It actually almost looks like a real person in parts of it.

658
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,500
It looks very good and very real.

659
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:56,500
Okay.

660
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,760
It's fairly unbelievable.

661
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:58,600
Yeah.

662
00:47:58,740 --> 00:47:59,080
Okay.

663
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:09,620
Look at this.

664
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:09,620
Look at this.

665
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:12,060
So strange.

666
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:13,380
No direction has been given.

667
00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:18,220
The only direction that was given was walk out and do the poses.

668
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,900
Do you know like a comic con.

669
00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:29,460
It's the equivalent of a comic con cosplayer on national TV doing poses for a minute and a half.

670
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,060
Nothing has been said.

671
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,380
The same poses repeated.

672
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,460
Audience don't know what to do.

673
00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,340
Floor manager is confused.

674
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,880
Floor manager is looking at the up to the director's box.

675
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,220
Nothing's coming through here.

676
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:42,960
How long is this?

677
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,680
Miss Lara Croft.

678
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:50,020
All that can be said is Pat ad-libbing saying Miss Lara Croft.

679
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,720
Crazy stuff.

680
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,260
Miss Lara Croft.

681
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,640
Okay.

682
00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:15,860
Lara Croft and Stuart and David who cannot believe their eyes and ears.

683
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:19,360
I mean he's telling us that they can't believe their eyes and ears.

684
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,660
But clearly for the last minute and a half.

685
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:26,020
We were watching two lads who could believe their eyes and ears.

686
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:33,860
And they were as confused and maybe a bit disturbed as we the viewer were.

687
00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:37,660
Where is she?

688
00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:40,600
And then where does she take them?

689
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,680
At the end of the fucking thing.

690
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:43,080
That.

691
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,240
She just takes them away.

692
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,040
Okay.

693
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,160
Lara Croft and Stuart and David who cannot believe their eyes and ears.

694
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:56,900
Okay.

695
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,160
Oh look who it is.

696
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,280
Our old friend.

697
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,000
It must.

698
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,860
The people that are in power at this moment.

699
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:06,420
All right minister.

700
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:13,100
The people who are paid £600,000 a week or year for doing 11 hours jobs.

701
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:16,180
And who have the moralising, pontificating.

702
00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:19,560
Who say oh we need to cut it back to the Northern Ireland system.

703
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:21,880
And they don't have the moral rights to stand.

704
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,060
And stand for the people of this country.

705
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:25,280
And it's you Pat Kenny.

706
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:25,960
Very kind of me.

707
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,560
Thank you very much.

708
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,380
600,000 pound a year for doing 11 hours a week.

709
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,520
Such exaggerated pain.

710
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,260
And dignity to speak about people.

711
00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:34,480
And the social welfare.

712
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,480
And disability.

713
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:40,000
And a new pontificate against ministers and their corrupt system.

714
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,900
Your RTE and the elite 20 top players do not deserve the money.

715
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,640
What was he on man?

716
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,760
Fucking hell.

717
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,140
Look at the eyes on him.

718
00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:52,660
Look at the eyes here.

719
00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:54,900
Whoa.

720
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:56,220
Right.

721
00:50:56,220 --> 00:51:10,700
Jerry Seinfeld has devised a B universe so to speak.

722
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:16,780
So Jerry you're involved in an ongoing B universe world build.

723
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:19,220
Jerry Seinfeld.

724
00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:20,220
Jerry Seinfeld.

725
00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:21,220
Jerry Seinfeld.

726
00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:23,220
None other than Jerry Seinfeld.

727
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:24,220
Jerry Seinfeld.

728
00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,220
Hold down.

729
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,220
Rehealing sequence activated.

730
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:32,220
Sufficient fuel to fire a primary engine.

731
00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:33,220
Whatever you did is worth it.

732
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:34,220
I have a few readings.

733
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:38,220
It's only a quarter full but that's enough to restore orbit once you bring the engines online.

734
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:41,220
"I wish you were to fire a primary engine."

735
00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:43,220
"Whatever you did is worth..."

736
00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:49,220
"I have a few readings. It's only a quarter full, but that's enough to restore orbit once you bring the engines online."

737
00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:51,220
"What the hell?"

738
00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:53,220
"Bring the engines online."

739
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,220
"Force alarm. I saw something."

740
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:57,220
"Okay, thank god."

741
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:03,220
"Thank goodness."

742
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,220
"What did that do?"

743
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:10,220
"How are you Ryan McBride? Is this a speedrun?"

744
00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:12,220
"It sure is McBride."

745
00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:15,220
"You already...?"

746
00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:16,220
"Hey."

747
00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,220
"Whoa."

748
00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,220
"Hey, the pulse rifle's not too bad."

749
00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:24,220
"I like this pulse rifle."

750
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:28,220
"I'd definitely use this a lot more."

751
00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:34,220
"What did you change from the pulse rifle back to the scapula?"

752
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,220
"Okay, we got nothing in the scapula."

753
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,220
"That was nice."

754
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,220
"Is this how...?"

755
00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:57,220
"Is this where KFC make their produce?"

756
00:52:57,220 --> 00:52:58,220
"I hope not."

757
00:52:58,220 --> 00:52:59,220
"Little chicka sees."

758
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:04,220
"Sort out your inventory, you're in a bad way."

759
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:08,220
"Sort out your inventory, you're in a bad way."

760
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:14,220
"When you say sort out the inventory, I'm in a bad way."

761
00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:18,220
"Do you mean that my inventory needs organizing or am I goosed?"

762
00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:20,220
"Dandolph."

763
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:21,220
"Dandolph."

764
00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:21,220
"Line racks, what does that do?"

765
00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:22,220
"Ammo for the line gun."

766
00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

767
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:24,220
"Use a med kit."

768
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:25,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

769
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:25,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

770
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:25,220
"Use a med kit."

771
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:26,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

772
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:27,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

773
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:28,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

774
00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,220
"Use a med kit."

775
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:29,220
"Use a med kit."

776
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:30,220
"Use a med kit."

777
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

778
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:32,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

779
00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:33,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

780
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

781
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

782
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:36,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

783
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:37,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

784
00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

785
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

786
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:40,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

787
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:41,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

788
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:42,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

789
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

790
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

791
00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:45,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

792
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

793
00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:47,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

794
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

795
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:49,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

796
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

797
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

798
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:52,220
"Ammo for the pulse."

799
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:55,220
"Sell at the store."

800
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:58,220
"Use a med kit."

801
00:53:58,220 --> 00:53:59,220
"Small med pack."

802
00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:05,220
"That's that."

803
00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:07,220
"I can fill my stasis with that."

804
00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:12,220
"Or shall I wait till I get to a stasis module to do that?"

805
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:21,220
"Line gun was never a gun I used," says Hansen.

806
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,620
Hanson. Thanks Hanson.

807
00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:25,620
*Sounds of a game*

808
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:27,620
*Sounds of a game*

809
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,620
*Sounds of a game*

810
00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:31,620
*Sounds of a game*

811
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:33,620
*Sounds of a game*

812
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:35,620
*Sounds of a game*

813
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:37,620
*Sounds of a game*

814
00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:39,620
*Sounds of a game*

815
00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:41,620
*Sounds of a game*

816
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:43,620
*Sounds of a game*

817
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,620
*Sounds of a game*

818
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,620
Now we're gonna have to, uh...

819
00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,620
*Sounds of a game*

820
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,620
Come to terms with a couple of bad eggs.

821
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:53,620
*Sounds of a game*

822
00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:59,740
apples inside this room here Pat we're gonna have to take control are you ready

823
00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:06,860
to take control Pat you ever taken control at all Pat in your life

824
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:22,860
such exaggerated pain under what condition the license fee

825
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:50,280
oh man man good luck spook hauser they just got Jerry Seinfelded in the B movies

826
00:55:50,280 --> 00:56:02,460
now we can sell the semiconductor you were telling me to sell a gold semiconductor I

827
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:16,600
have it do you want it 3000 credits nice someone said to sell the status pack as well is that a good

828
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:27,580
idea or is that a bad idea how do you use the schematics knowing that the mutant can't sting

829
00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:30,040
them without dying I mean who's gonna do that

830
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:46,720
sell the Superman figure we didn't get that in the game that was in the video man that was Pat Kenny giving that to Seinfeld

831
00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:05,300
what's the save you can move the items from the inventory here

832
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,280
power now

833
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:24,280
no we don't want to save we want to go to a workbench craft some stuff

834
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:54,740
If there is a workbench, probably not one. I would like to have had backseat gaming or whatever you call that relying upon your info but it seems as though I can't do that.

835
00:57:54,740 --> 00:58:24,720
We do that fluidly in the game and that happened with Resident Evil as well where you can't really be waiting around because you're just staying in one area waiting for info to come through. I might as well just fail and then redo it again without relying upon information from either our Flood, Stephen Thomas, or Tommy Stevens, or any of the Stallworths.

836
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:30,720
What is this colony?

837
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,720
Colony, you think?

838
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:42,720
This is Temple. Now the centrifuge is offline. We've got four trillion tons of rock hanging off our ass and without that centrifuge to balance the ship, the gravity tellers will pull it straight down to the colony.

839
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,720
Colony, you think?

840
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,720
I'm out here now, you're fucking fixing it.

841
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,720
What?

842
00:58:48,720 --> 00:59:01,540
is that sparkling water bad for your teeth a carbonated drinks bad for your

843
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:05,480
teeth or is that just the sugar in the carbonated drinks that are bad for your

844
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:14,320
teeth look at this the decon chamber we're in the decon chamber

845
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:37,560
it's just the sugar thank god for that I heard the carbonation messes with the enamel of your teeth

846
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:44,060
that could be bullshit I would err on the side of yes that would would not be bullshit I'd say

847
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:51,320
that's true for the tooth see if you dropped a bottle of fizzy water the

848
00:59:51,320 --> 01:00:04,220
fucking enamel that would probably oh Jesus Christ this we've got we've got a live wire we've got no status

849
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:19,060
fuck the hell man the post rifle is doing his job

850
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:24,480
stamp on him sorry there if you got spooked

851
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:38,320
spooked houses there's a fair few spooked houses inside this

852
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,320
fuck the hell

853
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:52,800
don't you you just got dodgy and the band of men

854
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:59,580
and go to the shop by you what's the dog you go store in a minute

855
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:09,720
if you don't fucking leave me alone man I'm gonna pour scalding hot dolce gusto coffee all over your feet

856
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:16,920
decontamination sequence complete I don't have any I don't have any weapons left but I have a kettle

857
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:24,480
I have a tasimo and that can boil water man I'm gonna pour that over your shins if you don't leave me alone man

858
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:31,440
Maria McChrystal, thank you very much.

859
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,540
Thank you, Maria.

860
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:36,500
And you say Francis Higgins is a made-up name.

861
01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:38,000
It's not a made-up name.

862
01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:39,740
You named your mother.

863
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,920
Are you going to tell more lies?

864
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:59,340
Nescafé Azira is another side of the coffee story.

865
01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:01,840
Nescafé Azira.

866
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:03,360
Nescafé.

867
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,960
Nescafé Azira was a made-up name.

868
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:16,760
Right.

869
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:17,800
Right.

870
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:18,300
Right.

871
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:18,720
Right.

872
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,100
Right.

873
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:19,500
Right.

874
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,900
Did you know Edward Healy?

875
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:29,540
This room was used in the demo to market towards EA, Electronic Arts.

876
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:34,020
This scene alone got the green light to develop the rest of the game, says Edward.

877
01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:35,400
Fucking hell.

878
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:37,740
That's some fact, man.

879
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:38,800
Thanks very much for that.

880
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:45,320
It's the little things like that that really put a nice little sheen on the stream, I believe.

881
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,920
And now we're at the upgrade bench.

882
01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:55,700
What will we do with this?

883
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,500
Maybe we can upgrade the rifle.

884
01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,920
Because I wasn't really feeling the rifle there.

885
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,600
It wasn't doing the best.

886
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,500
Two nodes.

887
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:06,500
Two nodes.

888
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,680
Or the rig.

889
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,880
Do we upgrade the rig?

890
01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:12,500
Or...

891
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:17,000
Anybody there now?

892
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,340
Quick with the...

893
01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,240
Please, please.

894
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,240
Someone who's dead space aficionado.

895
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,340
Tell me what to do here.

896
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:23,680
Two nodes in the chamber.

897
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:28,780
We can even go on the Stasis, Kinesis, Rig, Plasma, Pulse.

898
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,780
HP, never air.

899
01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:52,680
I'm going Rig.

900
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:55,300
I'm going Rig.

901
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,080
Unless you've nodes to spare.

902
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:07,600
Jack.

903
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,820
Jack, I want to tell you something, Jack.

904
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:11,760
Thank you very much.

905
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,440
Thanks, Jack.

906
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,120
There's a dump valve for you, Jack.

907
01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,740
Any new vids on the way?

908
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:23,220
Yeah, but I don't know when, man.

909
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,680
Okay, I don't know when.

910
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,420
It's just Starry Starry Night at the moment, Jack, okay?

911
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:33,840
Can we mute the Starry Nights guy, says Connor.

912
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:34,480
We can.

913
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,360
Sorry, Starry.

914
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:41,560
I keep on seeing Starry Starry Nights, but it's not a problem to me, but it's a problem to somebody in the chat.

915
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,920
Maybe he'll stop if I say it.

916
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:44,920
Maybe he'll stop if I say it.

917
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,520
Starry Starry Nights.

918
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,280
So there, hopefully.

919
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:56,240
If you don't stop, I've given you what you wanted.

920
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:56,840
If you...

921
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,000
Josh says he'll stop.

922
01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:58,640
Thanks, Josh.

923
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,560
What the fuck now?

924
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,640
What do we need here now?

925
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:04,360
Rig, is it?

926
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:05,280
We do the rig up.

927
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,640
Bit of HP there for the rig.

928
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:21,500
No.

929
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:21,560
No.

930
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:21,560
No.

931
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:21,560
No.

932
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:44,560
So that's what we've done, we've done it. There's no more me looking to see whether or not I've done the right thing. From ye, because I'll be there all day.

933
01:05:44,560 --> 01:06:08,900
Stary, stary night. Do the bit of health if there's any health knocking around. You didn't see any health floating around the town, no?

934
01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:36,120
Dendalf, you don't actually get the benefit until you reach the coloured node of the circuit. As far as I know, thank you very much. Thank you very much.

935
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:41,720
Pulse rounds.

936
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,720
Pulse rounds.

937
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,720
Pulse rounds.

938
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,720
Pulse rounds.

939
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,720
Pulse rounds.

940
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,720
Pulse rounds.

941
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,720
Pulse rounds.

942
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,720
Pulse rounds.

943
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,720
Pulse rounds.

944
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:54,720
Pulse rounds.

945
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,720
Pulse rounds.

946
01:06:55,720 --> 01:07:03,840
You're wearing £900,000, Pat. £900,000 for RTE, not ABC Nightline or in the United States system.

947
01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:07,500
You get four times the pay of the United States President.

948
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:12,980
So I don't mind this woman here who was elected by the people of this country to be forgot.

949
01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:18,220
But who gave you and your cohorts such exaggerated pay under what conditions?

950
01:07:19,220 --> 01:07:24,160
So Pat, don't you take the advantage of me that I'm going to leave this building now

951
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,620
because at the moment this is my last time I'll ever stay here.

952
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:31,020
I want to complain for 20 years about your pontificating and your moralising.

953
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:35,880
About this woman who is a minister and everything she does is she'll be removed from office.

954
01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:38,740
Where will you be accountable for the £600,000?

955
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,420
Where are you going to be accountable?

956
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,040
I think you have...

957
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,700
You've had your day, Pat. You've lived your high life.

958
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:49,100
And I'm going off to sue an old woman for a field because I feel I might make a million or more

959
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:50,320
because I need to get that money.

960
01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:53,460
You have not a moral authority to stand there moralising.

961
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,640
I know it's gone on our beer.

962
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,180
You don't want the truth to...

963
01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:58,180
Thank you very much for that contribution.

964
01:07:58,180 --> 01:07:58,640
Thank you.

965
01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,060
Thank you.

966
01:07:59,060 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

967
01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

968
01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

969
01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

970
01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

971
01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

972
01:07:59,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Thank you.

973
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,080
Thank you.

974
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,860
Thank you very much for that contribution.

975
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:02,560
All right.

976
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:09,560
to be a hypocrite and elected to be in the position. You don't have the voice of independence.

977
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:15,560
You are corrupt like all your authoring does. Thank you very much for that contribution.

978
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:28,560
You've had enough time now. Minister, thank you very much for joining us. We're unable

979
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:35,560
to continue our program without... with this. Okay, thanks very much. I think part of...

980
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:41,560
Thanks very much. I think part of... justice. Okay, thanks very much. Justice. Okay, thanks.

981
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:47,560
With this. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much.

982
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:53,560
Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. I think part of...

983
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,560
Right. That's injustice.

984
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:09,560
So then we go through this little doorway. Well, well, well, isn't that nice? Another little doorway into yet another corridor.

985
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:15,560
What's gonna be around the corner? More monsters, is it? Yeah? Surprise, surprise.

986
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:20,560
Looks like someone was strong enough to burst their way through this... looks like it could be a snake.

987
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:34,560
Some kind of space snake. And I wanna ask you something now. What are these creatures, these biological creatures that are come miserable creatures of the space realm coming through the fucking space system and shuttle like that.

988
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:49,560
How do they get through metal and steel? They're made of organic biological material. There's no way... unless they had like hard hats on. And even then, you'd need like a steel hard hat. Not a plastic one.

989
01:09:49,560 --> 01:10:12,820
The place is a joke machine. Teleporters. There's no plant or machine hire out in space.

990
01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:42,120
C4 steel toe cap boots necessary for the long journey ahead. Eddie Murphy menswear. Thanks so much Eddie Murphy menswear. You are the best Eddie Murphy that ever was. Even better than the man who was in the films called Eddie Murphy. Beverly Hills cop? Beverly Hills flop compared to Eddie Murphy menswear. Thank you very much.

991
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,120
Eddie Murphy.

992
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:49,120
Unlocked. How is that unlocked?

993
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:53,120
Exiting zero gravity.

994
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,120
Wow. Zero gravity.

995
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,120
Wow.

996
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,120
Zero gravity.

997
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,120
Now we can walk on the ceiling.

998
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:02,120
Wow.

999
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:15,120
Get some usage out of these boots. Finally.

1000
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,120
Finally.

1001
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:22,120
Oh. You don't want to hear that.

1002
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:35,120
Oh. You don't want to hear that.

1003
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:40,120
Where are they coming out of it?

1004
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:47,120
They've got form. They've got form. They've got form.

1005
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,120
They've got form.

1006
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,120
They've got a whip of a tail.

1007
01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:08,120
Some of these guys keep crawling even when they've no head.

1008
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,120
Disgusting.

1009
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,120
It's an absolutely disgusting situation. Look at this guy's head.

1010
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,120
He might knock that head over there.

1011
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,120
And it landed against some pipe or something.

1012
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,120
smashed into a few bits.

1013
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,120
Kev Johnson

1014
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,120
is in timeout for constantly

1015
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,120
spamming, or saying

1016
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,120
it's gone to shit Francis.

1017
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,120
The problem there Kev

1018
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,120
is that

1019
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,120
I have cursory glances

1020
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,120
at the chat.

1021
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,120
And if I see it's all gone

1022
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,120
to shit

1023
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:06,120
then I- that's- that's

1024
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,120
fucking me up Kev. You're fucking me up

1025
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,120
in a big way man. So you're gone.

1026
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,120
For 300 seconds.

1027
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,120
And uh- and that's-

1028
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,120
that's basically like you're on-

1029
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,120
You're on probation Kev.

1030
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,120
And I believe

1031
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,120
that you've got a good heart. I know you have a good heart Kev.

1032
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,120
But you gotta watch your step.

1033
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,120
Alright, okay what the fuck am I doing here?

1034
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:50,120
Alright, okay what the fuck am I doing here?

1035
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,120
Alright, okay what the fuck am I doing here?

1036
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:54,120
*Bang*

1037
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:56,120
*Bang*

1038
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:58,120
*Bang*

1039
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,120
*Bang*

1040
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,120
*Bang*

1041
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:06,120
Free Kev. See you've already got people saying free Kev.

1042
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,120
They want you back. We all want you back Kev.

1043
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:10,120
Thank you for your glory.

1044
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,120
Thank you for your glory.

1045
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,120
Thanks very much Westside.

1046
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:14,120
*Bang*

1047
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,120
*Bang*

1048
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:20,120
Have you got any hookups for the apple based carbonated drink Sidona on your side of the sea?

1049
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:24,120
I found a black market for the stuff around London.

1050
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:28,120
Plan on shifting product out the back of the Mercedes Vito.

1051
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:29,120
Wished.

1052
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:32,120
Yeah, we can organize that. We can organize that.

1053
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,120
We can sort something out to you.

1054
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,120
We can have a care package of Sidona dropped over to you.

1055
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,120
Rapid stat.

1056
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:43,120
Two F-16s have just been scrambled from Galena.

1057
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,120
They're carrying a payload of 5,000 megatons of Sidona.

1058
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,120
You're gonna have to watch this.

1059
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,120
Make sure you've got your coffers open.

1060
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,120
*Bang*

1061
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,120
Somebody...

1062
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,120
The tide is turning Kev.

1063
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:58,120
The tide is turning somebody's after saying Gulag Kev.

1064
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,120
So, looks like...

1065
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:10,580
it looks like you could be off to the gulag kev we might rest in peace kev someone says rest in

1066
01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:24,680
peace hope you're all right man he's 150 seconds away now what is the story with these guys they're

1067
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:25,680
not going into the yoke

1068
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:55,560
shoot your status on on the high spinning bit all right I have no status left

1069
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:58,740
reload the status

1070
01:15:58,740 --> 01:16:03,920
okay

1071
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:16,100
okay

1072
01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:17,100
okay

1073
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:20,280
okay

1074
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,280
okay

1075
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:25,460
okay

1076
01:16:25,460 --> 01:16:27,460
okay

1077
01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:30,640
okay

1078
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,640
okay

1079
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,820
okay

1080
01:16:35,820 --> 01:16:37,820
okay

1081
01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:41,000
okay

1082
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000
okay

1083
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,180
okay

1084
01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:49,360
okay

1085
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,360
okay

1086
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:56,540
okay

1087
01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:58,540
okay

1088
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,540
okay

1089
01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:03,720
okay

1090
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,720
okay

1091
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,720
okay

1092
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,720
okay

1093
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,900
okay

1094
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:12,900
okay

1095
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:14,900
okay

1096
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,900
okay

1097
01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:16,900
okay

1098
01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,900
okay

1099
01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:24,080
okay

1100
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,080
okay

1101
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,080
okay

1102
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,080
okay

1103
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,080
okay

1104
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:30,080
okay

1105
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,080
okay

1106
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:40,260
okay

1107
01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:42,260
okay

1108
01:17:42,260 --> 01:17:43,260
okay

1109
01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:44,260
okay

1110
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,260
okay

1111
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:47,260
This is Half-Life.

1112
01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:49,260
*Ballon*

1113
01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:51,260
*Ballon*

1114
01:17:51,260 --> 01:18:21,240
So, let's go.

1115
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:44,480
The limbs. Going for the limbs but it's a tricky one because they keep crawling even if they lose a head they'll still come for you. Look at the state of that. He comes out. He needs to be full of sleep. He needs to be full of sleep.

1116
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:54,680
What the hell? Scary man.

1117
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:14,480
Guess who's back? Back again! Kev is back! Tell a friend! Kev is back! Kev is back! Kev is back!

1118
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:25,480
How did you get out in the gulag Kev?

1119
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:34,480
Can you turn down the sound of the game? Sorry it's too loud.

1120
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:49,480
You can use Kinesis to grab the red barrels and throw them at enemies for explosive fun.

1121
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:53,480
Explosive fun!

1122
01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:00,480
A-I-G retreat.

1123
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,480
Stasks. Use.

1124
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,480
Mud up on health. Small med pack. Use.

1125
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:10,480
Another small med pack. Use.

1126
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:18,480
Stary Stary Kev!

1127
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,480
*Sexy voice*

1128
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:45,480
Come on, get into the machine. Look at this! What time is this?

1129
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:59,480
Time for bed. We're back. Now we can take our time with this crueller. Crueller.

1130
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,480
Nobody can come over here and cruele me.

1131
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:07,480
Sorry man, you gotta be cruel to be kind.

1132
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:11,480
I'm gonna stamp on you while you're floating around, man.

1133
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:20,480
Stamp your spine into a million. I'm gonna stamp you into next Tuesday weeknight.

1134
01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,480
Go watch the Champions League later, man.

1135
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,480
Or you gonna be stamped out of it.

1136
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:31,480
Ix and Chelsea are after you.

1137
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:38,480
Right, let's go. Let's move, let's move. Let's move.

1138
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:39,480
Let's move.

1139
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:51,840
Would you play Papers, Please?

1140
01:21:52,020 --> 01:21:53,980
Goblin, I've never heard of Papers, Please.

1141
01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:54,600
Is that a game?

1142
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,020
Is the game Papers?

1143
01:21:57,620 --> 01:21:58,920
Or is it called Papers, Please?

1144
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,520
And if so, what's it about?

1145
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,200
And what do you do in that game?

1146
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:06,480
Oxygen.

1147
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:07,480
Oxygen.

1148
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,720
No one has come back from a banning.

1149
01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:15,580
Is that true?

1150
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:16,680
I think that is true.

1151
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:18,100
That is true.

1152
01:22:20,780 --> 01:22:24,780
There's never, there's really, very rarely, I've ever had to ban anyone.

1153
01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:25,220
So, I mean.

1154
01:22:27,580 --> 01:22:32,820
It's, it's, there was, remember there was someone who was spamming loads of snake emojis.

1155
01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:36,380
And everyone was going, get rid of them, get rid of them.

1156
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,740
And we got rid of them.

1157
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:39,300
And then we brought them back.

1158
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:40,660
And he was apologetic.

1159
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:41,820
And then he was sound.

1160
01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:59,400
He came back stronger.

1161
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,400
Alright.

1162
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:18,400
Do we use this? Ah.

1163
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,400
We could be together.

1164
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,400
Wezzing on the moon.

1165
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,400
That sounds good actually. Papers please sounds good.

1166
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:21,400
It's a Tommy Schlug game is it? Tommy Schlug game. I think the, that flying over to land on something and then you've got your gravity boots. That's a bit ropey. It looks a bit ropey.

1167
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:33,400
And then we have a terminal here. Centrifuge.

1168
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:49,400
We should have a ship out of the country. We're having a storm. We're having a storm. We could be Kev Johnston walking on the moon.

1169
01:24:49,400 --> 01:25:05,400
That's great. That's great. That's great. Thank you. Good luck.

1170
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:21,400
We have to go to a garage and find two rear tires for an Almira. The NCT is in two months time. We need to get two new tires. The last ones are bald. And they're dangerous.

1171
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:29,400
Look at that man. How many G's would you be getting if you were on that thing? Would you be G'ing right up?

1172
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:39,400
Fuck. Looks like you get G'd out of it.

1173
01:25:47,400 --> 01:26:01,400
Centrifugal force. Have we done the right thing? We have. Great stuff. Now we have to get out of here. Fast.

1174
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:09,400
Centrifuge activated. Re-establish the land of the planetary cargo. Gravity restored.

1175
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:13,400
Planetary cargo has been restored.

1176
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:19,400
Do we just go over here now to this bit? Where we were before?

1177
01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:23,400
How do I use it?

1178
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:30,400
Centrifuge and Jarvis are both 100% and stabilized. Now get out of there and focus on the engine. I don't know how much time you have left.

1179
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:32,400
What the hell is it?

1180
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,400
Fuck.

1181
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,400
Isaac Hayes.

1182
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:42,400
It's got a nice mood to it. The game's got a real nice mood to it.

1183
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,400
Aaaaaaahhh.

1184
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,400
It's a fucking shite mood.

1185
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,400
It's a real crap mood the game has to it, isn't it?

1186
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:56,400
It was going well. The mood was going well for a while and then the mood went sour then.

1187
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:01,160
He's completely got Kev Johnson to the next move ready.

1188
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:10,660
Kev Johnson, in association with Shoe Zone, brings you comments from the crypt.

1189
01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:14,640
Now move.

1190
01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:18,100
Move, baby, move. You can do it.

1191
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:21,920
You're doing great, Isaac. Centrifuge and gyros are both 100% and utilized.

1192
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,260
Now get out of there and focus on the engine.

1193
01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:26,340
I don't know how much time we have left.

1194
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:28,040
He's alive!

1195
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,000
How do you think of my histrionics?

1196
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,500
I think they're legit. Whoa!

1197
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:49,640
Don't say it, Kev. You'll be straight back to the fucking gulag, Kev.

1198
01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:54,420
You'll be straight back to that gulag.

1199
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:57,780
In association with Shoe Zone.

1200
01:27:57,780 --> 01:27:58,740
In association with Shoe Zone.

1201
01:27:59,380 --> 01:28:00,220
Entering vacuum.

1202
01:28:03,380 --> 01:28:05,280
Maybe I can use the Stasi on this book.

1203
01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:13,760
I tried to use the Stasi on it and nothing happened.

1204
01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:26,700
That's a joke.

1205
01:28:27,380 --> 01:28:28,540
You're joking me.

1206
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,220
Come on!

1207
01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:47,220
Come on! Come on!

1208
01:28:47,220 --> 01:28:49,220
Come on!

1209
01:28:57,220 --> 01:28:59,220
The stairs are after you.

1210
01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:03,220
Oh god, look at this.

1211
01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:17,220
Come on, Ivach. Ivach, come on!

1212
01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:21,220
Isaac.

1213
01:29:23,220 --> 01:29:25,220
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1214
01:29:25,220 --> 01:29:29,220
Auntie Mac, thank you very much, Auntie Mac.

1215
01:29:29,220 --> 01:29:37,220
You're a great, great situation. Thank you very much for bestowing your situation on this stream.

1216
01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:41,220
We love it.

1217
01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:43,220
We love it and we can't get any more of it. Thank you.

1218
01:29:45,220 --> 01:29:47,220
Exiting vacuum.

1219
01:29:49,220 --> 01:29:51,220
What's your favourite poem?

1220
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,220
What the hell?

1221
01:29:57,220 --> 01:29:58,220
No!

1222
01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:05,220
Jesus Christ!

1223
01:30:23,220 --> 01:30:24,220
Fucking hell.

1224
01:30:24,220 --> 01:30:25,220
Thank you very much, uh...

1225
01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:28,220
Aunt.

1226
01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:31,220
Auntie Mac.

1227
01:30:31,220 --> 01:30:32,220
What's your favourite poem?

1228
01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:34,220
I can't remember poems now.

1229
01:30:36,220 --> 01:30:37,220
Probably, uh...

1230
01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,220
Probably, uh...

1231
01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:47,220
Hey Diddle Diddle Diddle.

1232
01:30:47,220 --> 01:30:48,220
Did you ever hear that one?

1233
01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:49,220
Fucking Cat and the Fiddle.

1234
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:50,220
Or that other one, uh...

1235
01:30:51,220 --> 01:30:52,220
Roses are Red.

1236
01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:53,220
That's the only poems I know, man.

1237
01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:55,220
I think Seamus Heaney did fucking Hey Diddle Diddle.

1238
01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:56,220
I think that was on the Leaving Cert.

1239
01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220
I think that was on the Leaving Cert.

1240
01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220
I think that was Hey Diddle Diddle.

1241
01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220
The Cat's Got a Fiddle.

1242
01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:56,220
The Cat's Got a Fiddle.

1243
01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:57,220
Pfff.

1244
01:30:57,220 --> 01:30:58,220
Pfff.

1245
01:30:58,220 --> 01:30:59,220
Can't remember the rest of it, man.

1246
01:30:59,220 --> 01:30:59,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1247
01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:00,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1248
01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:01,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1249
01:31:01,220 --> 01:31:02,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1250
01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:03,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1251
01:31:03,220 --> 01:31:04,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1252
01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:05,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1253
01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:05,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1254
01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:06,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1255
01:31:06,220 --> 01:31:07,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1256
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1257
01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:09,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1258
01:31:09,220 --> 01:31:10,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1259
01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:11,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1260
01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:12,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1261
01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:13,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1262
01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:14,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1263
01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:15,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1264
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1265
01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:17,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1266
01:31:17,220 --> 01:31:18,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1267
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:19,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1268
01:31:19,220 --> 01:31:20,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1269
01:31:20,220 --> 01:31:25,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1270
01:31:25,220 --> 01:31:26,220
I can't remember the rest of it, man.

1271
01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:32,220
Sheamus Heaney or something.

1272
01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:48,220
The Tolland Man.

1273
01:31:48,220 --> 01:31:54,220
About the guy who was found in the bog.

1274
01:31:54,220 --> 01:31:57,220
That's a poem, I think, by Sheamus Heaney.

1275
01:31:57,220 --> 01:31:58,220
Probably that one.

1276
01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,220
Oh, yeah.

1277
01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:01,220
Maybe September 1913.

1278
01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:09,220
Or the other one Yeats did about the fucking Sligo.

1279
01:32:09,220 --> 01:32:14,220
The lake lapping, the water lapping or something.

1280
01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:23,220
The way he did the words in that poem to describe Sligo was good.

1281
01:32:23,220 --> 01:32:24,220
He did a good one on that one.

1282
01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:26,220
Then you've got Sylvia Plath.

1283
01:32:26,220 --> 01:32:29,220
Who was really depressed out of it, man.

1284
01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:30,220
Fucking went and baked her head.

1285
01:32:30,220 --> 01:32:31,220
Because she couldn't be fucked.

1286
01:32:31,220 --> 01:32:36,220
And you have to think, how hard must it have been to be faced with a situation where it's like, "Shall I carry on living?" or "Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1287
01:32:36,220 --> 01:32:37,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1288
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:37,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1289
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:38,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1290
01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:39,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1291
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1292
01:32:40,220 --> 01:32:41,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1293
01:32:41,220 --> 01:32:41,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1294
01:32:41,220 --> 01:32:42,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1295
01:32:42,220 --> 01:32:43,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1296
01:32:43,220 --> 01:32:44,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1297
01:32:44,220 --> 01:32:45,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1298
01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:46,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1299
01:32:46,220 --> 01:32:47,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1300
01:32:47,220 --> 01:32:48,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1301
01:32:48,220 --> 01:32:49,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1302
01:32:49,220 --> 01:32:50,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1303
01:32:50,220 --> 01:32:51,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1304
01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:52,220
"Shall I bake my head in an oven?"

1305
01:32:52,220 --> 01:32:55,220
"Was she... did she write her poems before?"

1306
01:32:55,220 --> 01:32:56,220
"Was she like a Van Gogh where she got big after?"

1307
01:32:56,220 --> 01:32:57,220
"Hammit!

1308
01:32:57,220 --> 01:32:58,220
"She died or what?"

1309
01:32:58,220 --> 01:32:59,220
"She died or what?"

1310
01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:00,220
"She was going out with the lad who did the Iron Man, Ted Hughes."

1311
01:33:00,220 --> 01:33:01,220
"He just disappeared."

1312
01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:02,220
"Kendra?

1313
01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:03,220
"Where are you?"

1314
01:33:03,220 --> 01:33:04,220
"Nice to see you're alive and well, Hammett."

1315
01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:05,220
"It's Kendra."

1316
01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:06,220
"It's Kendra."

1317
01:33:06,220 --> 01:33:07,220
"Shwady baby!"

1318
01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:08,220
"I can hear the moving outside but I don't hear the other one in here."

1319
01:33:08,220 --> 01:33:09,220
"I can hear the moving outside but I don't hear the other one in here."

1320
01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:10,220
"I can hear the moving outside but I don't hear the other one in here."

1321
01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1322
01:33:11,220 --> 01:33:12,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1323
01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:13,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1324
01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:14,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1325
01:33:14,220 --> 01:33:15,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1326
01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:16,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1327
01:33:16,220 --> 01:33:17,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1328
01:33:17,220 --> 01:33:18,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1329
01:33:18,220 --> 01:33:19,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1330
01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:20,220
"I can hear the moving outside."

1331
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:21,220
"I don't hear the moving out of me."

1332
01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,220
"I don't hear the other one in here."

1333
01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:23,220
"I can hear the moving out of me."

1334
01:33:23,220 --> 01:33:24,220
"I can hear the moving out of me."

1335
01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:25,220
"I hacked the route."

1336
01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:26,220
"And Auntie as well."

1337
01:33:26,220 --> 01:33:28,220
"What's your favourite scary movie?"

1338
01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:29,220
"Proppy Halloween."

1339
01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:31,220
"Halloween man."

1340
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:34,220
"She was already famous."

1341
01:33:34,220 --> 01:33:35,220
"I heard someone there on the..."

1342
01:33:35,220 --> 01:33:38,220
"Someone said dementia on the fucking radio there."

1343
01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:41,220
"She was already famous before she died."

1344
01:33:41,220 --> 01:33:44,220
"Maud Gon was a made up name."

1345
01:33:44,220 --> 01:33:46,220
"Hughes was more famous at the time."

1346
01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:47,220
"He did the Iron Man."

1347
01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:51,220
"There was no bacon going on."

1348
01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:56,220
"There was no bacon going on."

1349
01:33:56,220 --> 01:34:14,220
"The kids were in the house. Fucking hell."

1350
01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:19,220
"No flame."

1351
01:34:19,220 --> 01:34:21,220
"No flame."

1352
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,220
"No flame in the oven, no."

1353
01:34:22,220 --> 01:34:23,220
"Fuck."

1354
01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:24,220
"Fuck."

1355
01:34:24,220 --> 01:34:25,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1356
01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,220
"Fuck."

1357
01:34:26,220 --> 01:34:28,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1358
01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:29,220
"Fuck."

1359
01:34:29,220 --> 01:34:30,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1360
01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:31,220
"Fuck."

1361
01:34:31,220 --> 01:34:32,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1362
01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:33,220
"Fuck."

1363
01:34:33,220 --> 01:34:34,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1364
01:34:34,220 --> 01:34:35,220
"Fuck."

1365
01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:37,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1366
01:34:37,220 --> 01:34:38,220
"Fuck."

1367
01:34:38,220 --> 01:34:39,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1368
01:34:39,220 --> 01:34:40,220
"Fuck."

1369
01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:42,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1370
01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:43,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1371
01:34:43,220 --> 01:34:44,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1372
01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:45,220
"Fucking kids are in the house as well."

1373
01:34:45,220 --> 01:34:53,980
fucking kids are in the house though the price of diesel has gone up anyways do

1374
01:34:53,980 --> 01:35:07,780
you see that in the budget last day hey forget about that stuff it seems to be

1375
01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:11,740
related to some artifact at least the fucking football still up champions

1376
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:18,820
league Tottenham Spurs I got your location I act it's all going on man you can do it again

1377
01:35:18,820 --> 01:35:24,580
fucking football that football is gonna be always there for you don't worry about the reality of

1378
01:35:24,580 --> 01:35:31,120
things football will be there we've got fucking Champions League we've still got the end we still

1379
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:39,540
got the qualifiers man it's still up for grabs Denmark next month man hopefully they don't do a

1380
01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:52,620
job on it like they did a job on it there two or three years ago 5-1 job oh I remember that one man that was a tough little situation 5-1 no World Cup gone World Cup dreams gone

1381
01:35:52,620 --> 01:35:54,620
I

1382
01:35:56,440 --> 01:36:05,780
Remember the day like it was yesterday. I just gone down to the shop to buy a bale of briquettes and some some kindling sticks and

1383
01:36:06,980 --> 01:36:15,040
I came back left the house. It was nil nil came back. It was two to nil or two one

1384
01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:23,160
What am I doing here? Why is it why is my?

1385
01:36:36,340 --> 01:36:40,980
Just get back in here. I don't know what I'm doing out there. Okay

1386
01:36:43,740 --> 01:36:45,740
Backseat gaming

1387
01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:58,580
Jump someone says jump stand clear zero gravity when I was waiting for the flight in Edinburgh a duffy score that flight was 5-1

1388
01:37:01,020 --> 01:37:06,120
Well, hopefully that won't happen again. Where's Ripley you can jump this isn't alien

1389
01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:13,560
Bokub the sentiment the other thing might as well jump. Can you jump? I don't think you can jump

1390
01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:22,480
Can we play stomp have the have they released a stomp video game off the back of the successful stage shows?

1391
01:37:23,020 --> 01:37:25,020
Stomp

1392
01:37:32,140 --> 01:37:37,900
Entering zero gravity how would you jump anyone know how to jump here? Maybe I can jump to that?

1393
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,560
There we go

1394
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:45,100
See when you said jump I didn't know you meant fucking fly

1395
01:37:48,100 --> 01:38:07,600
Which is what I'm doing there effectively. I'm alive. I bet that we go in here. I spoke to Moira Gallera. I spoke to 70 contemporaries of Frank McCourt who lived on the space station. I spoke to this fella here. He's gone.

1396
01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:30,100
Well, it looks like we're in a warm company here. We'll get on well here anyways, I'd say. We might stay an extra night. How much is it?

1397
01:38:41,500 --> 01:39:02,500
We found the room. Down there we go. One out of five on Yelp that place got. Thanks for letting us know that.

1398
01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:24,120
Yelp.com. I heard there was bad juju about Yelp, man. That they were doing bad stuff. They were like gangsters. They were like, if you don't play by our rules, man, we'll fuck you up on Yelp. We're gonna make you out to be an awful bollocks, man. On Yelp.

1399
01:39:26,420 --> 01:39:31,820
I've been going around putting the word out that you're a bollocks, man. On Yelp.

1400
01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:41,800
Did you ever leave a bad review on TripAdvisor?

1401
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:49,600
I did once and then I got spooked out of it that they could find out who I was so I went back and deleted it.

1402
01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:56,080
And my review was too expensive for the food that they serve.

1403
01:39:57,780 --> 01:39:59,340
And, uh, or something like that.

1404
01:40:01,620 --> 01:40:11,140
And, uh, then I fucking was like, I was awake then, two in the morning going, fucking, do they know who, do they know who I am now?

1405
01:40:11,260 --> 01:40:13,760
Do they, could they get through to my IP address or something?

1406
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,840
I'm fucking going back, man. I, I deleted that review.

1407
01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:22,620
So watch out, watch the hell out, okay?

1408
01:40:22,740 --> 01:40:26,160
Make sure you do your homework before you go doing stuff like that.

1409
01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:29,240
Because it could end up, you could end up getting got.

1410
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:31,160
John Gotti.

1411
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:51,820
I thought the, maybe the restaurant knows someone in TripAdvisor and who can track me down then they might come and get me.

1412
01:40:55,060 --> 01:40:56,200
Someone could know you.

1413
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:09,760
I've left a bad review on a Google reviews for an opticians and they rang me and asked me to consider it.

1414
01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:12,320
To consider changing it.

1415
01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:20,560
Fuck that.

1416
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:21,180
Imagine that.

1417
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,020
How would you fucking explain that?

1418
01:41:25,940 --> 01:41:27,680
You'd have to, did you say yes to that?

1419
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:40,660
Honesty is the best policy.

1420
01:41:40,660 --> 01:41:48,300
It's not really though if you were, if you're getting phone calls asking you to change the review about your honest review that you gave.

1421
01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:03,300
I updated it but I left it a bit bad.

1422
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:25,140
For fuck's sake.

1423
01:42:26,860 --> 01:42:30,860
These guys got fucking done in on Yelp and now they're out for revenge.

1424
01:42:35,860 --> 01:42:38,860
I still use stasses on this.

1425
01:42:46,860 --> 01:42:48,860
Small medipack.

1426
01:42:48,860 --> 01:42:50,860
I use my medipack.

1427
01:42:54,420 --> 01:43:02,420
Why is it not letting me use my medipacks?

1428
01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:05,420
It says inventory full.

1429
01:43:08,420 --> 01:43:10,420
Fucking hell.

1430
01:43:10,420 --> 01:43:11,420
It says inventory full.

1431
01:43:11,420 --> 01:43:15,420
But I have slots underneath there that aren't full.

1432
01:43:27,420 --> 01:43:28,420
I have a little bit of air canister.

1433
01:43:28,420 --> 01:43:29,420
It's medium air can.

1434
01:43:29,420 --> 01:43:30,420
Gold.

1435
01:43:30,420 --> 01:43:34,420
I thought we sold the gold.

1436
01:43:34,420 --> 01:43:49,420
The bad review for the opticians saga continues.

1437
01:43:49,420 --> 01:43:54,420
They told me they'd have them in Friday and by Tuesday I still hadn't heard from them.

1438
01:43:54,420 --> 01:43:58,420
So I put that they took my money and they're now unreachable.

1439
01:43:58,420 --> 01:44:01,420
Then when I got them they updated the review.

1440
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:02,420
Ditch the small air can someone says.

1441
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:02,420
We'll ditch it.

1442
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:02,420
Now we'll pick up the medipack.

1443
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:02,420
And we'll use that medipack.

1444
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:03,420
Pat.

1445
01:44:03,420 --> 01:44:03,420
Small med pack Pat.

1446
01:44:03,420 --> 01:44:15,780
Ditch the small air can someone says.

1447
01:44:15,780 --> 01:44:16,840
We'll ditch it.

1448
01:44:19,700 --> 01:44:21,320
Now we'll pick up the medipack.

1449
01:44:24,460 --> 01:44:26,160
And we'll use that medipack.

1450
01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:27,260
Pat.

1451
01:44:30,200 --> 01:44:31,580
Small medpack Pat.

1452
01:44:31,580 --> 01:44:35,880
Increase the life gauge Pat.

1453
01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:39,700
Now we can pick up that thing again Pat.

1454
01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:42,680
And move along swiftly Pat.

1455
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:48,020
Seen this.

1456
01:44:49,380 --> 01:44:49,940
Jaws.

1457
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:50,500
Quint.

1458
01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:54,280
Smile ya SOB.

1459
01:44:55,340 --> 01:44:57,360
He's got a load of babies with him as well.

1460
01:44:57,740 --> 01:44:59,260
We'll get the whole shebang.

1461
01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:02,400
That did nothing.

1462
01:45:03,020 --> 01:45:04,300
That did absolutely nothing.

1463
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,600
This gun is great for the babies.

1464
01:45:11,460 --> 01:45:13,720
Daddy take these little creatures out.

1465
01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,220
No problem.

1466
01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:16,720
Mash X then.

1467
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:18,740
Just to get rid of the bastards off the back.

1468
01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:21,820
F***ing scum man.

1469
01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:24,100
There's a lot of scum out in space isn't there?

1470
01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:25,840
I wouldn't have thought so myself.

1471
01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:27,420
I thought it would have been pure enough.

1472
01:45:28,860 --> 01:45:31,460
I actually thought there was only humans out in space.

1473
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:33,200
Turns out wrong.

1474
01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:34,480
Big time wrong.

1475
01:45:35,060 --> 01:45:37,160
There's not only humans but there's mutants.

1476
01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:39,520
And baby mutants.

1477
01:45:40,380 --> 01:45:41,540
The baby mutants now.

1478
01:45:41,740 --> 01:45:42,360
They're nippy.

1479
01:45:42,700 --> 01:45:43,620
They can clasp.

1480
01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:44,700
They can climb.

1481
01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:45,760
They can claw.

1482
01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:47,960
The owl ones.

1483
01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:49,420
They're f***ing manageable.

1484
01:45:49,620 --> 01:45:52,160
They're big and they can hit you hard.

1485
01:45:52,620 --> 01:45:54,980
But the aim of the game is not to let them get to you.

1486
01:45:55,480 --> 01:45:57,240
And then blast their limbs off.

1487
01:45:57,960 --> 01:45:59,920
And I mean that limb from limb.

1488
01:46:00,340 --> 01:46:01,320
Take pleasure in it.

1489
01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:02,760
Because if you don't.

1490
01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:03,660
They'll get you.

1491
01:46:04,620 --> 01:46:05,280
And look at this.

1492
01:46:05,340 --> 01:46:05,680
We've got.

1493
01:46:06,420 --> 01:46:07,540
A bunch of owl.

1494
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:08,600
Owl ones.

1495
01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:11,640
And they're dragging a human comrade.

1496
01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:13,980
Who's fallen into a cell.

1497
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,880
What are they going to do with it?

1498
01:46:17,660 --> 01:46:18,760
That's scary man.

1499
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:21,260
That's behind closed doors kind of stuff.

1500
01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:30,240
Smash this box here and pick up a gold semiconductor or something.

1501
01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:33,980
Here we go.

1502
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:35,560
Stazz ya.

1503
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:41,960
Stazz ya.

1504
01:46:42,420 --> 01:46:43,500
I stazzed ya.

1505
01:46:43,500 --> 01:46:44,100
I stazzed ya there man.

1506
01:46:44,980 --> 01:46:46,000
Take your limbs off.

1507
01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:46,860
And you.

1508
01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:49,220
This.

1509
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:51,320
This f***er thinks he's in Silent Hill.

1510
01:46:53,480 --> 01:46:55,280
Silent Kill Bill man.

1511
01:46:55,280 --> 01:47:07,820
these guys these guys don't know they don't know what it means

1512
01:47:07,820 --> 01:47:13,760
hell he's a big lad he's a big guy he's a big guy he's a big guy

1513
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:18,380
he's got little babies man little babies and everything

1514
01:47:18,380 --> 01:47:38,840
gonna be dead ah a lot of lacerations that time how are you getting on anyway

1515
01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:43,220
thanks for watching the stream everyone I like your strategy of never trying to

1516
01:47:43,220 --> 01:47:47,060
help other humans just watching them being killed or dragged away well he was

1517
01:47:47,060 --> 01:47:53,780
dead your man was dead there's no way that he could have been saved and I have a

1518
01:47:53,780 --> 01:48:02,120
heart of gold you know I have a heart of gold imagine getting done in court high

1519
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:06,660
court for murder or something and then you were saying to the judge ah but I have a

1520
01:48:06,660 --> 01:48:16,220
heart of gold trying to get off imagine that was their last last course of trying

1521
01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:22,940
to get out of prison you see it it's scary

1522
01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:29,660
scared I tell you what I tell you what I tell you what's depressing on I will I

1523
01:48:29,660 --> 01:48:35,660
don't I won't I won't go down the Sylvia Plath highway again otherwise we'll be having baked heads for dinner

1524
01:48:35,660 --> 01:49:02,380
this fucking dinner this guy needs to get out he needs to get on the Sylvia Plath fast we need to send that guy on the Sylvia Plath highway straight into the Zanussi door shut gas mark five and that's something I want to I want to pledge

1525
01:49:02,380 --> 01:49:09,100
cancel that

1526
01:49:09,100 --> 01:49:22,480
Right, we've alerted the presence of the maniacs.

1527
01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:24,040
Anyway, so that's a great start.

1528
01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:26,820
What we'll do is we'll do up the health.

1529
01:49:27,580 --> 01:49:30,920
I don't like this the way time keeps moving.

1530
01:49:32,620 --> 01:49:36,280
Even though we're trying to rejig our health.

1531
01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:44,420
We've no Stasis either.

1532
01:49:44,420 --> 01:49:46,520
We've only a tiny bit of Stasis as well.

1533
01:49:48,440 --> 01:49:51,360
We've only a small bit of Stasis left in the tank.

1534
01:49:58,000 --> 01:49:59,900
All three of the fuckers at once.

1535
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:01,140
Would you believe it?

1536
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:03,660
Would you believe this?

1537
01:50:03,660 --> 01:50:05,660
Yeah.

1538
01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:26,160
Yeah.

1539
01:50:27,420 --> 01:50:28,220
And we've another...

1540
01:50:28,220 --> 01:50:30,180
There's another clown coming our way now.

1541
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,360
Where are you?

1542
01:50:33,740 --> 01:50:34,500
He's over there.

1543
01:50:34,560 --> 01:50:35,260
He's the big guy.

1544
01:50:35,640 --> 01:50:37,260
Here's the big kahuna now.

1545
01:50:38,060 --> 01:50:40,860
This is the big kahuna now we've been waiting for.

1546
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:42,220
Big man around the town.

1547
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:44,320
Yeah?

1548
01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:48,260
Big man around the town.

1549
01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:49,540
You brought the kids as well.

1550
01:50:50,540 --> 01:50:51,620
You brought the kids with you.

1551
01:50:52,620 --> 01:50:53,360
You're a fool.

1552
01:50:53,360 --> 01:50:53,360
You're a fool.

1553
01:50:53,360 --> 01:50:54,280
You're a fool.

1554
01:50:55,160 --> 01:50:57,340
You're a fool to bring the kids to the fight.

1555
01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:01,640
I'm sending you back to where you belong.

1556
01:51:03,340 --> 01:51:04,920
And I'm fucking stamping it as well.

1557
01:51:05,960 --> 01:51:07,720
Here's a stamp for you.

1558
01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:08,520
First class.

1559
01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:10,980
That'll get to England in two or three days.

1560
01:51:13,060 --> 01:51:13,460
America.

1561
01:51:13,880 --> 01:51:14,980
You're looking at a good week.

1562
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:16,940
Australia.

1563
01:51:17,460 --> 01:51:18,560
Could be fucking two weeks.

1564
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:20,500
Best of luck.

1565
01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:22,380
Best of luck.

1566
01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,120
Best of luck.

1567
01:51:26,340 --> 01:51:27,080
Best of luck.

1568
01:51:27,140 --> 01:51:27,660
We'll see you later.

1569
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:30,320
We'll see you later.

1570
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:32,320
Bye-bye.

1571
01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:35,340
See you later.

1572
01:51:35,420 --> 01:51:35,720
Good luck.

1573
01:51:37,480 --> 01:51:37,980
Good night.

1574
01:51:38,780 --> 01:51:39,640
Good night, John.

1575
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:41,920
Good night, Pat.

1576
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:43,580
See you later.

1577
01:51:45,340 --> 01:51:46,120
Hideo Kojima.

1578
01:51:47,480 --> 01:51:48,480
Video Kojima.

1579
01:51:48,580 --> 01:51:49,280
There you go, man.

1580
01:51:49,720 --> 01:51:51,120
Into that fucking room now.

1581
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:52,700
We don't want to see you.

1582
01:51:52,780 --> 01:51:53,800
We don't want to hear from you.

1583
01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:58,600
Oh, that was cathartic.

1584
01:51:58,660 --> 01:51:59,200
That was nice.

1585
01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:03,080
The stomp is a great situation in the game.

1586
01:52:03,220 --> 01:52:06,800
I have to really commend the makers of the game for that.

1587
01:52:07,620 --> 01:52:09,660
When they developed the stomp mechanic.

1588
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:11,300
It was brilliant.

1589
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:18,900
It was just an idea, but it came to life in such an amazing way when they created this game.

1590
01:52:21,220 --> 01:52:24,600
And now we're back to medium health as well.

1591
01:52:25,160 --> 01:52:30,380
What an amazing turnaround from where we came in to where we are now.

1592
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:31,880
A lot of hard work has gone on.

1593
01:52:31,940 --> 01:52:32,600
A lot of training.

1594
01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:34,280
A lot of winter nights out in the rain.

1595
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:35,360
It's been tough.

1596
01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:37,360
But look, we did it in the end.

1597
01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:40,700
And it's onwards and upwards from here on in, you know.

1598
01:52:41,600 --> 01:52:43,920
It's onwards and upwards from here on in.

1599
01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:53,140
Don't forget your small air.

1600
01:52:53,540 --> 01:52:54,020
Okay.

1601
01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:58,240
Inventory full.

1602
01:52:58,340 --> 01:52:58,980
What's that?

1603
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:04,880
Fucking another inventory.

1604
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:08,540
Is there anything I can use here?

1605
01:53:08,540 --> 01:53:08,560
Is there anything I can use here?

1606
01:53:08,620 --> 01:53:10,720
Plasma energy for the plasma cutter.

1607
01:53:10,900 --> 01:53:14,420
We need to use that plasma cutter more because the pulse rifle is taken.

1608
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:17,220
We've used all the pulse rifle rounds apart from that.

1609
01:53:23,220 --> 01:53:23,580
Schematic.

1610
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:28,600
Bring the schematic to the store to unlock the medium med pack.

1611
01:53:30,440 --> 01:53:31,580
Where's the store?

1612
01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:34,180
Do you know?

1613
01:53:38,860 --> 01:53:44,680
Sylvia Plath's Zanussi was another side to the story.

1614
01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:48,020
Thank you very much, Sylvia Plath's Zanussi.

1615
01:53:48,100 --> 01:53:48,880
Thank you very much.

1616
01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:49,660
I hope you're well.

1617
01:53:50,220 --> 01:53:52,700
And that you're having a rip-roaring week.

1618
01:53:53,080 --> 01:53:55,660
And it's an absolutely amazing Wednesday.

1619
01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:57,100
It's so powerful.

1620
01:53:57,500 --> 01:54:00,320
And that you're peering over the clifftop of Wednesday.

1621
01:54:00,540 --> 01:54:02,980
Just looking at the valley of Thursday.

1622
01:54:03,680 --> 01:54:06,120
And beyond that, the deeper valley of the weekend.

1623
01:54:06,740 --> 01:54:07,660
And you can see it.

1624
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:08,460
You can feel it.

1625
01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:09,840
It feels good.

1626
01:54:10,380 --> 01:54:10,940
You've reached.

1627
01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:12,380
You've broke the back of it.

1628
01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:14,020
And now you're there.

1629
01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:17,800
And you can smell nothing but success.

1630
01:54:18,780 --> 01:54:21,400
It's a sweet, sweet smell.

1631
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:24,020
It smells like sugar cakes.

1632
01:54:24,620 --> 01:54:26,080
And candy bars.

1633
01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:29,340
And you're there.

1634
01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:31,280
And you have the whole shop to yourself.

1635
01:54:33,820 --> 01:54:37,680
Shopkeeper will only let two in at a time in case you steal the chickatees.

1636
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:42,780
We've initiated the ignition sequence anyways.

1637
01:54:42,920 --> 01:54:43,940
You'll be happy to hear.

1638
01:54:48,440 --> 01:54:49,400
Fucking hell.

1639
01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:56,080
They come at you out of nowhere.

1640
01:54:56,740 --> 01:54:58,500
I think I'm going to use the plasma cutter now.

1641
01:54:58,580 --> 01:55:00,500
But I can't switch weapon fast enough.

1642
01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:01,840
Because I don't know how to yet.

1643
01:55:01,900 --> 01:55:02,880
So I'm going to have to reload.

1644
01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:05,220
And then take this guy to Chinatown.

1645
01:55:07,900 --> 01:55:09,280
And there's the third one as well.

1646
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:09,940
Third one.

1647
01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:13,200
Take your legs away, man.

1648
01:55:13,260 --> 01:55:14,380
Take your legs away from me.

1649
01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:16,600
Take your arms away from me.

1650
01:55:16,620 --> 01:55:17,140
You're dead.

1651
01:55:17,360 --> 01:55:18,220
You need to go away.

1652
01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:19,840
Spew him.

1653
01:55:20,300 --> 01:55:21,320
Fucking spew him.

1654
01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:22,760
Wrestle to the mill.

1655
01:55:22,900 --> 01:55:23,180
Run.

1656
01:55:27,040 --> 01:55:27,980
Fucking run, man.

1657
01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:29,620
You need to run fast.

1658
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:30,620
Do you hear me?

1659
01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:34,340
Come on, Isaac.

1660
01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:35,120
Please, Isaac.

1661
01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:35,720
Do it, man.

1662
01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:39,740
You're too young to die, Isaac.

1663
01:55:45,140 --> 01:55:46,320
No time to stop.

1664
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:48,500
No time to stop.

1665
01:55:53,460 --> 01:55:53,820
Please.

1666
01:55:53,820 --> 01:55:54,220
Fucking...

1667
01:55:54,220 --> 01:55:59,060
He's got everything, that lad.

1668
01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:00,720
He had everything apart from the brains.

1669
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:04,080
Fucking change the weapon, man.

1670
01:56:04,140 --> 01:56:04,840
Change the weapon, man.

1671
01:56:04,920 --> 01:56:05,380
Change the weapon.

1672
01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:08,880
I've no...

1673
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:09,500
I've nothing.

1674
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:11,500
*Loud music*

1675
01:56:11,500 --> 01:56:13,500
*Loud music*

1676
01:56:13,500 --> 01:56:15,500
*Ding*

1677
01:56:41,160 --> 01:56:43,160
Those lads think they're smart

1678
01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:49,120
They won't be half as fucking smart when I grab a hold of their shins and

1679
01:56:50,040 --> 01:56:52,040
tear their ankles off the shins

1680
01:57:07,480 --> 01:57:09,480
Use the arrow keys

1681
01:57:09,960 --> 01:57:15,160
To change weapon sidewinder. I'm using a control pad man. Where's the arrow keys on that?

1682
01:57:17,220 --> 01:57:19,220
Where's the arrow keys on that man?

1683
01:57:21,820 --> 01:57:23,820
Huh

1684
01:57:24,600 --> 01:57:26,600
Where's the arrow keys?

1685
01:57:28,360 --> 01:57:30,360
D-pad

1686
01:57:30,360 --> 01:57:33,480
Thank you. Thank you very much. I thought... *Gasp*

1687
01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:38,200
I thought you were... *Gasp*

1688
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:42,700
Fuck

1689
01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:53,200
Oh yeah, we've got a few rounds in this as well. We upgraded that the last day, so we should have something good to give these idiots.

1690
01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:06,400
Health up. Health up her. Head out.

1691
01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:40,400
These cunts are gonna get busted. These cunts are gonna get well and truly busted. Into next fuckin' Tuesday. What about stasis on those boys? What about the stasis on those boys? Like that. Like this. Stasis on you guys. Stasis on you, man. You stink. You stink. Go back.

1692
01:58:42,700 --> 01:58:46,220
Go back to the bathhouse and get a wash. You stink.

1693
01:58:49,100 --> 01:58:59,480
Problem with these guys is they stink, man. And they're mutants. But that's not their biggest worry. Their biggest worry is they stink.

1694
01:59:01,700 --> 01:59:05,460
This guy brings his kids... Brings his kids into town.

1695
01:59:07,780 --> 01:59:11,320
Would you look at that. If you don't shoot the sack, then the babies don't come out.

1696
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:13,860
That is amazing.

1697
01:59:16,660 --> 01:59:20,980
Don't shoot the sack... To avoid babies.

1698
01:59:25,060 --> 01:59:26,180
Very, very nice.

1699
01:59:26,180 --> 01:59:29,500
That is something we've learnt. We've learnt something now.

1700
01:59:30,180 --> 01:59:32,420
We see any of those big boys coming.

1701
01:59:33,380 --> 01:59:35,780
Avoid the sack like the plague.

1702
01:59:36,260 --> 01:59:40,020
Avoid big boys' sack like plague fast.

1703
01:59:40,160 --> 01:59:43,520
Otherwise, miniature babies all over you.

1704
01:59:44,800 --> 01:59:45,560
Climbing on you.

1705
01:59:45,820 --> 01:59:47,920
Flowing your fuckin' eyeballs.

1706
01:59:48,020 --> 01:59:48,560
Your eyelids.

1707
01:59:49,060 --> 01:59:50,480
Your hair's being pulled out.

1708
01:59:51,360 --> 01:59:51,880
Not good.

1709
01:59:52,640 --> 01:59:53,460
Not a good look.

1710
01:59:53,680 --> 01:59:54,420
Not good move.

1711
01:59:56,560 --> 01:59:56,980
Oh.

1712
01:59:57,520 --> 01:59:58,760
We have another power node.

1713
01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:00,960
Inside the bag for later on.

1714
02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:04,360
We'll spend that down the town when we get to shoe zone.

1715
02:00:04,760 --> 02:00:07,160
Get a new pair of grav boots from shoe zone.

1716
02:00:07,720 --> 02:00:08,760
Or...

1717
02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:10,440
Paul Byron.

1718
02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:12,380
Quality value.

1719
02:00:13,420 --> 02:00:14,000
And fashion.

1720
02:00:18,420 --> 02:00:20,260
Jerry, the bee.

1721
02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:21,720
The bumblebee, Jerry.

1722
02:00:22,120 --> 02:00:23,440
The world...

1723
02:00:23,440 --> 02:00:27,400
The bee universe which you have created, Jerry.

1724
02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:29,520
Jerry Seinfeld.

1725
02:00:29,520 --> 02:00:38,000
And then we can grab the small air can as well.

1726
02:00:38,120 --> 02:00:39,980
Because there was a bit of space inside the thing.

1727
02:00:40,560 --> 02:00:42,960
And here's another situation I want to...

1728
02:00:42,960 --> 02:00:44,700
Have a little think about.

1729
02:00:45,640 --> 02:00:47,240
We need to be thinking about this.

1730
02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:49,520
Is that when we put the...

1731
02:00:50,520 --> 02:00:52,960
We flick that switch in the room there.

1732
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:57,400
There's gonna be another pile...

1733
02:00:58,420 --> 02:01:00,280
Of bad eggs.

1734
02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:03,380
They're gonna come piling out of the steam room.

1735
02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:05,560
And they're gonna be like...

1736
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:07,400
We've just been in the steam room...

1737
02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:08,020
For an hour.

1738
02:01:08,220 --> 02:01:09,280
And we're fucking angry.

1739
02:01:09,840 --> 02:01:11,540
And we want to take you down, man.

1740
02:01:13,120 --> 02:01:14,520
Well then, that's not gonna happen.

1741
02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:18,380
It's gonna be a pure blast situation.

1742
02:01:18,680 --> 02:01:19,400
With this...

1743
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:20,800
Fucking pulse round.

1744
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:23,480
Pulse round to the back of the legs.

1745
02:01:23,800 --> 02:01:25,560
Pulse round to the back of the neck.

1746
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:30,460
It's gonna be back sack and crack.

1747
02:01:31,260 --> 02:01:31,920
Pulse round.

1748
02:01:38,560 --> 02:01:40,420
Commission sequence initiated.

1749
02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:41,900
Please stand by.

1750
02:01:41,900 --> 02:01:42,720
Jamie Lynch.

1751
02:01:44,000 --> 02:01:47,520
The Jamie Lynch experience sequence has been initiated.

1752
02:01:48,100 --> 02:01:48,540
How?

1753
02:01:49,060 --> 02:01:50,120
Jamie Lynch tipped.

1754
02:01:50,480 --> 02:01:50,840
Why?

1755
02:01:51,140 --> 02:01:52,040
We don't know.

1756
02:01:52,040 --> 02:01:53,120
All we do know is...

1757
02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:55,560
Jamie Lynch is of sound stock.

1758
02:01:55,820 --> 02:01:56,160
Repeat.

1759
02:01:56,680 --> 02:01:59,300
Jamie Lynch is of sound stock.

1760
02:02:00,240 --> 02:02:02,260
He is in fine fettle too.

1761
02:02:02,800 --> 02:02:03,760
Well done, Lynch.

1762
02:02:04,960 --> 02:02:05,520
Lynch.

1763
02:02:05,900 --> 02:02:07,480
It's come to this, man.

1764
02:02:08,000 --> 02:02:08,740
We're fucked.

1765
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:11,840
Only you can save the universe now, Lynch.

1766
02:02:12,560 --> 02:02:14,040
Everything that we learned up until now...

1767
02:02:14,880 --> 02:02:15,940
Throw it in the bin.

1768
02:02:16,340 --> 02:02:17,660
It was just a simulation.

1769
02:02:18,380 --> 02:02:19,600
This is real world.

1770
02:02:20,220 --> 02:02:21,600
We've just called NORAD.

1771
02:02:22,580 --> 02:02:25,400
Two F-16s have been scrambled from Galena.

1772
02:02:25,780 --> 02:02:27,280
They're headed your way, Lynch.

1773
02:02:27,640 --> 02:02:28,980
They're carrying a payload.

1774
02:02:29,620 --> 02:02:31,840
What's the payload, you ask?

1775
02:02:32,360 --> 02:02:35,580
5,000 megatons of Cydona.

1776
02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:37,520
Apple-flavored soft drink.

1777
02:02:38,520 --> 02:02:39,660
You better believe it.

1778
02:02:39,760 --> 02:02:44,360
And you better have enough vessels to store that stuff when we bomb you out of it, man.

1779
02:02:44,700 --> 02:02:45,760
Thanks very much, Lynch.

1780
02:02:47,760 --> 02:02:57,780
Anguished Panda.

1781
02:02:58,420 --> 02:03:02,120
You are the dream that keeps the dream going.

1782
02:03:02,640 --> 02:03:04,520
There are no nightmares around you.

1783
02:03:04,720 --> 02:03:05,920
Just good dreams.

1784
02:03:06,500 --> 02:03:11,140
When you wake up from them, you feel good, refreshed, and you want to relive them in your memory.

1785
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:12,400
No nightmares.

1786
02:03:12,820 --> 02:03:13,480
Great times.

1787
02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:15,540
Fully-fledged participation.

1788
02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:37,740
The name?

1789
02:03:38,260 --> 02:03:39,260
Killian Padden.

1790
02:03:39,760 --> 02:03:40,580
The status?

1791
02:03:43,280 --> 02:03:43,840
Warlock.

1792
02:03:43,840 --> 02:03:47,260
Killian Padden.

1793
02:03:49,360 --> 02:03:50,380
Killian Padden.

1794
02:03:52,500 --> 02:03:53,600
Pillian Cadden.

1795
02:03:56,700 --> 02:03:59,340
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

1796
02:04:00,060 --> 02:04:01,940
Because that stuff was a blast.

1797
02:04:04,000 --> 02:04:04,520
Padden.

1798
02:04:04,980 --> 02:04:06,100
We've all...

1799
02:04:06,100 --> 02:04:06,780
It's come to this.

1800
02:04:06,860 --> 02:04:07,200
Padden.

1801
02:04:07,900 --> 02:04:11,840
We're all waiting for you to pull the fucking Padden out the bag now.

1802
02:04:12,780 --> 02:04:13,300
Okay?

1803
02:04:14,380 --> 02:04:17,880
We're extrapolating a major league subset, Padden.

1804
02:04:17,940 --> 02:04:23,740
And we want to say a big thanks from everyone here out in the GPU processor Galaxy 9.

1805
02:04:24,400 --> 02:04:29,460
We've also got a few fucking spare 16 gigabyte USBs.

1806
02:04:29,500 --> 02:04:31,220
They're only USB 2.0.

1807
02:04:31,580 --> 02:04:33,220
But I believe that they're yours.

1808
02:04:33,540 --> 02:04:35,620
They've got your name written all over them, Padden.

1809
02:04:36,820 --> 02:04:38,960
Why don't you come and collect them when you can?

1810
02:04:43,100 --> 02:04:44,200
Thank you very much.

1811
02:04:45,360 --> 02:04:45,920
Swadey.

1812
02:04:46,440 --> 02:04:47,100
As well.

1813
02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:49,000
Killian Padden.

1814
02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:50,080
Status Warlock.

1815
02:04:50,300 --> 02:04:51,300
Also a...

1816
02:04:51,300 --> 02:04:56,620
Also is a title I'd like to dispatch and put upon.

1817
02:04:56,980 --> 02:04:59,960
Swadey and Jamie Lynch.

1818
02:05:00,420 --> 02:05:03,260
Although you probably wouldn't reach Padden levels.

1819
02:05:03,540 --> 02:05:04,480
He's at Warlock.

1820
02:05:05,480 --> 02:05:06,120
Owen Murphy.

1821
02:05:07,700 --> 02:05:09,760
Please sort out the housing crisis, Owen.

1822
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:10,340
Thank you.

1823
02:05:10,380 --> 02:05:11,140
Thank you very much.

1824
02:05:11,920 --> 02:05:13,020
Enjoy your videos.

1825
02:05:13,440 --> 02:05:14,340
Thanks and all the best.

1826
02:05:14,740 --> 02:05:15,660
Well, thank you very much.

1827
02:05:15,700 --> 02:05:16,560
That's very kind of you.

1828
02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:20,540
Does Schlug drive the USB?

1829
02:05:20,820 --> 02:05:21,340
He doesn't.

1830
02:05:21,460 --> 02:05:22,360
It's a US bus.

1831
02:05:25,840 --> 02:05:26,620
Tyler Z.

1832
02:05:27,460 --> 02:05:27,920
Sam.

1833
02:05:29,300 --> 02:05:30,940
Thank you very much, Sam.

1834
02:05:31,340 --> 02:05:32,200
Thank you very much.

1835
02:05:33,240 --> 02:05:35,260
We're going to level up now because of you, Sam.

1836
02:05:37,200 --> 02:05:39,160
Yousef Endor as well.

1837
02:05:43,660 --> 02:05:44,260
What you?

1838
02:05:45,100 --> 02:05:45,840
Seen this.

1839
02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:48,520
Scumbag.

1840
02:05:50,060 --> 02:05:50,940
Scumbag Central.

1841
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:52,560
Central Station.

1842
02:05:57,080 --> 02:05:57,680
What the hell?

1843
02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:03,960
Those guys just got padded right in the Killian pipe.

1844
02:06:06,280 --> 02:06:06,840
Helmet.

1845
02:06:12,140 --> 02:06:13,240
Gator's anxiety.

1846
02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:14,760
Alan de Baton.

1847
02:06:16,160 --> 02:06:17,400
Alan de Baton.

1848
02:06:17,400 --> 02:06:19,940
Fuck.

1849
02:06:19,940 --> 02:06:19,960
Fuck.

1850
02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:28,000
Just got fucking Killian padded out of it, man.

1851
02:06:29,860 --> 02:06:30,320
Did you see?

1852
02:06:30,440 --> 02:06:31,620
He came at me with the Killian.

1853
02:06:32,280 --> 02:06:34,240
And the Killian went right into the fucking...

1854
02:06:34,240 --> 02:06:37,800
And then it was just padden padden padden

1855
02:06:38,480 --> 02:06:42,660
Padden padden padden padden padden you want some more of that?

1856
02:06:43,300 --> 02:06:47,340
Here's some more of that padden padden padden padden padden

1857
02:06:48,740 --> 02:06:51,640
Killian Killian Killian Killian Killian

1858
02:06:52,960 --> 02:06:57,680
Padden Padden Padden Padden Padden

1859
02:06:58,540 --> 02:07:00,920
Killian Killian Killian

1860
02:07:01,580 --> 02:07:08,920
Padden Padden just doesn't stop it's relentless fucking relentless

1861
02:07:12,920 --> 02:07:16,980
Pure Cumberbatch someone said use the cutter

1862
02:07:27,420 --> 02:07:30,020
Okay, I'm getting faster at this now getting better at this

1863
02:07:31,140 --> 02:07:38,600
Drop that canning and pick out the small little medipack canning we have on the ground there now move faster than we did before I

1864
02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:43,040
Gotta tell you something. It's great when you've the wind in your sails

1865
02:07:45,140 --> 02:07:47,140
When the winds against you though

1866
02:07:48,180 --> 02:07:50,180
Fuck

1867
02:07:50,900 --> 02:08:03,360
Here they come. Nice to see you guys. I was lying. I was lying. It's not nice to see you. It's fucking rubbish. I want you to leave the house now. Could you please leave?

1868
02:08:05,360 --> 02:08:08,820
Could you please leave? We've asked you nicely to leave? We've asked you nicely to leave.

1869
02:08:14,820 --> 02:08:23,560
Someone's screaming in pain man. It's an awful situation. But it's great for me when it's the pain of the enemy.

1870
02:08:28,200 --> 02:08:32,160
Don't hit the sack. Don't hit the sack. Hit the windows. Look at that!

1871
02:08:34,560 --> 02:08:35,060
Uh oh.

1872
02:08:42,660 --> 02:08:46,240
Fucking Jesus. Don't hit the sack.

1873
02:08:48,660 --> 02:08:50,660
Oh for fuck's sake.

1874
02:08:54,120 --> 02:08:57,120
Right. Don't get padded man. Don't get fucking padded.

1875
02:09:02,120 --> 02:09:09,120
Don't get padded. Don't let it get to you man. It's just a bunch of padded. It's nothing major. You know?

1876
02:09:13,320 --> 02:09:16,860
A bunch of claw babies. Clawing at my mind.

1877
02:09:25,780 --> 02:09:28,360
Use the cutter in horizontal mode.

1878
02:09:36,120 --> 02:09:39,580
That's physical pain Francis. What about the emotional pain you're causing?

1879
02:09:39,880 --> 02:09:41,080
The monster had a family.

1880
02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:43,900
He might have yeah. But I mean.

1881
02:09:44,540 --> 02:09:45,940
He paid the price.

1882
02:09:49,360 --> 02:09:51,260
He paid the ultimate price.

1883
02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:56,040
Maybe he should have thought about that before he had the family.

1884
02:09:57,040 --> 02:09:57,980
That he was going to be.

1885
02:09:58,680 --> 02:10:00,220
Doing this sort of stuff to me.

1886
02:10:03,580 --> 02:10:04,780
Padded man.

1887
02:10:05,660 --> 02:10:07,360
Seriously think he is Killian Padded.

1888
02:10:08,380 --> 02:10:11,880
This guy's got a complete fucking padded complex about me now.

1889
02:10:11,960 --> 02:10:13,680
He keeps coming over and slashing me man.

1890
02:10:13,780 --> 02:10:14,460
Trying to get the.

1891
02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:15,880
The padded into me.

1892
02:10:18,000 --> 02:10:18,440
Fuck.

1893
02:10:20,080 --> 02:10:21,080
Sorry about the swearing.

1894
02:10:21,220 --> 02:10:22,480
Let's try and I'm trying the best.

1895
02:10:23,960 --> 02:10:24,600
But I can't.

1896
02:10:24,700 --> 02:10:26,480
They've got space dementia someone says.

1897
02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:27,880
Go easy on them.

1898
02:10:30,320 --> 02:10:31,420
As to smart price.

1899
02:10:31,500 --> 02:10:33,320
Thank you very much y'all cowards.

1900
02:10:34,000 --> 02:10:37,160
You seem to have a morbid fascination with shooting them in the crotch.

1901
02:10:37,760 --> 02:10:40,140
I don't aim for the crotch so to speak.

1902
02:10:40,300 --> 02:10:40,540
But I.

1903
02:10:40,860 --> 02:10:44,780
It might be the first place the laser beam lands when I'm aiming for the leg.

1904
02:10:46,160 --> 02:10:46,760
I'm not.

1905
02:10:46,820 --> 02:10:48,000
I'm not shooting the crotch.

1906
02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:49,480
I was told by the.

1907
02:10:49,480 --> 02:10:51,560
The person in the beginning of the game.

1908
02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:55,760
To cut the limbs off.

1909
02:10:57,040 --> 02:10:57,500
So I.

1910
02:10:57,560 --> 02:10:57,920
And I'm.

1911
02:10:58,000 --> 02:10:59,080
So I'm going to do that.

1912
02:10:59,160 --> 02:10:59,920
Thank you very much.

1913
02:11:07,500 --> 02:11:07,840
These.

1914
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:07,840
These.

1915
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:07,840
These.

1916
02:11:08,840 --> 02:11:09,320
Goofs.

1917
02:11:13,020 --> 02:11:15,300
I'd love to stazzy the whole gang of them.

1918
02:11:16,660 --> 02:11:18,100
But I'm going to save the stazzy.

1919
02:11:18,160 --> 02:11:19,140
I know I'll stazzy them now.

1920
02:11:19,540 --> 02:11:20,520
Triple stazzy look.

1921
02:11:20,520 --> 02:11:38,860
Nice stuff guys.

1922
02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:39,400
Well done.

1923
02:11:39,680 --> 02:11:40,400
Great work team.

1924
02:11:40,900 --> 02:11:41,520
Great teamwork.

1925
02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:49,280
He's had the babies.

1926
02:11:50,140 --> 02:11:51,420
He had them early anyway.

1927
02:11:54,120 --> 02:11:55,020
They were premature.

1928
02:11:55,280 --> 02:11:57,060
Those guys should be in a fucking incubator.

1929
02:11:57,700 --> 02:11:59,680
They shouldn't be left to crawl around like that.

1930
02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:05,460
Must be a female.

1931
02:12:05,660 --> 02:12:06,660
I thought that was a male.

1932
02:12:08,460 --> 02:12:09,540
I thought it was a male.

1933
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:10,060
But he was.

1934
02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:12,400
He had a sack full of little miniature babies man.

1935
02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:13,160
That could have been a.

1936
02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:14,580
Definitely a mother job.

1937
02:12:14,660 --> 02:12:14,920
Is it?

1938
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:18,200
Or can the males make the babies out in space?

1939
02:12:18,380 --> 02:12:19,100
Is that the case?

1940
02:12:22,160 --> 02:12:23,020
You wouldn't know.

1941
02:12:23,400 --> 02:12:25,580
You don't know who you're talking to out in space as well.

1942
02:12:25,640 --> 02:12:26,280
That's the other thing.

1943
02:12:27,140 --> 02:12:28,460
You don't know where they're from.

1944
02:12:28,520 --> 02:12:29,180
Or what they're at.

1945
02:12:29,320 --> 02:12:29,800
It's not.

1946
02:12:29,900 --> 02:12:30,820
It's not a community.

1947
02:12:30,980 --> 02:12:32,840
It's not a tight knit community out in space.

1948
02:12:33,980 --> 02:12:35,400
People don't say hello to you either.

1949
02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:36,560
When you're fucking walking around.

1950
02:12:36,720 --> 02:12:36,840
You know.

1951
02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:37,060
It's.

1952
02:12:37,880 --> 02:12:39,100
It's very impersonal.

1953
02:12:39,540 --> 02:12:41,220
And there's a lot of people wearing earbuds.

1954
02:12:41,460 --> 02:12:42,420
Earpods as well.

1955
02:12:43,340 --> 02:12:44,680
They're going around on trams.

1956
02:12:44,760 --> 02:12:45,480
Space trams.

1957
02:12:45,640 --> 02:12:46,920
Ishimura trams as well.

1958
02:12:47,820 --> 02:12:48,080
Ah.

1959
02:12:48,160 --> 02:12:49,460
It's fucking cat.

1960
02:12:50,460 --> 02:12:51,360
Cat all together.

1961
02:12:51,520 --> 02:12:51,620
Yeah.

1962
02:12:53,660 --> 02:12:54,620
Medium med pack.

1963
02:12:54,740 --> 02:12:54,940
Gel.

1964
02:12:55,080 --> 02:12:55,900
Medium amount of help.

1965
02:12:56,660 --> 02:12:57,460
Let's use it.

1966
02:12:58,900 --> 02:12:59,300
We.

1967
02:12:59,380 --> 02:12:59,940
We did it.

1968
02:13:03,600 --> 02:13:06,560
Lot of scum around this.

1969
02:13:06,560 --> 02:13:07,760
This part of town actually.

1970
02:13:07,900 --> 02:13:09,020
Lot of scum around here.

1971
02:13:09,760 --> 02:13:12,760
This used to be a nice enough little town here now.

1972
02:13:12,840 --> 02:13:13,900
But they fucking ruined it.

1973
02:13:14,260 --> 02:13:14,500
Look.

1974
02:13:14,640 --> 02:13:15,360
The state of this.

1975
02:13:19,260 --> 02:13:20,100
They ruined it.

1976
02:13:26,260 --> 02:13:27,180
Nice boxes on.

1977
02:13:27,280 --> 02:13:29,480
This was for defibrillators back in the day.

1978
02:13:29,560 --> 02:13:30,080
But now they.

1979
02:13:30,200 --> 02:13:31,600
It's just power nodes now.

1980
02:13:33,100 --> 02:13:35,660
They did away with the defibrillators after a while.

1981
02:13:35,740 --> 02:13:36,040
When they.

1982
02:13:36,140 --> 02:13:37,760
They had that scientific breakthrough.

1983
02:13:37,920 --> 02:13:38,740
Which means that.

1984
02:13:38,840 --> 02:13:40,120
You don't need one anymore.

1985
02:13:40,280 --> 02:13:40,840
Pacemakers.

1986
02:13:41,020 --> 02:13:41,520
No more.

1987
02:13:42,220 --> 02:13:43,720
You just need nodes now.

1988
02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:45,400
Instead of a heart.

1989
02:13:45,400 --> 02:14:00,920
Isn't the heart amazing.

1990
02:14:01,160 --> 02:14:01,760
Fucking hell.

1991
02:14:01,980 --> 02:14:02,260
Pump.

1992
02:14:02,360 --> 02:14:03,000
Like a pump.

1993
02:14:03,200 --> 02:14:03,980
Inside the body.

1994
02:14:04,060 --> 02:14:05,140
That pumps around blood.

1995
02:14:05,720 --> 02:14:06,260
And then the blood.

1996
02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:08,060
You need the blood for all the other bits of you.

1997
02:14:10,100 --> 02:14:11,200
Especially the brain.

1998
02:14:11,560 --> 02:14:13,220
And then you got a fucking brain as well.

1999
02:14:14,480 --> 02:14:15,880
The heart is like a little machine.

2000
02:14:16,080 --> 02:14:16,940
Like just a pumper.

2001
02:14:17,400 --> 02:14:18,760
Like a generator or something.

2002
02:14:20,580 --> 02:14:23,660
Sometimes you need to fucking apply jump leads to start the battery.

2003
02:14:25,260 --> 02:14:27,340
It's like an old car.

2004
02:14:27,840 --> 02:14:30,500
Needs a pair of fucking jump leads to get the battery started.

2005
02:14:34,180 --> 02:14:36,060
That's why you should look after your car.

2006
02:14:36,980 --> 02:14:38,440
And not be smoking the fags.

2007
02:14:40,440 --> 02:14:43,000
Because then you'll need a brand new pair of balloons.

2008
02:14:43,560 --> 02:14:47,820
Although I seen there on the news yesterday.

2009
02:14:47,960 --> 02:14:51,200
The first ever lung transplant has taken place in Ireland.

2010
02:14:52,660 --> 02:14:54,740
That's fucking madness.

2011
02:14:54,900 --> 02:14:55,220
Isn't it?

2012
02:14:56,900 --> 02:14:58,580
Lung transplantation.

2013
02:15:00,860 --> 02:15:01,700
These guys are.

2014
02:15:01,800 --> 02:15:02,240
It's nice.

2015
02:15:02,300 --> 02:15:03,780
This is a nice little situation now.

2016
02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:05,260
Taking my time with them.

2017
02:15:05,900 --> 02:15:06,120
Take.

2018
02:15:06,360 --> 02:15:07,640
They've had enough time now.

2019
02:15:07,700 --> 02:15:08,640
I'm taking my time.

2020
02:15:09,780 --> 02:15:10,660
Nothing to me.

2021
02:15:13,100 --> 02:15:14,100
Bunch of criminals.

2022
02:15:14,760 --> 02:15:15,040
Uh oh.

2023
02:15:15,460 --> 02:15:16,040
Fucking hell.

2024
02:15:16,880 --> 02:15:17,800
It's getting scary.

2025
02:15:17,880 --> 02:15:18,480
It's getting dodgy.

2026
02:15:18,560 --> 02:15:19,080
It's getting dodgy.

2027
02:15:19,120 --> 02:15:19,480
I thought.

2028
02:15:19,780 --> 02:15:20,680
I spoke too soon.

2029
02:15:22,760 --> 02:15:23,800
It's getting dodgy.

2030
02:15:25,760 --> 02:15:26,800
Gang of these fucking.

2031
02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:29,560
Melons.

2032
02:15:31,160 --> 02:15:32,000
Fuck away from me.

2033
02:15:32,060 --> 02:15:33,080
Please get away from me man.

2034
02:15:39,160 --> 02:15:40,280
Please tell me that's it.

2035
02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:42,760
Oh fucks.

2036
02:15:42,940 --> 02:15:43,900
Then you hear that.

2037
02:15:44,320 --> 02:15:45,820
It's not what I want to hear right now.

2038
02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:05,580
He's got a bit of spruce, this guy.

2039
02:16:05,800 --> 02:16:08,180
He's got a bit of a spruce moose, this lad.

2040
02:16:09,400 --> 02:16:10,420
That's the cutter now.

2041
02:16:11,440 --> 02:16:13,700
I wasn't using the cutter as much as...

2042
02:16:13,700 --> 02:16:14,520
Look at that, man.

2043
02:16:14,620 --> 02:16:15,980
Hyper drive.

2044
02:16:16,700 --> 02:16:17,940
What's going on around here?

2045
02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:19,160
The chains are moving now.

2046
02:16:23,020 --> 02:16:29,220
Isn't it amazing what a bit of heat and a bit of electricity can do?

2047
02:16:30,500 --> 02:16:32,520
It'll get the whole place moving again.

2048
02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:34,180
Very, very nice.

2049
02:16:34,960 --> 02:16:36,120
This is what we wanted.

2050
02:16:36,260 --> 02:16:37,340
This is what we came here for.

2051
02:16:38,340 --> 02:16:39,940
These guys, gone.

2052
02:16:40,420 --> 02:16:41,040
Waste time.

2053
02:16:41,340 --> 02:16:43,740
Pure Killian Paddened into the next realm.

2054
02:16:45,880 --> 02:16:47,600
What are we going to tell their Paddens?

2055
02:16:48,400 --> 02:16:49,220
What happened to them?

2056
02:16:51,960 --> 02:16:53,480
Just pad that out a little bit.

2057
02:16:57,480 --> 02:16:58,540
Put a Padden there.

2058
02:16:58,600 --> 02:17:00,920
Nice bit of Padden work done to his head.

2059
02:17:02,100 --> 02:17:03,660
And back and spine.

2060
02:17:03,660 --> 02:17:03,740
And back and spine.

2061
02:17:06,640 --> 02:17:13,960
It's great when you can get away with all the murder without getting murdered yourself.

2062
02:17:14,160 --> 02:17:16,480
Nathan Heron, thank you very much, Nathan Heron.

2063
02:17:16,780 --> 02:17:18,060
That's very, very kind of you.

2064
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:20,480
There are some fan blades lying around the room.

2065
02:17:20,540 --> 02:17:23,860
You can pick them up with your Kinesis and fling them at the bad cunts.

2066
02:17:24,240 --> 02:17:24,900
I missed that.

2067
02:17:25,240 --> 02:17:27,080
I seen one down there.

2068
02:17:28,820 --> 02:17:29,860
Didn't think about that.

2069
02:17:29,940 --> 02:17:31,880
But thank you very much for the tip, Nathan.

2070
02:17:32,380 --> 02:17:35,620
And T22, T22 BC.

2071
02:17:36,620 --> 02:17:54,240
Lucy, thank you very much, Lucy.

2072
02:17:54,680 --> 02:17:56,100
That's very, very kind of you.

2073
02:17:56,240 --> 02:17:57,760
And it's a great situation.

2074
02:17:58,200 --> 02:18:01,320
And we want to say big, big shout out to you, Lucy.

2075
02:18:02,280 --> 02:18:04,020
And to everybody out there.

2076
02:18:06,360 --> 02:18:07,900
Who's giving a shout out as well.

2077
02:18:08,480 --> 02:18:09,860
Give your, give a, give that.

2078
02:18:09,960 --> 02:18:11,880
Why not think about giving that shout out to Lucy?

2079
02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:13,760
Okay.

2080
02:18:13,760 --> 02:18:14,760
Why?

2081
02:18:14,760 --> 02:18:15,760
Why?

2082
02:18:15,760 --> 02:18:16,760
Why?

2083
02:18:16,760 --> 02:18:23,760
*music*

2084
02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:30,760
*music*

2085
02:18:30,760 --> 02:18:40,760
*music*

2086
02:18:40,760 --> 02:18:45,760
*music*

2087
02:18:45,760 --> 02:18:50,220
Nice and good hitting again. Ostapenko just so dangerous when she's inside the court.

2088
02:18:59,340 --> 02:19:09,120
Right down the line from Ostapenko. Great situation there for Ostapenko. Stephanie Ahn gets it done.

2089
02:19:12,660 --> 02:19:36,180
Right. I suppose they could have been used in the Kinesis debacle as well. Nathan. Thank you very much Nathan. And again with the Half-Life 2 comparisons because that blade thing was used in Half-Life 2. I had good times using the blade in Half-Life 2.

2090
02:19:39,560 --> 02:19:41,800
Now, activate. Yes.

2091
02:19:44,740 --> 02:19:46,180
Engines are firing up.

2092
02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:50,740
This is a real spruce moose now.

2093
02:19:52,100 --> 02:19:59,160
We have a bit of molten hot fire lava coming out of the machine there.

2094
02:20:00,020 --> 02:20:01,640
Turbo booster is engaged.

2095
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:05,740
Afterburners airlocked.

2096
02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:10,360
You need to bleed the radiators on the shuttle before we go to space.

2097
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:18,060
Did you hear that NASA had to fucking delay or postpone one of their launches into space?

2098
02:20:18,720 --> 02:20:22,220
Because the radiators on the shuttle needed bleeding.

2099
02:20:23,360 --> 02:20:25,020
And none of them had the key.

2100
02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:26,380
The radiator key.

2101
02:20:26,380 --> 02:20:31,100
So they had to fucking turn off the engine and go back down to the space station to bleed them.

2102
02:20:31,100 --> 02:20:39,380
That cost... That alone cost 50 million dollars.

2103
02:20:43,020 --> 02:20:48,920
They had to get someone in from fucking Borg, gosh, to tell them that it wasn't a gas problem.

2104
02:20:53,260 --> 02:20:55,320
It was a combi boiler, Max. Yeah.

2105
02:20:56,420 --> 02:20:58,580
And a ship called Dignity, too. Yeah.

2106
02:21:03,740 --> 02:21:05,160
Where the heck am I going now?

2107
02:21:05,420 --> 02:21:06,140
We done here?

2108
02:21:07,220 --> 02:21:10,900
I'm hanging around here like a bad smell talking about gas at NASA.

2109
02:21:11,380 --> 02:21:12,720
And we need to get the hell out.

2110
02:21:21,260 --> 02:21:22,600
Here we go.

2111
02:21:22,600 --> 02:21:23,080
Padden.

2112
02:21:23,180 --> 02:21:24,320
Thank you very much.

2113
02:21:25,120 --> 02:21:25,500
Padden.

2114
02:21:25,600 --> 02:21:26,600
I can't believe...

2115
02:21:26,600 --> 02:21:27,420
Padden.

2116
02:21:29,040 --> 02:21:29,440
Padden.

2117
02:21:31,120 --> 02:21:31,560
Padden.

2118
02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:33,760
Padden.

2119
02:21:35,520 --> 02:21:36,000
Padden.

2120
02:21:36,860 --> 02:21:37,420
Padden.

2121
02:21:41,020 --> 02:21:41,420
Padden.

2122
02:21:43,100 --> 02:21:43,620
Padden.

2123
02:21:45,140 --> 02:21:45,540
Padden.

2124
02:21:47,580 --> 02:21:47,980
Padden.

2125
02:21:50,360 --> 02:21:50,720
Adam.

2126
02:21:50,720 --> 02:21:55,260
Let's go let's do this

2127
02:21:59,400 --> 02:22:01,920
Let's go let's let's do this let's go let's go

2128
02:22:06,920 --> 02:22:08,920
Oh

2129
02:22:09,280 --> 02:22:17,340
Yeah, oh hi. Yeah, oh hi. Yeah. Oh hi. Yeah. Oh, hi. Yeah. Oh yeah

2130
02:22:17,340 --> 02:22:20,780
I returned to innocence

2131
02:22:25,300 --> 02:22:28,880
Through these chambers now 36 chambers of death

2132
02:22:30,580 --> 02:22:32,580
You best protect your neck

2133
02:22:33,960 --> 02:22:40,100
Wear it wear a scarf wear a scarf or something outside. It's cold protect your neck

2134
02:22:41,400 --> 02:22:45,340
There's a nip there's a cold snap come and protect your neck

2135
02:22:45,340 --> 02:22:47,340
I'm going to be a little bit of a mask on the back of the neck

2136
02:22:53,300 --> 02:22:57,500
Killian Paddon keeps on fucking coming in lean a bit of fucking cladding down

2137
02:22:58,580 --> 02:23:03,020
Killian I gotta tell you something padden. I'm liking the cladding

2138
02:23:03,020 --> 02:23:27,400
I took his arm off after he passed on to the next realm. I didn't need to do that, but I did do it because I wanted to do it.

2139
02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:49,420
And then I did that too. Smashed him up into bits, hey. If you want to see him, you'll have to see him in bits. They're going to have to reassemble him for the asterisk. Rest in pieces.

2140
02:23:49,420 --> 02:23:59,420
Rest in pieces. Sorry, let's do this one more. This is what it was made for, you see. Rest in pieces. Rest in pieces.

2141
02:24:05,420 --> 02:24:15,420
Now, where's Padden? I need your clothes, your boots, and your Padden cycle.

2142
02:24:15,420 --> 02:24:37,420
Isn't there a shop or something here where I can doozy up my mechanics? No. Is this the end of another chapter again? Jesus.

2143
02:24:37,420 --> 02:24:51,420
Ishimura Tram. You have earned a trophy. All systems go. Completed.

2144
02:24:51,420 --> 02:25:17,420
Save progress. Yes. New save. Yes. What else would I be doing in this save lobby? Just staring at a rake of empty save slots, is it? Is that what you think I do with my spare time? Uh-uh. I'm on a pure Padden buzz at the moment, man. Ishimura Tram System? Nothing to me.

2145
02:25:17,420 --> 02:25:23,420
Oh, we lead your pattern.

2146
02:25:23,420 --> 02:25:38,420
Isaac, come in. Kendra's right. The ADS is completely shot. I'll need your help to fix this. Fuck. Kendra, if you can hear me, see if you can get into the ship's reports. It sounds like you have better access from there. Fuck.

2147
02:25:38,420 --> 02:25:44,420
When were you going to tell us about the artifact, Hammond? Yeah. The marker. I don't know anything about that. Bullshit.

2148
02:25:44,420 --> 02:26:10,420
Bullshit. It's a reference in the captain's records. They brought it up from the planet. It's on the ship. In cargo. They think it's of alien origin, but I don't know what the hell it is. What? CEC didn't know anything about it. You're lying. Back off. I am not the bad guy here. Ross, shake you right. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. Mr. Man. What if your name is in the thing?

2149
02:26:10,420 --> 02:26:15,420
Get to the captain's nest. I'll explain everything later. Hammond down.

2150
02:26:15,420 --> 02:26:16,420
Fuck!

2151
02:26:16,420 --> 02:26:29,420
Okay, let's do this. Let's do it. We've been... We're on a mission. Support... Support the cause. Sign the petition. Summon up all your wisdom.

2152
02:26:29,420 --> 02:26:46,420
You hammered your padden. You paddened your hammer. Which would be a rubbish idea because the hammer would deal a substandard blow if it was padded.

2153
02:26:46,420 --> 02:27:09,420
We tried to strike one of the beasts with the hammer, but we had paddened the hammer. So when we went to strike the beast with the hammer, it was like getting a fucking punch off a pillow or something. It was like getting punched by a cloud, he said.

2154
02:27:09,420 --> 02:27:31,420
Let's use any medipack we've got on ourselves and get freaking moving. We've got a medium med. Drop that. No semi conduct medium air can. Drop the air can. Pick up the med pack. Use the med pack. Take the air can back.

2155
02:27:31,420 --> 02:27:46,420
Medium med pack. Medium med pack. Medium med pack. Medium med pack. No. No. Where to next?

2156
02:27:46,420 --> 02:28:00,420
Attention. The bridge of the USG Ishimura is secured. Is a secured location. All personnel must pass a security bio scan.

2157
02:28:00,420 --> 02:28:07,420
Attention. Before entering. Please proceed to the right and wait for instructions from the officer.

2158
02:28:07,420 --> 02:28:15,420
I guess we're going to be a little late for the officer. Killian Padden is in town.

2159
02:28:15,420 --> 02:28:45,240
Zero. Just run. Just run now. Great. Great stuff. We're at the store now. We can do

2160
02:28:45,240 --> 02:28:54,620
something with ourselves now. Sell those semiconductors. Wrap it. Wrap it. Get the schematic out then. Do something with that.

2161
02:29:03,060 --> 02:29:06,380
What else? What else shall I sell here? Quick, fast.

2162
02:29:15,060 --> 02:29:39,940
I'm just gonna do what people are saying. There we go. I really want to play this in VR. I really had a set. Aaron Flood would know. He would know. Where is he though? Where's Flood?

2163
02:29:39,940 --> 02:29:51,220
Sell the air, says Aaron. Let's sell the air. Fucking air.ie. Sell it. You don't need a small air can. We don't need it.

2164
02:29:53,780 --> 02:30:04,880
Huh? No, no. I don't want to buy. I want to sell. Why did it tell me there I was buying? Was I buying there instead of selling?

2165
02:30:06,880 --> 02:30:22,800
Will they buy it back off me at a high price? Sell the old clothes that don't fit. Do I have old clothes that don't fit?

2166
02:30:25,600 --> 02:30:30,260
Or was that a joke? Buy low, sell high.

2167
02:30:36,880 --> 02:30:38,760
Kev, you were in the gulag, man.

2168
02:30:41,560 --> 02:30:50,140
We all know that you were in the gulag. Don't be going on about it the whole time like, oh, remember when I was in the gulag, everyone? We know you were in the gulag, alright?

2169
02:30:51,560 --> 02:30:52,760
Calm down, man.

2170
02:30:54,340 --> 02:31:02,820
And give him to Oxman. Buy, guys. Buy a hammer. Buy a hammer. There is no hammers. You sell ammo for guns you don't have.

2171
02:31:03,560 --> 02:31:05,180
Sell ammo for guns I don't have.

2172
02:31:05,560 --> 02:31:08,560
So what do I have then? What do I...

2173
02:31:11,560 --> 02:31:14,560
What do I do here? What the fuck do I do?

2174
02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:23,560
I'm gonna sell the line racks.

2175
02:31:29,560 --> 02:31:30,560
Sell the ripper blades too.

2176
02:31:32,560 --> 02:31:33,560
Plasma cutter.

2177
02:31:33,560 --> 02:31:37,560
Plus rifle. Plus rifle. Plus rolls. Plasma energy. For the cutter.

2178
02:31:39,560 --> 02:31:41,560
Maybe we have too much energy for the cutter.

2179
02:31:42,560 --> 02:31:43,560
Ah, the fuck.

2180
02:31:48,560 --> 02:31:49,560
Sell a power cell.

2181
02:31:50,560 --> 02:31:52,560
I don't have any power cells, do I?

2182
02:31:53,560 --> 02:31:54,560
*Sounds of power cells*

2183
02:31:54,560 --> 02:31:55,560
*Sounds of power cells*

2184
02:31:56,560 --> 02:31:57,560
*Sounds of power cells*

2185
02:31:58,560 --> 02:31:59,560
*Sounds of power cells*

2186
02:32:00,560 --> 02:32:12,820
Now we need to go to the shop and do ourselves up.

2187
02:32:14,400 --> 02:32:16,160
Which we said we do in the last one.

2188
02:32:16,500 --> 02:32:20,640
A new realm has opened.

2189
02:32:20,840 --> 02:32:22,020
The Ishimura office.

2190
02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:23,060
The main atrium.

2191
02:32:24,020 --> 02:32:28,000
We've got stuff piling out of the sky towards the city.

2192
02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:30,700
It's rapid.

2193
02:32:30,840 --> 02:32:31,780
Sorry about your ears.

2194
02:32:32,360 --> 02:32:34,280
Rest in peace your ears.

2195
02:32:34,460 --> 02:32:35,280
Sorry about that.

2196
02:32:41,140 --> 02:32:41,580
Yeah.

2197
02:32:48,900 --> 02:32:50,900
We've got to get the ABS working.

2198
02:32:51,880 --> 02:32:54,900
Anti-airlock braking system.

2199
02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:56,200
Anti-braking system.

2200
02:32:57,260 --> 02:32:58,700
Automated braking system.

2201
02:32:58,840 --> 02:33:00,060
ABS as standard.

2202
02:33:00,380 --> 02:33:00,540
Okay.

2203
02:33:00,600 --> 02:33:03,400
Bluetooth surround sound as standard.

2204
02:33:06,720 --> 02:33:10,820
This room is where they designed glove boxes for cards.

2205
02:33:11,940 --> 02:33:14,580
And they outsourced all that to space.

2206
02:33:15,700 --> 02:33:18,460
And now it's the Chinese that have the fucking jump on us.

2207
02:33:19,160 --> 02:33:23,480
The Chinese have the jump on us now since we started outsourcing all the stuff to them.

2208
02:33:28,000 --> 02:33:29,000
The ABS is anti-lock braking system.

2209
02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:30,240
The ABS is anti-lock braking system.

2210
02:33:30,240 --> 02:33:33,460
Thanks so much Sean Casey for the trivia.

2211
02:33:33,460 --> 02:33:35,220
Thank you so much.

2212
02:33:35,220 --> 02:33:36,040
We need that.

2213
02:33:36,180 --> 02:33:37,300
And it's what keeps us going.

2214
02:33:39,300 --> 02:33:46,840
A couple of boxes here with stuff in them.

2215
02:33:46,840 --> 02:33:49,460
We need security backup here immediately.

2216
02:33:49,840 --> 02:33:50,760
Guns are useless.

2217
02:33:50,900 --> 02:33:52,180
We can't hold them back for very long.

2218
02:33:53,180 --> 02:33:56,140
Sounds like they're having a bit of a fucking hard time.

2219
02:33:56,680 --> 02:33:59,540
Sounds like they could need to dig out anyways wherever they are.

2220
02:34:01,220 --> 02:34:03,780
As long as it's not to be dug out of a black hole.

2221
02:34:04,680 --> 02:34:06,880
Sure I'm not going in any black hole for anyone.

2222
02:34:07,000 --> 02:34:07,740
I wouldn't come out.

2223
02:34:08,640 --> 02:34:10,640
You would not get out of the place.

2224
02:34:12,020 --> 02:34:13,520
We can use our line anyway.

2225
02:34:13,620 --> 02:34:16,580
The magic line always tells you where to go when you're lost.

2226
02:34:22,980 --> 02:34:24,020
Bad news guys.

2227
02:34:24,120 --> 02:34:26,280
I'm afraid the Chinese have the jump on us.

2228
02:34:29,740 --> 02:34:31,280
And we'll save that game there.

2229
02:34:31,340 --> 02:34:32,560
That's a great little situation.

2230
02:34:32,560 --> 02:34:36,660
A real nice part of the game is when you get to save your progress.

2231
02:34:36,660 --> 02:34:53,860
Really glad that they implemented the line physics in the game.

2232
02:34:56,240 --> 02:34:59,320
It's just like a constant follow the line quest.

2233
02:35:00,520 --> 02:35:02,920
Nothing can go wrong when you've got a line going.

2234
02:35:04,780 --> 02:35:06,380
We all, everyone needs a line.

2235
02:35:06,380 --> 02:35:15,040
In many ways the line could be symbolic of hope.

2236
02:35:18,240 --> 02:35:19,580
Mind your language man.

2237
02:35:20,200 --> 02:35:20,860
Listen to this guy.

2238
02:35:22,700 --> 02:35:23,460
Kendra Lust.

2239
02:35:26,980 --> 02:35:27,220
Right.

2240
02:35:29,340 --> 02:35:29,660
I heard that.

2241
02:35:30,600 --> 02:35:30,820
Yeah.

2242
02:35:30,820 --> 02:35:32,560
This mess.

2243
02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:35,340
Is the asteroid defense system.

2244
02:35:37,160 --> 02:35:38,220
I can fix these boards.

2245
02:35:38,680 --> 02:35:40,380
But the main power routing is shot.

2246
02:35:41,520 --> 02:35:43,100
You're going to have to reroute them manually.

2247
02:35:43,260 --> 02:35:45,120
Through at least three junction boxes.

2248
02:35:45,120 --> 02:35:46,960
To activate the primary cannon.

2249
02:35:47,680 --> 02:35:49,260
Primary cannon initiation.

2250
02:35:49,260 --> 02:35:50,300
Activated.

2251
02:35:50,300 --> 02:35:51,360
Primary.

2252
02:35:51,360 --> 02:35:53,020
I'd like to use them to get.

2253
02:35:53,680 --> 02:35:54,560
Robot voice.

2254
02:35:54,560 --> 02:35:56,500
This is the new robot voice.

2255
02:35:56,500 --> 02:35:58,200
And Marvel Comics.

2256
02:35:58,200 --> 02:35:59,600
Or fucking DC United.

2257
02:35:59,980 --> 02:36:01,620
Or Warner Brothers.

2258
02:36:01,860 --> 02:36:03,820
Any of you dickheads out there.

2259
02:36:04,020 --> 02:36:05,820
Want to use this as a new character.

2260
02:36:06,340 --> 02:36:07,440
This is my new one.

2261
02:36:07,500 --> 02:36:08,780
It's called Robo Francis.

2262
02:36:11,340 --> 02:36:13,840
Enemy initiation activated.

2263
02:36:14,220 --> 02:36:16,000
Only got three minutes to move.

2264
02:36:16,340 --> 02:36:17,140
Get the fuck out.

2265
02:36:17,680 --> 02:36:19,820
Enemy initiation activated.

2266
02:36:20,600 --> 02:36:21,960
Get out the room now.

2267
02:36:23,260 --> 02:36:23,900
Any of you.

2268
02:36:24,160 --> 02:36:26,340
Any of you wise guys out there.

2269
02:36:26,400 --> 02:36:27,280
In Hollyweird.

2270
02:36:27,380 --> 02:36:28,280
Want to use that.

2271
02:36:28,840 --> 02:36:29,960
You got to come through me.

2272
02:36:30,340 --> 02:36:31,320
And if I see you.

2273
02:36:31,400 --> 02:36:32,420
If I see that voice.

2274
02:36:32,500 --> 02:36:32,980
Or hear it.

2275
02:36:33,040 --> 02:36:34,720
Being used in any of your shit flicks.

2276
02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:35,340
In the future.

2277
02:36:37,340 --> 02:36:38,660
You'd want to watch out.

2278
02:36:46,660 --> 02:36:47,280
Watch out.

2279
02:36:47,320 --> 02:36:48,640
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

2280
02:36:48,740 --> 02:36:49,080
We'll get out.

2281
02:36:49,080 --> 02:36:56,200
Will Robo Francis be sold in Smith's toys?

2282
02:36:56,480 --> 02:36:57,300
It will Jake.

2283
02:36:57,680 --> 02:36:58,500
It's coming to you.

2284
02:36:58,920 --> 02:36:59,320
Be careful.

2285
02:37:00,660 --> 02:37:01,720
I saw something out there.

2286
02:37:01,740 --> 02:37:02,300
I don't know what.

2287
02:37:02,700 --> 02:37:04,380
Is he fucking chatting away to me?

2288
02:37:05,060 --> 02:37:05,660
It was big.

2289
02:37:06,660 --> 02:37:07,580
Really big.

2290
02:37:13,580 --> 02:37:16,120
Enemy initiation automated.

2291
02:37:16,540 --> 02:37:17,040
Please.

2292
02:37:17,880 --> 02:37:19,820
Don't put your feet on seats.

2293
02:37:20,860 --> 02:37:22,420
Or maybe Robo Francis.

2294
02:37:22,660 --> 02:37:23,460
Just as a guy.

2295
02:37:23,720 --> 02:37:27,180
A robot that goes around the carriages.

2296
02:37:27,660 --> 02:37:28,500
All the trains.

2297
02:37:28,620 --> 02:37:28,960
Just going.

2298
02:37:29,820 --> 02:37:30,300
Please.

2299
02:37:30,580 --> 02:37:32,840
Do not put your feet on seats.

2300
02:37:35,620 --> 02:37:36,100
Please.

2301
02:37:36,320 --> 02:37:38,560
Do not put your feet on seats.

2302
02:37:38,820 --> 02:37:41,000
Or leave rubbish behind.

2303
02:37:41,160 --> 02:37:42,340
Please put it in a bag.

2304
02:37:42,440 --> 02:37:42,940
Thank you.

2305
02:37:48,940 --> 02:37:52,340
Do I sit in that chair there and just chill out?

2306
02:37:52,760 --> 02:37:53,620
Do a bit of streaming?

2307
02:37:56,200 --> 02:38:02,260
I wonder could he rig up a fucking webcam here and a PC and do a bit of streaming from here?

2308
02:38:03,260 --> 02:38:04,420
Maybe he could go on Twitch.

2309
02:38:05,240 --> 02:38:10,080
Maybe he could do some streaming on YouTube and then I could be just always asking him why isn't he on Twitch.

2310
02:38:11,300 --> 02:38:13,160
And it would be like streamception.

2311
02:38:13,340 --> 02:38:16,180
And then he'll be streaming a game of a man who's playing a game.

2312
02:38:17,840 --> 02:38:19,100
And maybe I'll be the one.

2313
02:38:19,340 --> 02:38:20,360
He'll be controlling me.

2314
02:38:20,600 --> 02:38:21,720
He'll be controlling me.

2315
02:38:21,720 --> 02:38:21,720
He'll be controlling me.

2316
02:38:21,720 --> 02:38:22,020
He'll be playing.

2317
02:38:22,020 --> 02:38:22,260
He'll be playing.

2318
02:38:22,260 --> 02:38:22,680
He'll be playing.

2319
02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:22,680
He'll be playing.

2320
02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:22,680
He'll be playing.

2321
02:38:22,680 --> 02:38:23,120
He'll be playing.

2322
02:38:23,120 --> 02:38:23,200
He'll be playing.

2323
02:38:23,200 --> 02:38:23,260
He'll be playing.

2324
02:38:23,260 --> 02:38:23,580
He'll be playing.

2325
02:38:23,580 --> 02:38:24,820
These things don't die easily.

2326
02:38:24,820 --> 02:38:37,240
Follow the line again, Isaac.

2327
02:38:37,240 --> 02:39:00,120
They've made an absolute hames of space, haven't they?

2328
02:39:02,120 --> 02:39:09,460
I don't know if it's the Chinese or if it's Planet Cracker Starship Ishimura.

2329
02:39:10,580 --> 02:39:11,760
Planet Cracker.

2330
02:39:13,720 --> 02:39:15,060
Planet Cracker.

2331
02:39:17,140 --> 02:39:19,700
I wonder if that's where Uncle Cracker lives.

2332
02:39:21,060 --> 02:39:23,140
That fella who sang that song.

2333
02:39:23,740 --> 02:39:24,380
Do you remember him?

2334
02:39:27,180 --> 02:39:29,300
Follow me, everything will be alright.

2335
02:39:30,040 --> 02:39:33,020
Well, it doesn't fucking look alright at the moment, Cracker.

2336
02:39:33,020 --> 02:39:34,960
At least he's kind of fucked up.

2337
02:39:37,500 --> 02:39:38,600
Jesus Christ!

2338
02:39:50,820 --> 02:39:52,880
I've no, I've no shtasis either.

2339
02:39:53,880 --> 02:39:54,100
Huh?

2340
02:39:55,420 --> 02:39:56,560
Shoot it in the back, Isaac.

2341
02:39:57,320 --> 02:39:58,920
It doesn't even let me get to the back.

2342
02:39:58,920 --> 02:40:15,380
It's fucking...

2343
02:40:15,380 --> 02:40:20,620
It's Arlene Foster's final form.

2344
02:40:22,300 --> 02:40:22,920
We're fucked.

2345
02:40:23,440 --> 02:40:24,780
We need to move fast.

2346
02:40:24,960 --> 02:40:27,160
They've just legalized abortion and gay marriage.

2347
02:40:27,600 --> 02:40:28,680
Arlene's paste.

2348
02:40:29,200 --> 02:40:31,400
Get the hell away from her fast now.

2349
02:40:34,480 --> 02:40:34,960
No!

2350
02:40:34,960 --> 02:40:35,120
No!

2351
02:40:44,500 --> 02:40:45,020
No!

2352
02:40:45,020 --> 02:40:45,260
No!

2353
02:40:53,380 --> 02:40:53,740
Fuck!

2354
02:40:53,740 --> 02:40:53,740
Fuck!

2355
02:40:53,740 --> 02:40:57,260
Sorry about that.

2356
02:41:00,260 --> 02:41:01,100
Sorry about that.

2357
02:41:04,940 --> 02:41:05,420
Uncle...

2358
02:41:05,420 --> 02:41:07,100
Uncle Planet Cracker.

2359
02:41:07,220 --> 02:41:08,040
Thank you very much.

2360
02:41:09,440 --> 02:41:11,140
Why don't you stream on Bebo?

2361
02:41:11,380 --> 02:41:13,280
I don't know if you can stream on Bebo.

2362
02:41:13,660 --> 02:41:14,820
That's why I'm not doing that.

2363
02:41:19,160 --> 02:41:20,940
He came out of nowhere, this lad.

2364
02:41:21,600 --> 02:41:23,580
He just dropped down and it was like,

2365
02:41:23,640 --> 02:41:24,360
How are you getting on?

2366
02:41:25,200 --> 02:41:26,540
I'm ready to kill you now.

2367
02:41:27,180 --> 02:41:28,280
I was like, ready to kill me?

2368
02:41:28,880 --> 02:41:30,960
You never even told me you were coming for a visit.

2369
02:41:31,580 --> 02:41:34,800
You were an unannounced visitor and now you want to kill me.

2370
02:41:35,800 --> 02:41:36,480
Fucking lies.

2371
02:41:36,580 --> 02:41:37,500
Pack of lies.

2372
02:41:46,500 --> 02:41:47,300
Here he is.

2373
02:41:47,300 --> 02:41:49,300
Monster Delgado.

2374
02:41:51,000 --> 02:41:51,720
Come on!

2375
02:41:55,800 --> 02:41:57,100
Elgato Streamlink.

2376
02:41:57,640 --> 02:41:58,120
Elgato.

2377
02:41:58,880 --> 02:42:00,180
Elgato Game Pack.

2378
02:42:00,480 --> 02:42:00,880
Capture.

2379
02:42:01,960 --> 02:42:04,300
This is for the fucking Elgato S60.

2380
02:42:06,800 --> 02:42:08,680
This is for the GPU, man.

2381
02:42:09,080 --> 02:42:09,940
The RTX.

2382
02:42:10,700 --> 02:42:12,800
This is for the 1070 you put...

2383
02:42:12,800 --> 02:42:13,540
You sent me back.

2384
02:42:15,140 --> 02:42:16,100
You can't.

2385
02:42:17,840 --> 02:42:19,580
This is for the graphics card.

2386
02:42:21,180 --> 02:42:23,280
That's for the cooling processor unit.

2387
02:42:23,640 --> 02:42:24,640
That's for the case.

2388
02:42:24,720 --> 02:42:26,100
The Cooler Master case.

2389
02:42:26,760 --> 02:42:28,280
This is for the power unit.

2390
02:42:28,440 --> 02:42:29,220
60 volts.

2391
02:42:29,340 --> 02:42:30,000
60 watts.

2392
02:42:33,080 --> 02:42:34,340
What are you doing to me?

2393
02:42:35,380 --> 02:42:35,840
Yes!

2394
02:42:38,480 --> 02:42:39,080
Slice.

2395
02:42:39,420 --> 02:42:40,000
Slice.

2396
02:42:40,280 --> 02:42:41,180
Sliced pan.

2397
02:42:42,040 --> 02:42:43,000
Brennan's bread.

2398
02:42:43,800 --> 02:42:44,960
Today's bread.

2399
02:42:45,840 --> 02:42:46,240
Today.

2400
02:42:46,600 --> 02:42:47,680
Thank you very much.

2401
02:42:48,160 --> 02:42:48,960
Not tomorrow.

2402
02:42:49,300 --> 02:42:50,080
Not yesterday.

2403
02:42:50,480 --> 02:42:51,380
Not the day after.

2404
02:42:51,740 --> 02:42:52,760
Not the day before.

2405
02:42:53,060 --> 02:42:53,800
But today.

2406
02:42:54,080 --> 02:42:54,840
Today's bread.

2407
02:42:55,340 --> 02:42:56,600
Stick that up your hole.

2408
02:42:56,600 --> 02:43:11,020
Thank you very much.

2409
02:43:12,140 --> 02:43:13,000
Pat the baker.

2410
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:13,780
Eh?

2411
02:43:15,000 --> 02:43:15,760
So fresh.

2412
02:43:15,820 --> 02:43:16,420
He's famous.

2413
02:43:16,940 --> 02:43:17,640
Look at that.

2414
02:43:18,440 --> 02:43:19,120
He's fucked.

2415
02:43:20,120 --> 02:43:21,280
He's fucked.

2416
02:43:21,600 --> 02:43:22,980
He's famous now, eh?

2417
02:43:23,540 --> 02:43:25,820
You got your 15 minutes of fame there, man.

2418
02:43:25,820 --> 02:43:28,800
You're in front of the world.

2419
02:43:28,900 --> 02:43:30,980
This is going live on YouTube, baby.

2420
02:43:31,280 --> 02:43:33,080
This is going live to YouTube.

2421
02:43:33,260 --> 02:43:33,980
And you're fucked.

2422
02:43:34,100 --> 02:43:34,700
You ruined it.

2423
02:43:35,340 --> 02:43:37,120
Best moment of your life.

2424
02:43:38,340 --> 02:43:39,300
Unfolded in front of...

2425
02:43:39,300 --> 02:43:40,500
The worst moment of your life.

2426
02:43:40,680 --> 02:43:42,200
Unfolded in front of...

2427
02:43:42,200 --> 02:43:43,780
Millions of viewers.

2428
02:43:45,180 --> 02:43:46,220
Potentially millions.

2429
02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:48,500
Potentially millions.

2430
02:43:48,660 --> 02:43:50,680
I know that it doesn't say millions there at the moment.

2431
02:43:50,680 --> 02:43:51,640
But it could be.

2432
02:43:52,360 --> 02:43:53,680
Who's to say we're wrong?

2433
02:43:54,660 --> 02:43:55,920
Fucking Eddie Snowden.

2434
02:43:57,000 --> 02:43:58,040
Was, uh...

2435
02:43:58,040 --> 02:44:00,120
Saying that there was all sorts of fucking...

2436
02:44:01,120 --> 02:44:04,200
Jiggery-pokery going on behind the scenes there at Google.

2437
02:44:05,360 --> 02:44:06,500
And the NSA.

2438
02:44:09,740 --> 02:44:14,120
The National Silage Authority of the United States...

2439
02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:16,940
United Stasis of America.

2440
02:44:17,820 --> 02:44:18,120
Said...

2441
02:44:20,120 --> 02:44:22,040
That was the case, Frank.

2442
02:44:24,140 --> 02:44:27,280
Eddie Snowden has been banished to Spike Island.

2443
02:44:27,720 --> 02:44:30,780
He's actually going to be put inside Rikers Island Prison.

2444
02:44:31,220 --> 02:44:35,600
When Rikers Island is outsourced to Clare Island.

2445
02:44:35,780 --> 02:44:37,920
Just off the west coast of Ireland.

2446
02:44:41,260 --> 02:44:44,300
We're going to be taking care of a lot of New York's boldest.

2447
02:44:45,220 --> 02:44:46,080
Elevator control.

2448
02:44:46,180 --> 02:44:47,300
Do you want to control that elevator?

2449
02:44:47,300 --> 02:44:49,040
It is for now online.

2450
02:44:50,800 --> 02:44:51,820
It's online now.

2451
02:44:55,520 --> 02:44:55,960
Anguished.

2452
02:44:57,480 --> 02:44:59,000
Thanks, Anguished, for the anguish.

2453
02:44:59,080 --> 02:44:59,940
That's really kind of you.

2454
02:45:00,160 --> 02:45:00,600
Thank you.

2455
02:45:02,220 --> 02:45:03,340
I hope you're well.

2456
02:45:04,440 --> 02:45:06,540
I hope you're well and that you're keeping well.

2457
02:45:07,200 --> 02:45:08,660
And that you're in fine fettle.

2458
02:45:10,960 --> 02:45:13,400
On this Wicked Wednesday, man.

2459
02:45:14,760 --> 02:45:16,320
It's Wicked Wednesday, guys.

2460
02:45:17,300 --> 02:45:18,940
Show some love for Wicked Wednesday.

2461
02:45:24,820 --> 02:45:25,220
Right.

2462
02:45:25,340 --> 02:45:26,420
What we do here now.

2463
02:45:26,600 --> 02:45:29,020
We've a few nodes in the pocket.

2464
02:45:30,080 --> 02:45:31,500
We can do something.

2465
02:45:32,000 --> 02:45:34,440
I'm thinking of doozying up the Pulse Riff.

2466
02:45:35,320 --> 02:45:37,380
Getting a bit of a Pulse Riff going on that.

2467
02:45:38,060 --> 02:45:39,240
I've been thinking about it.

2468
02:45:39,260 --> 02:45:40,660
Yeah, I slept on it last night.

2469
02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:44,820
I thought, when I get to a workbench the next day in that game.

2470
02:45:45,560 --> 02:45:47,240
Will I do up the Pulse Riff?

2471
02:45:47,880 --> 02:45:49,440
Or will I keep it tight?

2472
02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:52,320
And really go to town.

2473
02:45:53,060 --> 02:45:53,860
On the Cutter.

2474
02:45:53,860 --> 02:45:58,860
Hashtag...

2475
02:45:59,520 --> 02:46:01,820
If you've just joined us, everyone, welcome to the game.

2476
02:46:01,940 --> 02:46:04,800
Hashtag Wicked Wednesday for a chance to win.

2477
02:46:07,860 --> 02:46:08,960
Wudu Wednesday.

2478
02:46:10,640 --> 02:46:11,720
No adjacent node.

2479
02:46:11,960 --> 02:46:13,020
No adjacent node.

2480
02:46:16,960 --> 02:46:18,060
I'm liking the Cutter.

2481
02:46:18,140 --> 02:46:19,220
I'm going to take the Cutter off.

2482
02:46:19,760 --> 02:46:19,880
Yeah.

2483
02:46:21,680 --> 02:46:22,700
She's gone on...

2484
02:46:22,700 --> 02:46:24,700
We're gone high on damage there.

2485
02:46:26,380 --> 02:46:27,820
And a bit of capacity too.

2486
02:46:28,000 --> 02:46:28,180
No.

2487
02:46:28,880 --> 02:46:29,340
No.

2488
02:46:30,340 --> 02:46:30,780
No.

2489
02:46:34,120 --> 02:46:34,560
No.

2490
02:46:34,560 --> 02:46:34,600
No.

2491
02:46:35,160 --> 02:46:35,640
No.

2492
02:46:36,400 --> 02:46:36,880
No.

2493
02:46:37,740 --> 02:46:38,520
Why not?

2494
02:46:39,800 --> 02:46:40,540
Why not?

2495
02:46:41,040 --> 02:46:41,800
Why not?

2496
02:46:42,800 --> 02:46:43,600
Why not?

2497
02:46:44,260 --> 02:46:45,360
Maybe we do the Rifle.

2498
02:46:45,360 --> 02:46:45,380
Maybe we do the Rifle.

2499
02:46:55,980 --> 02:46:57,640
Why can't I do any of this now?

2500
02:46:59,460 --> 02:47:00,960
You need to do the first one, is it?

2501
02:47:03,380 --> 02:47:04,100
Then this.

2502
02:47:08,220 --> 02:47:09,020
And then that.

2503
02:47:09,020 --> 02:47:09,020
And then that.

2504
02:47:11,300 --> 02:47:12,020
And then...

2505
02:47:12,020 --> 02:47:15,320
Do the rig up a little bit better, maybe.

2506
02:47:15,480 --> 02:47:17,720
Or maybe go back to the Pulse Rifle or the Plasma.

2507
02:47:19,000 --> 02:47:20,620
And stick the capacity up on that.

2508
02:47:21,760 --> 02:47:22,120
Yeah.

2509
02:47:23,520 --> 02:47:25,160
I'm just going to do it my way, okay?

2510
02:47:25,200 --> 02:47:26,320
I'm not going to wait up for you.

2511
02:47:26,420 --> 02:47:31,860
I know that could be annoying for people there who aren't arsed with the chat or stuff like that.

2512
02:47:31,940 --> 02:47:37,680
If I'm standing around waiting for people to give me the information I need and crave to complete the game.

2513
02:47:38,820 --> 02:47:43,480
There's unfortunately 30 or 40 seconds of lag before your message is seen by me.

2514
02:47:43,840 --> 02:47:44,880
And vice versa.

2515
02:47:45,140 --> 02:47:46,780
I believe that is the way.

2516
02:47:47,680 --> 02:47:52,880
So it's like having a really long, drawn-out, frustrating conversation.

2517
02:47:54,380 --> 02:47:56,460
And we don't get anywhere either.

2518
02:47:57,800 --> 02:48:00,160
And the casuals are like, oh, this is shit.

2519
02:48:00,160 --> 02:48:09,620
It's a wicked Wednesday speedrun, guys.

2520
02:48:09,740 --> 02:48:10,380
It's all happening.

2521
02:48:10,540 --> 02:48:11,520
It's all happening fast.

2522
02:48:12,480 --> 02:48:13,860
Is that a helicopter?

2523
02:48:14,020 --> 02:48:15,020
Jesus Christ!

2524
02:48:15,940 --> 02:48:16,500
Watch out!

2525
02:48:16,540 --> 02:48:17,880
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

2526
02:48:17,980 --> 02:48:18,320
We'll get out!

2527
02:48:20,360 --> 02:48:22,720
The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite.

2528
02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:24,140
Not in a million years.

2529
02:48:24,140 --> 02:48:27,180
Mama Duck circumvents the license fee.

2530
02:48:27,300 --> 02:48:28,820
That's the fucking beauty of Mama Duck.

2531
02:48:29,840 --> 02:48:30,800
Look at Mama Duck.

2532
02:48:30,960 --> 02:48:32,380
It's come to a head now.

2533
02:48:32,760 --> 02:48:42,420
The GR Matrix, on behalf of the GR Matrix, the primary GTF subroute, and of course, you guessed it, the running diagnostic.

2534
02:48:44,000 --> 02:48:46,380
We want to say a big thank you very much, Mama Duck.

2535
02:48:46,440 --> 02:48:49,100
You have verified the Alpha 2450's key.

2536
02:48:49,840 --> 02:48:54,160
And we're confirming the frequency now that you've come through on.

2537
02:48:54,300 --> 02:48:59,220
We just want to say big, big, big thanks from everybody out here at the Galaxy to you.

2538
02:49:03,220 --> 02:49:05,920
You're keeping the spaceship on the right track.

2539
02:49:06,020 --> 02:49:06,740
Thank you very much.

2540
02:49:08,400 --> 02:49:09,520
And thank you very much.

2541
02:49:09,940 --> 02:49:10,880
And thank you.

2542
02:49:11,100 --> 02:49:11,840
And best of luck.

2543
02:49:12,120 --> 02:49:12,640
And thank you.

2544
02:49:23,400 --> 02:49:24,520
Gabe Logan.

2545
02:49:24,520 --> 02:49:24,600
Gabe Logan.

2546
02:49:24,600 --> 02:49:24,600
Gabe Logan.

2547
02:49:24,600 --> 02:49:25,520
Gabe Logan.

2548
02:49:25,520 --> 02:49:27,640
There's a name we haven't heard in a long time.

2549
02:49:29,640 --> 02:49:31,420
It's been a couple of weeks.

2550
02:49:33,560 --> 02:49:38,200
We started that with the best of intentions and it went by the wayside.

2551
02:49:40,200 --> 02:49:44,660
I don't know if or not you want to see any more of that Psyche on Pilgrim.

2552
02:49:44,660 --> 02:49:47,960
I personally wouldn't mind playing more Psyche on Pilgrim.

2553
02:49:48,740 --> 02:49:49,460
At some stage.

2554
02:49:49,540 --> 02:49:50,040
Not today.

2555
02:49:50,640 --> 02:49:52,960
But I don't think any of you want that.

2556
02:49:52,960 --> 02:49:57,180
By maritime law, article 5469.

2557
02:49:57,180 --> 02:50:00,880
I hereby declare Captain Benjamin Matthias unfit for duty.

2558
02:50:01,880 --> 02:50:04,360
A martyr must be delivered to the church.

2559
02:50:05,960 --> 02:50:07,720
Terrence, please.

2560
02:50:08,120 --> 02:50:09,020
I'm sorry, Ben.

2561
02:50:09,360 --> 02:50:10,660
I can't let you do this.

2562
02:50:12,680 --> 02:50:13,160
Traitor.

2563
02:50:14,360 --> 02:50:14,940
Heretic.

2564
02:50:15,400 --> 02:50:16,060
Hold his head.

2565
02:50:16,240 --> 02:50:16,820
Murderer!

2566
02:50:17,360 --> 02:50:18,240
Hold him.

2567
02:50:19,060 --> 02:50:19,900
Murderer!

2568
02:50:19,900 --> 02:50:20,900
Murderer!

2569
02:50:22,900 --> 02:50:23,900
Murderer!

2570
02:50:25,900 --> 02:50:26,900
Jesus, he got nailed.

2571
02:50:28,380 --> 02:50:28,900
Your man got nailed.

2572
02:50:30,740 --> 02:50:30,900
Dead.

2573
02:50:34,900 --> 02:50:36,080
No, it was an accident.

2574
02:50:36,080 --> 02:50:37,320
I had to stop him.

2575
02:50:37,420 --> 02:50:37,840
Oh, yeah.

2576
02:50:37,900 --> 02:50:38,600
Arrest the doctor.

2577
02:50:38,860 --> 02:50:40,060
Save it for the judge.

2578
02:50:41,640 --> 02:50:42,960
Save it for the judge.

2579
02:50:42,960 --> 02:50:56,680
He's struggling.

2580
02:50:56,920 --> 02:50:57,900
The bookie is struggling.

2581
02:50:58,040 --> 02:51:00,020
We need to put some stuff into his back.

2582
02:51:01,700 --> 02:51:03,460
Into his machine that goes green.

2583
02:51:07,660 --> 02:51:08,720
Small med pack.

2584
02:51:09,920 --> 02:51:10,780
Medium air can.

2585
02:51:10,780 --> 02:51:14,800
Could do with a few jerry cans full of health.

2586
02:51:17,140 --> 02:51:17,960
Three of them.

2587
02:51:25,440 --> 02:51:26,360
He's a monster.

2588
02:51:26,500 --> 02:51:27,780
Your man Ivan's a monster.

2589
02:51:27,980 --> 02:51:28,400
Isaac.

2590
02:51:28,620 --> 02:51:29,840
The Isaac index.

2591
02:51:35,180 --> 02:51:36,440
Save that game again.

2592
02:51:36,440 --> 02:51:36,520
Okay.

2593
02:51:36,520 --> 02:51:44,780
Jerry cans full of jerry men.

2594
02:51:46,520 --> 02:51:49,580
I've got a case full of jerry at home if you want.

2595
02:51:51,800 --> 02:51:54,600
I've got a box full of jerry men if you want some.

2596
02:51:54,600 --> 02:51:55,840
Such a vacuum.

2597
02:51:58,240 --> 02:51:59,600
Isaac Yates.

2598
02:52:03,600 --> 02:52:06,920
You've earned a trophy.

2599
02:52:07,080 --> 02:52:08,400
The trophy is merchant.

2600
02:52:09,680 --> 02:52:10,100
Good luck.

2601
02:52:10,920 --> 02:52:11,960
Oh, sorry.

2602
02:52:18,460 --> 02:52:19,200
That's great stuff.

2603
02:52:19,820 --> 02:52:20,940
That's great stuff as well.

2604
02:52:21,740 --> 02:52:23,740
Just so much great stuff happening in one go.

2605
02:52:23,820 --> 02:52:25,580
It's very hard to keep it contained.

2606
02:52:25,700 --> 02:52:26,440
Keep it in on things.

2607
02:52:26,440 --> 02:52:34,660
And there's a stasis unit as well.

2608
02:52:34,780 --> 02:52:35,400
It's great stuff.

2609
02:52:35,480 --> 02:52:37,160
We can charge that stasis up.

2610
02:52:37,240 --> 02:52:38,820
And it's been a while since we did that.

2611
02:52:39,520 --> 02:52:42,000
It's been a long time since we've had a nice bit of stasis.

2612
02:52:48,800 --> 02:52:51,340
Just take control of those guys once more.

2613
02:52:51,340 --> 02:52:54,180
It's a bit of catharsis there.

2614
02:52:56,000 --> 02:52:57,240
We doubled the charge.

2615
02:52:57,320 --> 02:52:58,480
We charged up the stasis.

2616
02:52:58,960 --> 02:53:00,760
And we charged up the catharsis.

2617
02:53:01,560 --> 02:53:02,340
So we're good to go.

2618
02:53:02,340 --> 02:53:04,720
It looks like some of the gravity plating is malfunctioning.

2619
02:53:05,280 --> 02:53:05,500
What?

2620
02:53:05,500 --> 02:53:08,620
Keep an eye out for any kind of distortion effect coming from the floor.

2621
02:53:08,980 --> 02:53:09,440
What?

2622
02:53:09,560 --> 02:53:10,280
It could be dangerous.

2623
02:53:10,980 --> 02:53:11,900
You're joking.

2624
02:53:14,700 --> 02:53:15,660
Fucking hell man.

2625
02:53:15,660 --> 02:53:16,960
They're laying it on thick.

2626
02:53:16,960 --> 02:53:19,780
It's wicked Wednesday.

2627
02:53:22,680 --> 02:53:24,720
And this is how they want to treat me, is it?

2628
02:53:28,400 --> 02:53:29,280
I've got stasis.

2629
02:53:29,760 --> 02:53:31,880
I don't care about any of these guys around here.

2630
02:53:31,920 --> 02:53:32,520
I've got stasis.

2631
02:53:32,980 --> 02:53:35,040
And I can go all day, baby.

2632
02:53:35,660 --> 02:53:37,400
I can go all day with the stasis.

2633
02:53:39,000 --> 02:53:39,960
Fucking where's he gone?

2634
02:53:40,380 --> 02:53:41,140
Where's he gone?

2635
02:53:42,560 --> 02:53:43,680
We haven't got all day.

2636
02:53:43,740 --> 02:53:44,420
We need to move.

2637
02:53:44,420 --> 02:53:45,700
We need to move fast.

2638
02:53:45,700 --> 02:53:55,980
Is he turned into invisibility?

2639
02:53:56,140 --> 02:53:56,380
Is he?

2640
02:53:56,460 --> 02:53:56,600
Is he?

2641
02:54:01,100 --> 02:54:02,340
Has he turned invisible?

2642
02:54:02,480 --> 02:54:02,820
That's that.

2643
02:54:03,220 --> 02:54:03,980
Is that him there?

2644
02:54:03,980 --> 02:54:04,020
Is that him there?

2645
02:54:10,780 --> 02:54:11,780
Jesus Christ.

2646
02:54:13,780 --> 02:54:14,400
Oh, look.

2647
02:54:15,000 --> 02:54:21,060
When they walk over the yoke there, it turns them into fucking David Icke.

2648
02:54:22,140 --> 02:54:24,060
We need to, uh...

2649
02:54:24,060 --> 02:54:27,540
We need to use our grav gun and smooth over it, I'd say.

2650
02:54:28,840 --> 02:54:30,280
Or stick to the side.

2651
02:54:30,280 --> 02:54:39,820
It's scary.

2652
02:54:40,080 --> 02:54:40,660
It's scary.

2653
02:54:40,660 --> 02:54:40,720
It's scary.

2654
02:54:46,940 --> 02:54:47,700
Good luck.

2655
02:54:48,640 --> 02:54:49,080
Hey.

2656
02:54:49,800 --> 02:54:52,640
The cutter is strong enough now after we did it up.

2657
02:54:52,760 --> 02:54:56,440
One of those blasts was enough to take that bad guy out.

2658
02:54:56,440 --> 02:55:03,560
Really looking forward to ranking up that pulse rifle as well.

2659
02:55:04,080 --> 02:55:06,300
I've been thinking about that for a while now.

2660
02:55:07,360 --> 02:55:10,140
It's gonna be amazing when it happens.

2661
02:55:17,600 --> 02:55:18,520
Pulse time.

2662
02:55:19,200 --> 02:55:22,840
And we've got another contender has entered the ring down there.

2663
02:55:23,700 --> 02:55:25,180
Is he gonna come around the corner, though?

2664
02:55:25,680 --> 02:55:27,980
Will he be smart enough to get over these vents?

2665
02:55:29,280 --> 02:55:30,700
Without getting shocked up.

2666
02:55:31,240 --> 02:55:32,220
He's over them.

2667
02:55:32,760 --> 02:55:33,420
He's over them.

2668
02:55:36,940 --> 02:55:37,580
Come on.

2669
02:55:37,580 --> 02:55:37,580
Come on.

2670
02:55:38,300 --> 02:55:38,980
Come on.

2671
02:55:40,020 --> 02:55:40,660
Oh, he's smart.

2672
02:55:41,700 --> 02:55:42,400
He's learned.

2673
02:55:43,620 --> 02:55:44,320
He's learned.

2674
02:55:45,220 --> 02:55:46,200
But he's got no legs.

2675
02:55:47,860 --> 02:55:49,040
No arms now either.

2676
02:55:49,520 --> 02:55:50,500
And a shtambe as well.

2677
02:55:50,720 --> 02:55:52,120
Just to make things credible.

2678
02:55:52,880 --> 02:55:54,320
Just for the fucking laugh.

2679
02:55:55,020 --> 02:55:55,640
There we go.

2680
02:55:56,380 --> 02:55:58,320
Just to make sure he's definitely...

2681
02:55:58,320 --> 02:55:58,880
Look at the...

2682
02:55:58,880 --> 02:56:00,000
Oh, mess.

2683
02:56:01,080 --> 02:56:02,060
What a mess.

2684
02:56:03,180 --> 02:56:03,780
Yes.

2685
02:56:04,820 --> 02:56:05,460
Yes.

2686
02:56:05,460 --> 02:56:05,580
Yes.

2687
02:56:05,580 --> 02:56:09,020
Really pleased with the way that turned out.

2688
02:56:09,920 --> 02:56:11,100
That was a great situation.

2689
02:56:12,940 --> 02:56:13,940
Very, very...

2690
02:56:13,940 --> 02:56:16,780
It was very clever of him as well to work out what...

2691
02:56:16,780 --> 02:56:18,080
Look at these guys.

2692
02:56:18,860 --> 02:56:19,420
Scum.

2693
02:56:21,600 --> 02:56:22,720
Fucking scum, man.

2694
02:56:24,680 --> 02:56:25,120
Call...

2695
02:56:25,120 --> 02:56:26,620
Someone call the guards fast.

2696
02:56:27,180 --> 02:56:29,500
Someone call the guards telling us mutants and everything.

2697
02:56:31,640 --> 02:56:32,520
Call an ambulance.

2698
02:56:32,660 --> 02:56:33,080
Call everyone.

2699
02:56:33,080 --> 02:56:37,240
Fucking scum.

2700
02:56:37,240 --> 02:56:37,680
Oh.

2701
02:56:40,160 --> 02:56:40,640
Helmet.

2702
02:56:43,980 --> 02:56:45,180
Just disgusting.

2703
02:56:47,040 --> 02:56:49,440
There's a lot of scuminess going on as well.

2704
02:56:49,520 --> 02:56:51,520
There's not much you can do about the scuminess.

2705
02:56:51,680 --> 02:56:52,420
They come out...

2706
02:56:52,420 --> 02:56:53,040
You're fast.

2707
02:56:53,240 --> 02:56:53,960
Fucking furious.

2708
02:56:54,960 --> 02:56:55,960
It's too fast.

2709
02:56:56,040 --> 02:56:56,900
It's too furious.

2710
02:56:57,940 --> 02:56:59,060
It's pure Vin Diesel.

2711
02:56:59,800 --> 02:57:01,360
And vindictive as well.

2712
02:57:02,040 --> 02:57:03,320
I heard about Vin Diesel.

2713
02:57:03,800 --> 02:57:06,280
He has a bit of a fucking vindictive streak in him.

2714
02:57:06,360 --> 02:57:07,700
Would I be right in saying that?

2715
02:57:10,500 --> 02:57:12,180
Oh no, he's meant to be a nice guy.

2716
02:57:17,620 --> 02:57:19,160
He's meant to be a nice guy.

2717
02:57:19,920 --> 02:57:21,720
Daniel Gallagher's a nice guy as well.

2718
02:57:21,780 --> 02:57:22,480
Thank you very much.

2719
02:57:23,220 --> 02:57:24,900
Tell Jake Wright he's fucked.

2720
02:57:25,900 --> 02:57:27,120
Well, Jake...

2721
02:57:27,120 --> 02:57:29,520
You heard the message there from Daniel Gallagher.

2722
02:57:31,360 --> 02:57:35,900
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but...

2723
02:57:35,900 --> 02:57:36,560
You're fucked.

2724
02:57:37,440 --> 02:57:40,740
I was hoping they would come up there and say you're fucked, but I did.

2725
02:57:41,520 --> 02:57:43,740
Thanks very much, Maria...

2726
02:57:43,740 --> 02:57:44,700
Maria McChrystal.

2727
02:57:45,060 --> 02:57:46,780
Let's get one more on those, uh...

2728
02:57:46,780 --> 02:57:48,340
You're fucked again for...

2729
02:57:48,340 --> 02:57:49,060
Jake Wright.

2730
02:57:49,560 --> 02:57:50,260
You're fucked.

2731
02:57:52,120 --> 02:57:54,220
It's not fucking doing it right.

2732
02:57:57,480 --> 02:57:58,920
Yeah, Jake Wright, man.

2733
02:57:59,500 --> 02:58:00,160
You're fucked.

2734
02:58:03,160 --> 02:58:03,880
There we go.

2735
02:58:09,700 --> 02:58:11,560
So now we did that.

2736
02:58:11,660 --> 02:58:13,920
We came the right way down there.

2737
02:58:14,140 --> 02:58:15,900
Then we fucking went down here.

2738
02:58:16,100 --> 02:58:19,760
We need to use the grav gun, the grav glove, to get these guys on the way.

2739
02:58:19,760 --> 02:58:25,880
We have a gravity-bong experience there.

2740
02:58:27,400 --> 02:58:28,160
Oh.

2741
02:58:31,160 --> 02:58:33,320
We have another Jessop.

2742
02:58:34,180 --> 02:58:37,020
Another Jessop has entered the realm.

2743
02:58:41,300 --> 02:58:44,300
His name is Julian Joachim.

2744
02:58:45,720 --> 02:58:47,980
Age and location unknown.

2745
02:58:49,400 --> 02:58:49,980
Profession.

2746
02:58:50,480 --> 02:58:51,940
Ex-footballer.

2747
02:58:52,860 --> 02:58:53,260
Repeat.

2748
02:58:53,540 --> 02:58:54,740
Ex-footballer.

2749
02:58:55,340 --> 02:58:56,320
Turned mutant.

2750
02:58:57,920 --> 02:58:59,780
Joachim is lurking.

2751
02:58:59,880 --> 02:59:01,000
He's crawling somewhere.

2752
02:59:03,080 --> 02:59:05,180
I think he played for Man City.

2753
02:59:05,180 --> 02:59:06,940
I think he played for Man City.

2754
02:59:06,940 --> 02:59:09,140
I think he played for Man City.

2755
02:59:10,720 --> 02:59:12,680
Get the fuck away from me, you.

2756
02:59:13,040 --> 02:59:14,000
Father fucks.

2757
02:59:26,940 --> 02:59:28,020
Joachim.

2758
02:59:28,020 --> 02:59:32,700
Joachim Phoenix.

2759
02:59:37,660 --> 02:59:38,960
Joachim Phoenix.

2760
02:59:41,040 --> 02:59:43,480
Okay, we've got a new monster, guys.

2761
02:59:43,740 --> 02:59:44,900
Wicked Wednesday is here.

2762
02:59:45,760 --> 02:59:47,780
Welcome to Wicked Wednesday, everyone.

2763
02:59:48,440 --> 02:59:49,920
Welcome to the Wicked Wednesday.

2764
02:59:50,100 --> 02:59:51,500
We've got a brand new monster.

2765
02:59:51,800 --> 02:59:54,600
His name is Joachim Phoenix.

2766
02:59:54,780 --> 02:59:55,140
Repeat.

2767
02:59:56,040 --> 02:59:57,580
Joachim Phoenix.

2768
02:59:58,080 --> 03:00:00,380
He's hiding behind a gate there.

2769
03:00:00,560 --> 03:00:01,860
And we're going to kill this guy.

2770
03:00:02,820 --> 03:00:03,380
He's scum.

2771
03:00:07,460 --> 03:00:08,440
I don't want to...

2772
03:00:08,440 --> 03:00:11,060
I hate to say it, but he's scum.

2773
03:00:11,740 --> 03:00:13,200
I don't want to say that.

2774
03:00:16,920 --> 03:00:17,960
But he's scum.

2775
03:00:17,960 --> 03:00:45,100
That was Joachim taking full control of the situation like a boss.

2776
03:00:45,100 --> 03:00:47,720
And what we've got to do is...

2777
03:00:47,720 --> 03:00:49,600
We're a boss in this situation.

2778
03:00:49,800 --> 03:00:52,020
We employ Joachim Phoenix.

2779
03:00:52,800 --> 03:00:56,500
And it's time to give Joachim his P-45.

2780
03:01:09,460 --> 03:01:11,220
Oh, I've got the Stasys as well.

2781
03:01:13,600 --> 03:01:14,320
This is...

2782
03:01:14,320 --> 03:01:15,940
This is just getting music.

2783
03:01:16,120 --> 03:01:17,640
This is music to my ears.

2784
03:01:17,740 --> 03:01:18,600
We've got the Stasys.

2785
03:01:21,460 --> 03:01:22,980
One of the Stasys deal.

2786
03:01:23,640 --> 03:01:25,440
How about that for some Stasys, man?

2787
03:01:26,340 --> 03:01:27,240
How about this?

2788
03:01:29,460 --> 03:01:30,300
Big energy.

2789
03:01:30,440 --> 03:01:30,880
Big love.

2790
03:01:30,960 --> 03:01:31,560
Big monster.

2791
03:01:32,840 --> 03:01:33,280
Fuck.

2792
03:01:33,280 --> 03:01:40,660
And he's alive for round two.

2793
03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:42,020
And he's alive for round two.

2794
03:01:43,120 --> 03:01:44,340
Stasys on you, man.

2795
03:01:56,420 --> 03:01:57,300
That's him done.

2796
03:01:57,500 --> 03:01:58,260
He's Dunskies.

2797
03:01:59,160 --> 03:02:00,860
Julian Joachim is no more.

2798
03:02:02,700 --> 03:02:04,880
Joachim Phoenix has been defeated.

2799
03:02:05,320 --> 03:02:09,460
The evil Phoenix will no longer be rising from the flames.

2800
03:02:13,560 --> 03:02:15,700
Tom thought he was in love when I came alive.

2801
03:02:16,160 --> 03:02:18,640
Turned out I was the hardest thing he'd ever had to chew.

2802
03:02:21,340 --> 03:02:24,420
Turns out he bit off more than he can chew, old Joachim.

2803
03:02:37,780 --> 03:02:39,540
Really glad that we killed that guy.

2804
03:02:40,700 --> 03:02:41,840
He was nothing but trouble.

2805
03:02:42,480 --> 03:02:43,220
Look at this.

2806
03:02:43,800 --> 03:02:45,000
Face has gone lula.

2807
03:02:45,860 --> 03:02:47,680
They need to get electricians in.

2808
03:02:47,800 --> 03:02:49,300
They need the whole Shambuzy.

2809
03:02:49,400 --> 03:02:51,460
It's an absolute fucking cluster.

2810
03:02:52,520 --> 03:02:53,860
It's a cluster feck.

2811
03:02:56,200 --> 03:02:58,640
Maybe I can Stasi these guys into next week.

2812
03:02:59,880 --> 03:03:00,320
Yes.

2813
03:03:00,720 --> 03:03:02,720
Don't touch the fucking Stasi pipes.

2814
03:03:03,180 --> 03:03:04,500
Otherwise you might get Dunin.

2815
03:03:06,500 --> 03:03:07,840
And then use the computer.

2816
03:03:08,200 --> 03:03:08,340
Yeah.

2817
03:03:09,340 --> 03:03:11,020
So, objective complete.

2818
03:03:11,160 --> 03:03:11,540
Well done.

2819
03:03:11,700 --> 03:03:12,680
Power system back on.

2820
03:03:12,680 --> 03:03:13,660
Power system box rerouted.

2821
03:03:14,660 --> 03:03:16,820
I'm making sound progress with the tracking grid.

2822
03:03:17,020 --> 03:03:18,220
We're making sound progress.

2823
03:03:18,360 --> 03:03:18,840
Did you hear that?

2824
03:03:18,940 --> 03:03:19,440
One of the hands is taking a hot time.

2825
03:03:20,040 --> 03:03:20,500
Keep moving.

2826
03:03:25,960 --> 03:03:28,020
R.E.O. Weed Wagon.

2827
03:03:28,220 --> 03:03:29,180
Thank you very much.

2828
03:03:30,020 --> 03:03:32,340
R.E.O. Weed Wagon.

2829
03:03:33,560 --> 03:03:34,300
Thank you.

2830
03:03:34,700 --> 03:03:38,940
You're an absolute primary subroutine.

2831
03:03:41,060 --> 03:03:42,260
Confirmed checksum.

2832
03:03:43,940 --> 03:03:46,340
And Jake Wright is out there as well.

2833
03:03:46,340 --> 03:03:48,380
Spinning yarns and tails.

2834
03:03:49,100 --> 03:03:50,580
Jake Wright has said,

2835
03:03:50,920 --> 03:03:52,000
Tell Daniel Gallagher.

2836
03:03:52,800 --> 03:03:53,760
He's fucked.

2837
03:03:55,480 --> 03:03:56,560
Sorry Daniel.

2838
03:03:56,760 --> 03:03:57,300
You heard it.

2839
03:03:57,360 --> 03:03:58,620
You heard it here first.

2840
03:03:59,180 --> 03:04:00,320
Daniel Gallagher.

2841
03:04:00,700 --> 03:04:01,360
You're fucked.

2842
03:04:08,560 --> 03:04:10,360
Hashtag wicked Wednesday guys.

2843
03:04:10,500 --> 03:04:11,760
You know what time of the week it is.

2844
03:04:11,820 --> 03:04:12,360
It's Wednesday.

2845
03:04:12,680 --> 03:04:13,180
It's wicked.

2846
03:04:13,380 --> 03:04:14,280
It's wicked Wednesday.

2847
03:04:14,780 --> 03:04:15,700
Everyone do that.

2848
03:04:16,680 --> 03:04:17,120
Now.

2849
03:04:20,160 --> 03:04:23,580
Thank you very much for joining us on Wicked Wednesday.

2850
03:04:24,040 --> 03:04:26,980
Which is another day of the week story.

2851
03:04:33,720 --> 03:04:35,340
We've made good progress.

2852
03:04:35,340 --> 03:04:39,820
Joe Chimp Phoenix is aboard the space blimp.

2853
03:04:42,620 --> 03:04:46,800
You did well to get on board the space blimp minister.

2854
03:04:48,560 --> 03:04:54,340
But which way will you be voting in the upcoming referendum on Joe Chimp?

2855
03:04:55,600 --> 03:04:56,640
We want to.

2856
03:04:56,880 --> 03:05:00,380
We're voting on whether or not to legalize Joe Chimp Phoenix.

2857
03:05:01,960 --> 03:05:03,280
In Ireland.

2858
03:05:05,280 --> 03:05:06,960
It's an archaic law.

2859
03:05:07,760 --> 03:05:09,020
Joe Chimp has been.

2860
03:05:10,420 --> 03:05:11,980
Outlawed here through.

2861
03:05:12,720 --> 03:05:13,640
Generations.

2862
03:05:17,860 --> 03:05:20,640
Will you be supporting the Chimp minister?

2863
03:05:22,640 --> 03:05:24,880
The Chimp is not my problem.

2864
03:05:25,020 --> 03:05:26,160
It's not the government's problem.

2865
03:05:27,640 --> 03:05:30,320
The Chimp will be a matter of hearts and minds.

2866
03:05:30,660 --> 03:05:35,040
The upcoming referendum on whether or not to let the Chimp out of its enclosure.

2867
03:05:36,240 --> 03:05:37,160
The Dublin Zoo.

2868
03:05:37,780 --> 03:05:38,860
It's something which.

2869
03:05:39,200 --> 03:05:41,060
It's a contentious issue.

2870
03:05:42,380 --> 03:05:44,160
We are going to be making.

2871
03:05:44,260 --> 03:05:45,340
We've also got Brexit.

2872
03:05:45,520 --> 03:05:47,300
We're staring down the barrel of the gun.

2873
03:05:47,680 --> 03:05:48,580
Fuck the hell.

2874
03:05:49,920 --> 03:05:50,600
Joe Chimp.

2875
03:05:51,800 --> 03:05:52,540
Joe Chimp.

2876
03:05:55,040 --> 03:05:56,680
Reload the fucking Chimp, man.

2877
03:05:57,440 --> 03:05:58,020
Because it's.

2878
03:05:59,580 --> 03:06:00,600
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2879
03:06:01,260 --> 03:06:01,700
Whoa.

2880
03:06:02,640 --> 03:06:04,680
Stop the fucking Chimp for a minute.

2881
03:06:05,740 --> 03:06:08,180
Who told those lads to come out and party?

2882
03:06:09,860 --> 03:06:12,220
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

2883
03:06:13,760 --> 03:06:16,640
Tell your friends to fucking hold fire.

2884
03:06:16,700 --> 03:06:27,740
They didn't even bring any cans.

2885
03:06:28,600 --> 03:06:29,240
Fucking Shaden.

2886
03:06:34,080 --> 03:06:35,040
BYOB, guys.

2887
03:06:36,120 --> 03:06:38,800
Don't come to my house parking with nothing in your hands.

2888
03:06:38,920 --> 03:06:39,320
Do you know what I mean?

2889
03:06:40,920 --> 03:06:42,560
Those guys turned up with nothing.

2890
03:06:43,200 --> 03:06:44,300
And they left with.

2891
03:06:44,520 --> 03:06:45,940
They left without their lives.

2892
03:06:49,520 --> 03:06:51,140
House parties in space.

2893
03:06:51,500 --> 03:06:52,280
Just be warned.

2894
03:06:57,100 --> 03:06:57,700
All right.

2895
03:06:57,700 --> 03:06:57,720
All right.

2896
03:06:57,800 --> 03:06:58,020
Okay.

2897
03:06:58,160 --> 03:07:01,820
Well, we've got any health in our nodule box.

2898
03:07:02,480 --> 03:07:02,840
We do.

2899
03:07:03,480 --> 03:07:04,740
We have a medium Medipac.

2900
03:07:04,820 --> 03:07:05,620
We'll use that, Pat.

2901
03:07:06,180 --> 03:07:06,960
You're a journalist.

2902
03:07:07,120 --> 03:07:08,440
You've heard of Medipacs, Pat.

2903
03:07:09,920 --> 03:07:10,940
Look, you're a doctor.

2904
03:07:11,060 --> 03:07:12,240
You've heard of Medipacs.

2905
03:07:13,060 --> 03:07:19,220
I interviewed over 50 medical professionals who are contemporaries of Frank McMedipac.

2906
03:07:19,860 --> 03:07:22,020
I interviewed Moira McMedipac.

2907
03:07:22,600 --> 03:07:27,880
She described Angela McMedipac as the angel of the heels.

2908
03:07:34,520 --> 03:07:35,600
Now we're here.

2909
03:07:35,600 --> 03:07:44,860
Frank's book is about space.

2910
03:07:45,800 --> 03:07:49,180
What do you know about gravity and space?

2911
03:07:49,540 --> 03:07:51,720
What do you know about the amount of gravity in space?

2912
03:07:52,220 --> 03:07:52,620
Zero.

2913
03:07:54,500 --> 03:07:55,020
Zero.

2914
03:08:01,440 --> 03:08:05,800
You seem to have a morbid fascination with healing.

2915
03:08:07,380 --> 03:08:08,200
Aaron Flood.

2916
03:08:08,320 --> 03:08:09,500
How the hell are you, Aaron?

2917
03:08:10,400 --> 03:08:11,440
It's great to have you back.

2918
03:08:13,520 --> 03:08:16,360
You've probably been off helping other people do games, have you?

2919
03:08:18,200 --> 03:08:21,260
I thought I was the only one, man.

2920
03:08:24,820 --> 03:08:27,700
You've been pumping teeth at me with other streamers, man.

2921
03:08:30,140 --> 03:08:30,980
Stream teeth.

2922
03:08:30,980 --> 03:08:33,340
Fuck you, man.

2923
03:08:33,760 --> 03:08:34,800
Get out of my car.

2924
03:08:34,940 --> 03:08:36,020
Get out of my spaceship.

2925
03:08:37,160 --> 03:08:38,240
Get off my boots.

2926
03:08:38,300 --> 03:08:39,660
I just bought the gravity boots.

2927
03:08:39,740 --> 03:08:41,540
They're new and you're fucking leaving a mark on them.

2928
03:08:42,980 --> 03:08:45,040
I'm just after getting these.

2929
03:08:48,560 --> 03:08:49,000
Help.

2930
03:08:51,000 --> 03:08:51,680
Oh, dear.

2931
03:08:57,680 --> 03:08:58,080
Man.

2932
03:08:59,080 --> 03:08:59,520
Down.

2933
03:09:00,280 --> 03:09:00,760
Down.

2934
03:09:00,760 --> 03:09:00,880
Down.

2935
03:09:01,880 --> 03:09:02,400
Down.

2936
03:09:02,400 --> 03:09:02,520
Down.

2937
03:09:03,380 --> 03:09:04,160
Get down.

2938
03:09:05,600 --> 03:09:06,580
Get down.

2939
03:09:08,580 --> 03:09:09,360
Get down.

2940
03:09:12,760 --> 03:09:13,320
Yeti.

2941
03:09:14,600 --> 03:09:15,160
Yeti.

2942
03:09:17,560 --> 03:09:18,720
Sorry about that.

2943
03:09:19,720 --> 03:09:20,620
Fucking hell.

2944
03:09:21,660 --> 03:09:22,200
And the new boots.

2945
03:09:22,200 --> 03:09:22,520
And the new boots.

2946
03:09:22,520 --> 03:09:22,520
And the new boots.

2947
03:09:22,520 --> 03:09:23,320
I'm after getting.

2948
03:09:23,320 --> 03:09:26,980
I'm just after getting out of Hall Byron's with the new rocks.

2949
03:09:27,620 --> 03:09:31,800
And these slime balls come and fucking slime all over them.

2950
03:09:33,000 --> 03:09:33,600
Soal.

2951
03:09:33,800 --> 03:09:35,200
Leather upholstered.

2952
03:09:35,580 --> 03:09:36,000
Everything.

2953
03:09:37,620 --> 03:09:38,620
I can't believe it.

2954
03:09:38,620 --> 03:09:38,620
I had a pair of new rocks.

2955
03:09:38,620 --> 03:09:43,000
I had a pair of new rocks that came up to the knee.

2956
03:09:43,000 --> 03:09:45,580
I had a black leather overcoat.

2957
03:09:46,000 --> 03:09:47,660
Real Columbine vibes.

2958
03:09:48,160 --> 03:09:50,260
I had a black shirt that said death.

2959
03:09:51,140 --> 03:09:53,000
Death, death, death, death, nine seven.

2960
03:09:53,680 --> 03:09:56,520
I also had a couple of Sepultura CDs.

2961
03:09:57,440 --> 03:09:59,840
I had a fucking cradle of filth DVD.

2962
03:10:00,840 --> 03:10:03,640
I had another pair of new rocks in the box.

2963
03:10:04,300 --> 03:10:04,700
Unboxed.

2964
03:10:04,800 --> 03:10:08,240
I was going to do an unboxing of the new rocks once I got back to the box.

2965
03:10:09,520 --> 03:10:13,480
And then these fucking Lula cases come out the matrix.

2966
03:10:13,980 --> 03:10:15,080
I want to tell you something.

2967
03:10:15,840 --> 03:10:16,860
If you're out there.

2968
03:10:16,940 --> 03:10:17,820
You're watching me now.

2969
03:10:17,900 --> 03:10:20,800
You're thinking you're going to spook me by jumping out of the mainframe.

2970
03:10:21,260 --> 03:10:22,400
It's not going to work.

2971
03:10:23,040 --> 03:10:25,780
I'm packed to the rafters with pulse rifle rounds.

2972
03:10:26,180 --> 03:10:27,500
And I've updated the cutter.

2973
03:10:27,660 --> 03:10:29,140
It's level three or four pat.

2974
03:10:29,260 --> 03:10:31,720
You wouldn't understand what I'm dealing with here.

2975
03:10:32,400 --> 03:10:33,440
Just try me.

2976
03:10:34,000 --> 03:10:37,600
Message for all you spook houders out there.

2977
03:10:38,240 --> 03:10:39,000
Try me.

2978
03:10:39,720 --> 03:10:40,720
It's wicked Wednesday.

2979
03:10:41,240 --> 03:10:44,520
You think I'm going to let things get to me?

2980
03:10:44,640 --> 03:10:45,420
Not going to happen.

2981
03:10:51,920 --> 03:10:53,740
I want to grab these guys.

2982
03:10:54,120 --> 03:10:55,400
And bring them back.

2983
03:10:56,400 --> 03:10:59,020
And put some fucking manners on them.

2984
03:10:59,140 --> 03:10:59,800
Sorry about this word.

2985
03:10:59,880 --> 03:11:00,980
Put some manners on them.

2986
03:11:02,300 --> 03:11:05,560
Also, I want to bring them back to the space cab.

2987
03:11:05,560 --> 03:11:07,520
Where we fucking chillax the cacks.

2988
03:11:08,800 --> 03:11:11,360
And put this guy here on a chair.

2989
03:11:12,440 --> 03:11:14,600
Turn all the lights off so it's black.

2990
03:11:14,940 --> 03:11:16,220
And then play Sepultura.

2991
03:11:16,820 --> 03:11:19,120
At 11 volume.

2992
03:11:19,960 --> 03:11:21,480
So it's just white noise.

2993
03:11:22,700 --> 03:11:23,420
And then...

2994
03:11:23,420 --> 03:11:27,160
Just fucking do some dancing with blow sticks.

2995
03:11:27,460 --> 03:11:28,360
Might spook him out.

2996
03:11:30,160 --> 03:11:31,300
Might put manners on him.

2997
03:11:31,380 --> 03:11:42,200
Daniel Gallagher stole wicked Wednesday.

2998
03:11:42,200 --> 03:11:42,600
Really?

2999
03:11:42,600 --> 03:11:43,200
Is he...

3000
03:11:43,200 --> 03:11:43,600
Is he...

3001
03:11:43,600 --> 03:11:44,100
Is he...

3002
03:11:44,100 --> 03:11:44,600
Where's...

3003
03:11:44,600 --> 03:11:45,820
Are we still in Wednesday?

3004
03:11:45,940 --> 03:11:46,040
No?

3005
03:11:46,720 --> 03:11:47,780
It's half nine.

3006
03:11:47,900 --> 03:11:49,020
Keep your cloud in soft.

3007
03:11:49,020 --> 03:11:53,340
Where am I going here?

3008
03:11:53,800 --> 03:11:55,860
Up or down or where am I going?

3009
03:11:57,580 --> 03:11:58,420
Going down.

3010
03:12:00,580 --> 03:12:01,440
I'd say down.

3011
03:12:03,540 --> 03:12:04,740
Isaac, listen up.

3012
03:12:05,220 --> 03:12:06,580
I've gone over the MedSci reports.

3013
03:12:07,120 --> 03:12:08,800
These things are biorecombinators.

3014
03:12:09,220 --> 03:12:12,460
They take dead tissue, absorb it, and mold it into new forms.

3015
03:12:12,460 --> 03:12:13,880
Aw, for a fuck.

3016
03:12:13,880 --> 03:12:16,080
One iteration seems to have the sole purpose of infecting corpses.

3017
03:12:16,820 --> 03:12:18,100
The others...

3018
03:12:18,100 --> 03:12:20,780
Well, seem to be making corpses to infect.

3019
03:12:21,180 --> 03:12:21,960
Oh, no.

3020
03:12:21,960 --> 03:12:24,440
And that body tissue we keep seeing on the walls is part of it, too.

3021
03:12:25,180 --> 03:12:27,800
I found a report that says it's a habitat changer.

3022
03:12:28,020 --> 03:12:28,420
Fuck!

3023
03:12:28,420 --> 03:12:28,920
Fuck!

3024
03:12:28,920 --> 03:12:28,920
Fuck!

3025
03:12:28,920 --> 03:12:34,320
OK.

3026
03:12:53,520 --> 03:12:54,240
Jesus.

3027
03:12:57,040 --> 03:13:00,240
Trying to move in front. And she does with an ace.

3028
03:13:03,520 --> 03:13:09,220
Look at it. It's the way it was. It's just the way things were back in that time of the mutual youth.

3029
03:13:09,280 --> 03:13:14,040
You know that. It's nothing personal. There's no malice intended. There's no malice in it. OK.

3030
03:13:15,040 --> 03:13:16,800
There was no malice in the attack.

3031
03:13:25,160 --> 03:13:34,660
The lanes of Limerick. Quib the... if that was you that did the...

3032
03:13:34,660 --> 03:13:45,080
...Messos Otzel Simulator. I just wanted to be known that I've watched... I've looked back on that image a few times...

3033
03:13:45,080 --> 03:13:50,580
...and there's different things that creep up out of nowhere. And I appreciate the level of detail that was put into it.

3034
03:13:53,580 --> 03:13:55,580
And I'll show that...

3035
03:13:56,580 --> 03:13:57,580
...when I can.

3036
03:13:57,580 --> 03:14:00,580
I can't at the moment. What the hell happened here?

3037
03:14:01,580 --> 03:14:02,580
Oh, we need to move.

3038
03:14:04,580 --> 03:14:05,580
We need to move. We've no air.

3039
03:14:23,080 --> 03:14:23,580
Fuck.

3040
03:14:24,580 --> 03:14:25,080
Stasi.

3041
03:14:26,080 --> 03:14:28,580
We've got no Stasi. Great stuff. Great stuff. We're cut.

3042
03:14:31,580 --> 03:14:31,580
I think we're cut.

3043
03:14:31,580 --> 03:14:32,580
Yeah, we're cut.

3044
03:14:34,580 --> 03:14:35,580
I think we're cut.

3045
03:14:35,580 --> 03:14:48,080
You know why? I keep shooting them in the head with the cut.

3046
03:14:48,080 --> 03:14:50,580
And are you just meant to aim for the limbs with that?

3047
03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:53,080
Because I like shooting them in the head with it as well.

3048
03:14:53,080 --> 03:14:54,080
It feels good.

3049
03:14:54,080 --> 03:14:55,080
It feels right.

3050
03:14:55,080 --> 03:14:57,080
It feels truthful.

3051
03:14:57,080 --> 03:14:59,080
But if I do that, am I...

3052
03:14:59,080 --> 03:15:01,580
Am I not utilizing the strongest part of...

3053
03:15:01,580 --> 03:15:03,580
...or...component of the gun?

3054
03:15:07,080 --> 03:15:08,580
Limbs. Aim for limbs.

3055
03:15:08,580 --> 03:15:09,080
Okay.

3056
03:15:10,580 --> 03:15:11,580
Limbs are the best.

3057
03:15:11,580 --> 03:15:13,580
They're not the best anymore. They're gone.

3058
03:15:23,580 --> 03:15:24,580
Greetings from...

3059
03:15:24,580 --> 03:15:25,580
...from Brooklyn.

3060
03:15:25,580 --> 03:15:27,580
...dash...

3061
03:15:28,580 --> 03:15:29,080
...hello to you.

3062
03:15:29,080 --> 03:15:30,080
And Sean as well.

3063
03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:32,080
Thank you very much everyone who's watching.

3064
03:15:32,080 --> 03:15:33,080
And...

3065
03:15:33,080 --> 03:15:35,080
Sean, thank you very much for your tip.

3066
03:15:36,080 --> 03:15:37,080
Very, very kind of you, Sean.

3067
03:15:38,080 --> 03:15:39,080
We've got your number.

3068
03:15:39,080 --> 03:15:40,080
Okay. We've got your number.

3069
03:15:40,080 --> 03:15:42,080
We know your IP address as well.

3070
03:15:42,080 --> 03:15:43,080
And we're gonna be...

3071
03:15:43,080 --> 03:15:44,080
We'll be keeping that.

3072
03:15:45,080 --> 03:15:46,080
We'll be keeping that one, Sean.

3073
03:15:48,080 --> 03:15:49,080
So, you know, don't...

3074
03:15:49,580 --> 03:15:50,080
Don't mess around.

3075
03:15:52,080 --> 03:15:52,580
Is all I'm saying.

3076
03:15:52,580 --> 03:15:53,580
But thank you very much, Sean.

3077
03:15:53,580 --> 03:15:55,080
I hope that you're keeping well.

3078
03:15:55,080 --> 03:15:56,580
Welcome to the studio.

3079
03:15:56,580 --> 03:15:57,580
It's great to have you, Sean.

3080
03:15:58,580 --> 03:16:00,580
Uh, we've also got another HD...

3081
03:16:00,580 --> 03:16:02,580
...fully operational studio here.

3082
03:16:03,580 --> 03:16:05,580
And we've got a couple of billboards as well, Sean.

3083
03:16:05,580 --> 03:16:07,580
I bet you never thought you'd see this, Sean.

3084
03:16:08,580 --> 03:16:11,580
Me on a billboard in Times Square shouting your name.

3085
03:16:11,580 --> 03:16:12,580
Sean!

3086
03:16:13,580 --> 03:16:14,580
Sean!

3087
03:16:15,580 --> 03:16:45,580
Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean Sean

3088
03:16:45,580 --> 03:17:12,020
Sean? Hello Sean? Sean? Sean? Sean? Sean? Sean? Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out!

3089
03:17:14,020 --> 03:17:42,460
And thank you very much for the Sean. Sean pipe. Power lock enable. Override the power lock. This will use a power node, yeah? Why not?

3090
03:17:42,460 --> 03:17:50,460
There's no goodies and treats inside here, is there? Fuck it. If there isn't, I'll eat my hat. I don't even have a hat. There's goodies and treats.

3091
03:17:50,460 --> 03:18:10,900
Wicked Wednesday continues in full force as we reach the goodies and treats section of this fucking ship. Whatever it is. And the locker rooms as well. Locker room talk. Donald Trump on the campaign trail.

3092
03:18:10,900 --> 03:18:21,900
2016. Remember those days. Remember those days. Thank god. It's all over now.

3093
03:18:21,900 --> 03:18:45,500
What the fuck? The stomach is grumbling now, I can feel the stomach grumbling. And we've

3094
03:18:45,500 --> 03:19:09,100
got another one of these little babies trying to get at me. Fuck. Edgar Allen Blowfish. Lawrence Llewellyn Blowfish. Blowfly. Lawrence Llewellyn Jim

3095
03:19:09,100 --> 03:19:28,100
Bone. From fuckin' Bullseye. They spliced Lawrence Llewellyn Bone and Jim Bone to create Lawrence Llewellyn Jim Bone. It's fucked up. But it's just the way things are. You need to go and find help fast.

3096
03:19:28,100 --> 03:19:44,780
Power transferred to the ADS. Great stuff, ADS. Control system suction box rerouted. I'm getting a reading. Almost there. I'm getting a reading too.

3097
03:19:47,100 --> 03:20:03,620
The reading is this. Let's get the fuck out of here before we get done in by Bandersnatches. Couple of Kevin Bacons down there, man. There's a Kevin Bacon heading our way now. Two F-16s have just set off from Kevin Bacon's gaff. And they're headed your way.

3098
03:20:07,620 --> 03:20:11,680
Oh, they know what to do. Look. They're avoiding. They're avoiding the fucking thing.

3099
03:20:15,880 --> 03:20:19,480
So happy that guy's dead. So happy he died.

3100
03:20:25,620 --> 03:20:28,140
Fucking look. But where's these guys?

3101
03:20:31,620 --> 03:20:32,360
Me too.

3102
03:20:34,400 --> 03:20:35,360
There's another one.

3103
03:20:35,360 --> 03:20:38,280
Fucking hell.

3104
03:20:39,220 --> 03:20:39,620
Scary.

3105
03:20:44,620 --> 03:20:45,640
Trying to come at me.

3106
03:20:46,220 --> 03:20:49,920
Trying to come at me on Wicked Wednesday just isn't a good idea, guys.

3107
03:20:50,740 --> 03:20:51,020
Okay.

3108
03:20:52,280 --> 03:20:53,280
Team up together.

3109
03:20:53,700 --> 03:20:54,480
Team up Pookie.

3110
03:20:55,320 --> 03:20:57,180
Do your homework. Do your research.

3111
03:20:57,340 --> 03:20:58,060
Read your history.

3112
03:20:58,680 --> 03:21:00,280
You know that I'm not to be messed with.

3113
03:21:00,340 --> 03:21:01,500
I'm to be feared, if anything.

3114
03:21:02,740 --> 03:21:03,500
Fear me.

3115
03:21:05,020 --> 03:21:05,740
Fear me.

3116
03:21:05,940 --> 03:21:06,920
Please fear me.

3117
03:21:07,660 --> 03:21:09,260
Please fear me.

3118
03:21:12,880 --> 03:21:13,800
Look at this.

3119
03:21:14,220 --> 03:21:14,880
The place is...

3120
03:21:15,400 --> 03:21:15,800
Oh.

3121
03:21:16,980 --> 03:21:17,720
It's gone.

3122
03:21:17,900 --> 03:21:18,840
It was a lovely hotel.

3123
03:21:19,580 --> 03:21:21,780
Shall we see Nathan Carter play here last year?

3124
03:21:21,860 --> 03:21:22,660
Now look at the place.

3125
03:21:23,560 --> 03:21:24,360
It's fucked.

3126
03:21:24,360 --> 03:21:24,420
It's fucked.

3127
03:21:29,120 --> 03:21:29,800
Fear me.

3128
03:21:29,920 --> 03:21:31,080
Please fear me, okay?

3129
03:21:31,560 --> 03:21:31,940
Everyone.

3130
03:21:31,940 --> 03:21:32,020
Everyone.

3131
03:21:32,020 --> 03:21:32,980
Everyone out there.

3132
03:21:33,040 --> 03:21:34,300
I want you to fear me.

3133
03:21:40,100 --> 03:21:41,000
Look at him.

3134
03:21:41,340 --> 03:21:42,120
He didn't get...

3135
03:21:42,120 --> 03:21:42,860
He got the memo.

3136
03:21:44,160 --> 03:21:45,300
Ikehook McGonagall.

3137
03:21:46,380 --> 03:21:47,520
He's holding up well.

3138
03:21:49,280 --> 03:21:52,600
I see if the Christmas decorations up early this year anyway.

3139
03:21:53,200 --> 03:21:55,040
Tweedledee and Tweedle fucked.

3140
03:21:55,900 --> 03:21:56,740
The two twins.

3141
03:21:57,740 --> 03:21:59,120
The brothers Grimm, is it?

3142
03:22:00,480 --> 03:22:02,540
What's Santy bringing this lad for Christmas?

3143
03:22:04,160 --> 03:22:04,480
Huh?

3144
03:22:05,260 --> 03:22:05,880
Good luck.

3145
03:22:07,720 --> 03:22:08,680
Santy balls.

3146
03:22:10,060 --> 03:22:10,580
Old Sant...

3147
03:22:10,580 --> 03:22:11,480
Old St. Nick.

3148
03:22:11,580 --> 03:22:14,820
Jolly St. Nick's got a couple of presents in the sack for you lads.

3149
03:22:17,700 --> 03:22:18,980
I have one of them here.

3150
03:22:22,260 --> 03:22:23,720
And I have the other one here.

3151
03:22:28,200 --> 03:22:28,980
Good luck.

3152
03:22:45,420 --> 03:22:46,500
Daniel Gallagher.

3153
03:22:46,620 --> 03:22:47,320
Thank you very much.

3154
03:22:47,520 --> 03:22:48,980
Come down to Spanish Arch.

3155
03:22:50,040 --> 03:22:51,060
For cans now.

3156
03:22:51,780 --> 03:22:52,840
For cans now.

3157
03:22:52,940 --> 03:22:53,800
I don't know about that, man.

3158
03:22:53,880 --> 03:22:55,240
It's a bit fucking wet and wild.

3159
03:22:55,400 --> 03:22:58,160
And it would take me two hours to get to here.

3160
03:22:58,220 --> 03:22:58,860
Or an hour and a half.

3161
03:23:01,180 --> 03:23:03,360
Play Silent Hill.

3162
03:23:03,800 --> 03:23:04,120
Nah.

3163
03:23:04,500 --> 03:23:05,160
Not yet.

3164
03:23:05,400 --> 03:23:06,360
It's too scary.

3165
03:23:08,960 --> 03:23:10,540
Dormant Space Pretzel Lab.

3166
03:23:10,600 --> 03:23:11,300
Thank you very much.

3167
03:23:11,380 --> 03:23:13,340
And thank you very much as well, Daniel Gallagher.

3168
03:23:13,760 --> 03:23:15,880
You're doing great work out there in the community.

3169
03:23:16,480 --> 03:23:17,860
We want to say big thanks to you.

3170
03:23:18,400 --> 03:23:20,580
And a merry, merry advanced Christmas.

3171
03:23:20,920 --> 03:23:22,620
You've got an advance on that merry, okay?

3172
03:23:23,840 --> 03:23:24,860
Don't waste it.

3173
03:23:26,180 --> 03:23:27,060
Fucking waste it.

3174
03:23:38,160 --> 03:23:38,680
Now.

3175
03:23:38,680 --> 03:23:44,820
Anyone else out there want to try it on with Isaac Hayes here?

3176
03:23:44,940 --> 03:23:45,940
He's, uh...

3177
03:23:45,940 --> 03:23:50,480
I want to let you know I'm fully equipped, fully tooled up, ready for hire.

3178
03:23:53,460 --> 03:23:55,080
Hired tool Isaac.

3179
03:23:56,760 --> 03:23:58,220
We're in the fucking wrong room.

3180
03:24:00,560 --> 03:24:01,880
We're on a workbench.

3181
03:24:01,880 --> 03:24:14,800
He's been on the Isaac Hayes all day, man.

3182
03:24:15,040 --> 03:24:15,700
He's goosed.

3183
03:24:15,700 --> 03:24:16,300
He's doing great.

3184
03:24:16,300 --> 03:24:16,560
Thank you.

3185
03:24:19,560 --> 03:24:22,720
He was on the Isaac Hayes there for a fucking two weeks solid.

3186
03:24:23,660 --> 03:24:26,640
I lost all the fucking dopamine receptors on the green.

3187
03:24:28,120 --> 03:24:30,000
Can't really feel much anymore now.

3188
03:24:30,920 --> 03:24:32,340
Need to take the tolerance free.

3189
03:24:42,340 --> 03:24:43,300
We're doing it.

3190
03:24:44,540 --> 03:24:46,500
The Last of Us is an excellent suggestion.

3191
03:24:46,780 --> 03:24:47,600
I have started.

3192
03:24:47,880 --> 03:24:48,720
I've yet to finish it.

3193
03:24:48,760 --> 03:24:49,560
So I might play that.

3194
03:24:50,080 --> 03:24:50,960
Could play that.

3195
03:24:52,940 --> 03:24:55,460
Santi's big sack of cans from Seamus Durkin.

3196
03:24:55,560 --> 03:24:56,900
Thank you very much, Seamus Durkin.

3197
03:24:57,560 --> 03:24:59,660
I hope that you're having a great time.

3198
03:24:59,780 --> 03:25:02,620
And that you're in fully fledged Fettel mode.

3199
03:25:03,220 --> 03:25:05,320
Fully fledged Fettel mode enabled.

3200
03:25:06,380 --> 03:25:06,860
FFM.

3201
03:25:09,660 --> 03:25:10,380
Right, okay.

3202
03:25:10,460 --> 03:25:12,460
Now we go up or down or fucking all around.

3203
03:25:12,540 --> 03:25:13,000
Where are we going?

3204
03:25:14,340 --> 03:25:14,520
Oh.

3205
03:25:16,500 --> 03:25:18,360
Level three or level two or what?

3206
03:25:19,880 --> 03:25:20,980
Number three.

3207
03:25:24,200 --> 03:25:24,680
FFM.

3208
03:25:25,280 --> 03:25:26,380
Fully fledged.

3209
03:25:27,380 --> 03:25:28,840
Oh, it's FFFM, yeah.

3210
03:25:28,980 --> 03:25:29,700
Triple FM.

3211
03:25:30,300 --> 03:25:31,940
Fully fledged Fettel mode.

3212
03:25:32,500 --> 03:25:32,940
Enabled.

3213
03:25:33,120 --> 03:25:33,980
FFME.

3214
03:25:33,980 --> 03:25:34,980
FFME.

3215
03:25:34,980 --> 03:25:41,540
Fully fledged.

3216
03:25:49,660 --> 03:25:52,440
This game was Pat tested before it came out.

3217
03:25:52,600 --> 03:25:56,380
EA were about to release and said, look at, have you tested the game?

3218
03:25:56,480 --> 03:25:57,740
And said, yeah, we've got a team of them.

3219
03:25:58,260 --> 03:25:59,840
A load of Chinese people doing it as well.

3220
03:26:00,500 --> 03:26:01,080
Out foreign.

3221
03:26:01,220 --> 03:26:02,000
We outsourced it.

3222
03:26:02,360 --> 03:26:03,660
They said, what about Pat?

3223
03:26:03,720 --> 03:26:05,080
Has Pat tested the game?

3224
03:26:05,240 --> 03:26:06,280
They said, no.

3225
03:26:06,720 --> 03:26:09,200
Said, you need to get onto Pat rapid fast.

3226
03:26:09,680 --> 03:26:10,200
And they did.

3227
03:26:10,440 --> 03:26:12,620
And he played it in record speed time.

3228
03:26:12,700 --> 03:26:13,800
Which is what you're watching now.

3229
03:26:14,980 --> 03:26:15,580
Flat twist.

3230
03:26:16,000 --> 03:26:16,720
I'm Pat.

3231
03:26:17,400 --> 03:26:20,360
And you're watching the first ever playthrough of Dead Space.

3232
03:26:21,080 --> 03:26:23,420
This is, this broadcast is not live.

3233
03:26:23,620 --> 03:26:26,140
Some of you in the chat there were saying this isn't live.

3234
03:26:26,280 --> 03:26:26,880
It's free record.

3235
03:26:27,800 --> 03:26:29,380
Well, I got to tell you something.

3236
03:26:29,620 --> 03:26:31,160
You've actually been right all along.

3237
03:26:31,160 --> 03:26:34,100
I don't know what went on in there, but I'm not sticking around in case whatever did it comes back.

3238
03:26:34,180 --> 03:26:38,620
You're watching a, you're watching this from the past where it's coming to you live in the future.

3239
03:26:40,340 --> 03:26:41,920
The year is 2008.

3240
03:26:42,440 --> 03:26:44,160
Mark is saying haha in chat.

3241
03:26:45,420 --> 03:26:45,980
Kev Johnson.

3242
03:26:46,120 --> 03:26:48,000
Francis, it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

3243
03:26:48,460 --> 03:26:50,040
Yeah, it will be in a minute, Kev.

3244
03:26:50,320 --> 03:26:52,620
When I, when I send you back to the, the gulag.

3245
03:26:53,300 --> 03:26:53,660
Okay.

3246
03:26:54,380 --> 03:26:56,580
That'll be a rollercoaster for you anyway, man.

3247
03:26:57,780 --> 03:27:00,540
Explains a lot about Kevin Johnson's sentence.

3248
03:27:01,360 --> 03:27:01,600
Hmm.

3249
03:27:02,480 --> 03:27:03,240
I don't know.

3250
03:27:05,580 --> 03:27:07,540
But the revelation is this.

3251
03:27:07,740 --> 03:27:08,720
I am Pat.

3252
03:27:09,060 --> 03:27:09,480
Okay.

3253
03:27:09,860 --> 03:27:11,340
I am Pat.

3254
03:27:11,640 --> 03:27:12,960
There is no other Pat.

3255
03:27:13,300 --> 03:27:14,140
I am Pat.

3256
03:27:14,140 --> 03:27:31,780
Only messing.

3257
03:27:32,160 --> 03:27:32,920
Don't worry, Kev.

3258
03:27:33,420 --> 03:27:34,640
Don't worry, Kev Johnson.

3259
03:27:34,940 --> 03:27:36,600
You're not going back to the gulag.

3260
03:27:42,600 --> 03:27:44,820
There's no way we'll send you back to the gulag, Kev.

3261
03:27:45,620 --> 03:27:47,100
Because nobody wants to see that.

3262
03:27:47,600 --> 03:27:52,440
And I know if I ask now, chat, do you want to see Kev go back to the gulag?

3263
03:27:53,140 --> 03:27:55,700
Or do you want to fucking keep him in the goo goo dolls?

3264
03:27:56,440 --> 03:27:56,840
Gulag.

3265
03:27:57,400 --> 03:27:57,940
The goo goo.

3266
03:27:58,100 --> 03:27:58,460
The goo.

3267
03:27:58,620 --> 03:27:59,500
The goo goo lag.

3268
03:28:06,200 --> 03:28:06,560
Okay.

3269
03:28:07,000 --> 03:28:08,800
The results are coming in, Kev.

3270
03:28:09,220 --> 03:28:12,080
I asked the chat if to send you to the gulag.

3271
03:28:12,080 --> 03:28:13,520
The answers are thus.

3272
03:28:13,700 --> 03:28:14,440
Send him down.

3273
03:28:14,660 --> 03:28:15,000
Yes.

3274
03:28:15,260 --> 03:28:16,080
Kev gulag.

3275
03:28:16,360 --> 03:28:16,800
No.

3276
03:28:17,600 --> 03:28:18,820
Maybe, someone says.

3277
03:28:20,540 --> 03:28:21,360
Send him.

3278
03:28:21,780 --> 03:28:22,120
Yes.

3279
03:28:24,040 --> 03:28:24,640
Gulag.

3280
03:28:25,040 --> 03:28:26,160
Send him back.

3281
03:28:26,540 --> 03:28:27,100
Gulag.

3282
03:28:27,220 --> 03:28:27,640
Gulag.

3283
03:28:27,700 --> 03:28:28,180
Gulag.

3284
03:28:28,300 --> 03:28:28,520
Stat.

3285
03:28:29,520 --> 03:28:30,120
Gulag.

3286
03:28:30,300 --> 03:28:30,880
Stat.

3287
03:28:32,560 --> 03:28:33,120
Gulag.

3288
03:28:33,300 --> 03:28:33,620
Good.

3289
03:28:35,280 --> 03:28:35,840
Gulag.

3290
03:28:38,000 --> 03:28:40,860
Send him to Siberia to count trees.

3291
03:28:47,880 --> 03:28:48,600
Gulag.

3292
03:28:48,680 --> 03:28:50,180
Someone says gulag soup.

3293
03:28:50,940 --> 03:28:51,320
Max.

3294
03:28:53,240 --> 03:28:55,060
Someone just says galad.

3295
03:28:55,900 --> 03:28:58,160
Not gulag, but it's close enough.

3296
03:29:00,360 --> 03:29:01,520
Gulag galuk.

3297
03:29:02,000 --> 03:29:04,580
Send him to hell.

3298
03:29:09,580 --> 03:29:10,640
And there.

3299
03:29:10,780 --> 03:29:12,920
And there the chat has spoken.

3300
03:29:13,800 --> 03:29:14,500
And there.

3301
03:29:15,020 --> 03:29:16,200
Kev has gone.

3302
03:29:16,300 --> 03:29:17,220
I'm afraid to.

3303
03:29:18,540 --> 03:29:20,440
The gulag for another.

3304
03:29:21,920 --> 03:29:23,280
300 seconds.

3305
03:29:23,420 --> 03:29:23,720
Kev.

3306
03:29:24,320 --> 03:29:25,840
Best of luck there in the gulag.

3307
03:29:26,360 --> 03:29:27,440
We're rooting for you.

3308
03:29:28,060 --> 03:29:31,480
Hopefully they serve gruel in the gulag, man.

3309
03:29:32,400 --> 03:29:34,460
It'd be a big crew lag.

3310
03:29:34,680 --> 03:29:36,420
If they didn't serve any gruelag.

3311
03:29:36,640 --> 03:29:37,520
Ha ha ha ha ha.

3312
03:29:37,920 --> 03:29:38,920
Ha ha ha ha.

3313
03:29:38,920 --> 03:29:39,080
Ha ha ha ha.

3314
03:29:39,080 --> 03:29:58,720
Jake Wright.

3315
03:29:59,080 --> 03:30:01,120
Thank you very much, Jake Wright, for that.

3316
03:30:01,760 --> 03:30:02,900
That's very kind of him.

3317
03:30:02,900 --> 03:30:11,580
Now, where are we going next?

3318
03:30:12,260 --> 03:30:13,480
I think it's just in here.

3319
03:30:19,140 --> 03:30:20,200
Dash Dan.

3320
03:30:20,680 --> 03:30:21,860
Dash Dan W.

3321
03:30:22,320 --> 03:30:23,540
Look at Dash Dan.

3322
03:30:23,920 --> 03:30:25,040
Thank you very much.

3323
03:30:25,660 --> 03:30:26,740
That means a lot.

3324
03:30:26,960 --> 03:30:28,020
It's very kind of you.

3325
03:30:28,460 --> 03:30:29,600
And I hope you're okay.

3326
03:30:29,980 --> 03:30:33,560
Now, we've been having a little word about what we should do with you.

3327
03:30:34,440 --> 03:30:37,700
Some of the people out there say that you should be thrown to the dogs.

3328
03:30:38,140 --> 03:30:38,800
Not me.

3329
03:30:39,140 --> 03:30:39,980
I have a heart.

3330
03:30:40,300 --> 03:30:41,900
And I want to look after my own.

3331
03:30:42,020 --> 03:30:42,820
Thank you very much.

3332
03:30:43,640 --> 03:30:47,120
I think you should be encased in a box.

3333
03:30:47,500 --> 03:30:47,800
Out.

3334
03:30:48,820 --> 03:30:51,000
Somewhere beyond the fifth quadrant.

3335
03:30:51,000 --> 03:30:54,380
We haven't fucking finalised the plans yet.

3336
03:30:54,840 --> 03:30:57,660
But all I'm saying is, get ready for the box.

3337
03:30:58,040 --> 03:30:58,920
And thanks for the tip.

3338
03:30:58,920 --> 03:31:06,520
Save station.

3339
03:31:06,600 --> 03:31:07,160
Did we save it?

3340
03:31:08,300 --> 03:31:09,640
We will save it now anyways.

3341
03:31:16,760 --> 03:31:21,740
As a fellow Kev, I reject the injustice from Kevin Murphy.

3342
03:31:25,660 --> 03:31:26,020
Killian.

3343
03:31:26,640 --> 03:31:28,500
Well, that's not going to stand, Kevin, I'm afraid.

3344
03:31:28,500 --> 03:31:30,680
And watch your mouth, Kev Murphy.

3345
03:31:30,820 --> 03:31:32,060
Otherwise, you'll get sent there as well.

3346
03:31:32,180 --> 03:31:32,920
Killian Padden.

3347
03:31:34,440 --> 03:31:35,160
Look, Killian.

3348
03:31:35,260 --> 03:31:36,500
Thank you very much for that.

3349
03:31:36,900 --> 03:31:38,300
And we've been padding up the game.

3350
03:31:38,400 --> 03:31:39,580
We've been padding up the stream.

3351
03:31:40,040 --> 03:31:41,700
With a lot of Killian-shaped holes.

3352
03:31:42,020 --> 03:31:43,020
They've all been padded.

3353
03:31:43,360 --> 03:31:44,680
I want to say something, Killian.

3354
03:31:45,540 --> 03:31:47,420
You say to me, straight to the gulag.

3355
03:31:48,060 --> 03:31:48,660
So that's not...

3356
03:31:48,660 --> 03:31:50,900
The thing is, Kev Johnson, you're watching.

3357
03:31:51,020 --> 03:31:51,620
There's people fucking...

3358
03:31:51,620 --> 03:31:52,620
There's people fucking...

3359
03:31:52,620 --> 03:31:57,320
There's people going out their way to get me to send you to the gulag.

3360
03:31:59,260 --> 03:32:00,120
Killian Padden.

3361
03:32:00,320 --> 03:32:01,320
You don't want to...

3362
03:32:01,320 --> 03:32:05,460
If there's one person you don't want to be, you know, upsetting.

3363
03:32:05,940 --> 03:32:07,060
It's the Padman.

3364
03:32:07,500 --> 03:32:07,820
Okay?

3365
03:32:08,140 --> 03:32:08,540
Pad...

3366
03:32:08,540 --> 03:32:09,300
Pad Thai.

3367
03:32:10,940 --> 03:32:11,700
Padmandu.

3368
03:32:13,040 --> 03:32:13,940
Fucking...

3369
03:32:13,940 --> 03:32:19,080
Shit.

3370
03:32:19,400 --> 03:32:19,880
Shit.

3371
03:32:20,260 --> 03:32:20,660
Shit.

3372
03:32:20,920 --> 03:32:21,380
Shit.

3373
03:32:21,720 --> 03:32:22,040
Shit.

3374
03:32:28,260 --> 03:32:29,700
Fucking limb from limb, man.

3375
03:32:31,620 --> 03:32:32,660
He's got limbs.

3376
03:32:33,320 --> 03:32:34,880
He's got limbs to beat the band.

3377
03:32:35,860 --> 03:32:37,220
The band bet him that day, though.

3378
03:32:38,240 --> 03:32:39,360
Look at this guy now.

3379
03:32:39,860 --> 03:32:41,100
Full of babies in his sack.

3380
03:32:41,160 --> 03:32:42,520
If you smash that sack.

3381
03:32:43,580 --> 03:32:44,880
So I'm not going to do that.

3382
03:32:51,960 --> 03:32:52,800
Big round...

3383
03:32:52,800 --> 03:32:54,540
Big welcome for Kev when he gets back.

3384
03:32:54,700 --> 03:32:57,360
Because we want to ask him about his experiences out there.

3385
03:32:57,360 --> 03:33:04,360
I need you to aim the cannon manually until I can replace it. Take the elevator to the top of the ship and head for the cannon pit.

3386
03:33:12,360 --> 03:33:17,860
What's this now? Another room. Another side to the fucking story in here.

3387
03:33:17,860 --> 03:33:19,860
Okay.

3388
03:33:34,860 --> 03:33:43,420
Kevnik. Kevnik cleansing. There was a bit of Kevno side in the chat earlier on. Bit of Kevnik cleansing too.

3389
03:33:45,340 --> 03:33:51,340
Ethnic cleansing. Sounds like something that's nice but it's not. It's terrible.

3390
03:33:58,340 --> 03:34:02,340
I curb stomped over 70 contemporaries of Frank.

3391
03:34:12,340 --> 03:34:14,340
The Kevokost.

3392
03:34:15,340 --> 03:34:19,340
Francis to Gulag to get the taste.

3393
03:34:23,340 --> 03:34:35,340
Kevin Kilbonomics. You know Kilconomics? The fucking cool thing that blends economics chat with fucking stand up comedy and stuff.

3394
03:34:35,340 --> 03:34:40,340
Isaac, you're going to have to cross the ship exterior to reach the ADS cannon.

3395
03:34:40,340 --> 03:34:45,340
Problem is, we're still getting bombarded by asteroids. Look for cover or you'll get torn to pieces.

3396
03:34:47,340 --> 03:34:56,340
He's back. Kev's back everyone. Kev's back. A few of you let me down. I won't lie. Kev's asking in the chat. He's saying that you let him down.

3397
03:35:00,340 --> 03:35:06,340
I was defending you. People, people, have you seen these creeps crawling in to give Kev...

3398
03:35:06,340 --> 03:35:11,340
Oh yeah, Kev, I had your back man. I was sound man. Kev, Kev, where'd you go? I missed you.

3399
03:35:11,340 --> 03:35:15,340
You were the same people telling us to fucking send him off to the...

3400
03:35:15,340 --> 03:35:18,340
You were saying send him away and throw away the key.

3401
03:35:18,340 --> 03:35:20,340
Someone just said simply...

3402
03:35:20,340 --> 03:35:23,340
End Kev.

3403
03:35:23,340 --> 03:35:32,340
You know, rabid dogs... You're a pack of wolves, Zalati. You're a pack of rabid wolves.

3404
03:35:34,340 --> 03:35:37,340
Send him to space, says Lucy.

3405
03:35:38,340 --> 03:35:44,340
Like, I thought somebody... I thought there was heart and soul and niceness to some of the people.

3406
03:35:45,340 --> 03:35:48,340
And it just seems as though that it's like...

3407
03:35:48,340 --> 03:35:49,340
Any chance...

3408
03:35:50,340 --> 03:35:55,340
To fucking wield some strong flex... To flex the muscle and it's...

3409
03:35:55,340 --> 03:35:56,340
And you're taking it.

3410
03:35:56,340 --> 03:35:58,340
Entering zero gravity.

3411
03:35:58,340 --> 03:36:00,340
Send him to space.

3412
03:36:01,340 --> 03:36:02,340
Warning.

3413
03:36:02,340 --> 03:36:03,340
Space.

3414
03:36:03,340 --> 03:36:08,340
We all know about space, don't we? Ah, for fuck's sake.

3415
03:36:08,340 --> 03:36:18,340
There's a lever for the airlock, is there?

3416
03:36:26,340 --> 03:36:27,340
Entering vacuum.

3417
03:36:31,340 --> 03:36:32,340
Now what?

3418
03:36:33,340 --> 03:36:35,340
Any chance of letting me out, man?

3419
03:36:36,340 --> 03:36:38,340
Entering zero gravity.

3420
03:36:39,340 --> 03:36:40,340
Zero grav.

3421
03:36:41,340 --> 03:36:42,340
Warning.

3422
03:36:43,340 --> 03:36:46,340
Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull.

3423
03:36:48,340 --> 03:36:50,340
What am I doing, man? What's going on there?

3424
03:36:51,340 --> 03:36:54,340
Getting Kevin Johnson'd into the next realm.

3425
03:37:04,340 --> 03:37:07,340
I want a Brexit deal without Kev.

3426
03:37:08,340 --> 03:37:10,340
Kevin Kilbanomics is what I was trying to get onto you about.

3427
03:37:11,340 --> 03:37:18,340
Kevin Kilban is starting up his own fucking thing down in Kilkenny where he does stand-up and he talks about...

3428
03:37:19,340 --> 03:37:25,340
He talks with David McWilliams about the Celtic fucking lion or the rebirth of the Celtic tiger or something.

3429
03:37:26,340 --> 03:37:28,340
And then he does 50 solos.

3430
03:37:29,340 --> 03:37:30,340
And then he does a bit of stand-up.

3431
03:37:30,340 --> 03:37:32,340
And then he does some more economics.

3432
03:37:32,340 --> 03:37:33,340
And then 50 more solos.

3433
03:37:33,340 --> 03:37:35,340
Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull.

3434
03:37:36,340 --> 03:37:37,340
And then that's your lot.

3435
03:37:37,340 --> 03:37:39,340
And that's 50 quid for the day all in.

3436
03:37:39,340 --> 03:37:40,340
You get a meal as well.

3437
03:37:41,340 --> 03:37:42,340
Sounds good.

3438
03:37:43,340 --> 03:37:44,340
What's going on here?

3439
03:37:44,340 --> 03:37:45,340
Seems to be...

3440
03:37:46,340 --> 03:37:49,340
It seems to be a zero-sum game I'm playing.

3441
03:37:52,340 --> 03:37:54,340
Did Kev have something to do with this?

3442
03:37:55,340 --> 03:37:56,340
This part of the game?

3443
03:37:57,340 --> 03:38:00,340
Did EA or Dead Space consult Kev?

3444
03:38:01,340 --> 03:38:02,340
Warning. Zero grav.

3445
03:38:06,340 --> 03:38:07,340
Entering vacuum.

3446
03:38:07,340 --> 03:38:12,340
Eddie Hobbs, Kevin Kilban and David McWilliams are gonna be ruminating.

3447
03:38:16,340 --> 03:38:17,340
Maybe I'll do this.

3448
03:38:18,340 --> 03:38:20,340
Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull.

3449
03:38:20,340 --> 03:38:21,340
Fuck!

3450
03:38:26,340 --> 03:38:28,340
Kev-ing-tion rebellion.

3451
03:38:28,340 --> 03:38:40,460
Kevlar Jacket.

3452
03:38:40,460 --> 03:38:48,460
Entering zero gravity.

3453
03:38:48,460 --> 03:38:50,460
Warning.

3454
03:38:50,460 --> 03:38:57,020
Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull.

3455
03:38:57,020 --> 03:39:13,700
Warning. What? I don't get this now. It's such Kev injustice.

3456
03:39:13,700 --> 03:39:30,380
Okay, thanks very much. Entering vacuum. Entering zero gravity. Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard hull.

3457
03:39:30,380 --> 03:39:48,060
Maybe I just stand behind this box here. Bag of boxes. Another one over here. No!

3458
03:39:48,060 --> 03:40:17,780
No! I think I have it there now. I think I know what I'm doing.

3459
03:40:17,780 --> 03:40:25,780
I think I have to go behind the box. Wait for another blast. Then run to the next box. This is all...

3460
03:40:25,780 --> 03:40:33,580
It's funny how all this... the trials and tribulations all began... since Kev came back from the Gulag.

3461
03:40:33,580 --> 03:40:34,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3462
03:40:34,460 --> 03:40:35,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3463
03:40:35,460 --> 03:40:36,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3464
03:40:36,460 --> 03:40:37,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3465
03:40:37,460 --> 03:40:38,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3466
03:40:38,460 --> 03:40:39,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3467
03:40:39,460 --> 03:40:40,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3468
03:40:40,460 --> 03:40:41,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3469
03:40:41,460 --> 03:40:42,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3470
03:40:42,460 --> 03:40:43,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3471
03:40:43,460 --> 03:40:44,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3472
03:40:44,460 --> 03:40:45,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3473
03:40:45,460 --> 03:40:47,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3474
03:40:47,460 --> 03:40:48,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3475
03:40:48,460 --> 03:40:49,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3476
03:40:49,460 --> 03:40:50,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3477
03:40:50,460 --> 03:40:51,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3478
03:40:51,460 --> 03:40:52,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3479
03:40:52,460 --> 03:40:53,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3480
03:40:53,460 --> 03:40:54,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3481
03:40:54,460 --> 03:40:55,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3482
03:40:55,460 --> 03:40:56,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3483
03:40:56,460 --> 03:40:57,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3484
03:40:57,460 --> 03:40:58,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3485
03:40:58,460 --> 03:40:59,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3486
03:40:59,460 --> 03:41:00,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3487
03:41:00,460 --> 03:41:01,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3488
03:41:01,460 --> 03:41:02,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3489
03:41:02,460 --> 03:41:03,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3490
03:41:03,460 --> 03:41:04,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3491
03:41:04,460 --> 03:41:05,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3492
03:41:05,460 --> 03:41:06,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3493
03:41:06,460 --> 03:41:07,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3494
03:41:07,460 --> 03:41:08,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3495
03:41:08,460 --> 03:41:09,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3496
03:41:09,460 --> 03:41:10,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3497
03:41:10,460 --> 03:41:11,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3498
03:41:11,460 --> 03:41:12,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3499
03:41:12,460 --> 03:41:13,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3500
03:41:13,460 --> 03:41:14,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3501
03:41:14,460 --> 03:41:15,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3502
03:41:15,460 --> 03:41:16,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3503
03:41:16,460 --> 03:41:17,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3504
03:41:17,460 --> 03:41:18,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3505
03:41:18,460 --> 03:41:19,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3506
03:41:19,460 --> 03:41:20,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3507
03:41:20,460 --> 03:41:21,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3508
03:41:21,460 --> 03:41:22,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3509
03:41:22,460 --> 03:41:23,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3510
03:41:23,460 --> 03:41:24,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3511
03:41:24,460 --> 03:41:25,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3512
03:41:25,460 --> 03:41:26,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3513
03:41:26,460 --> 03:41:27,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3514
03:41:27,460 --> 03:41:28,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3515
03:41:28,460 --> 03:41:29,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3516
03:41:29,460 --> 03:41:30,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3517
03:41:30,460 --> 03:41:31,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3518
03:41:31,460 --> 03:41:32,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3519
03:41:32,460 --> 03:41:33,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3520
03:41:33,460 --> 03:41:34,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3521
03:41:34,460 --> 03:41:35,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3522
03:41:35,460 --> 03:41:36,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3523
03:41:36,460 --> 03:41:37,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3524
03:41:37,460 --> 03:41:38,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3525
03:41:38,460 --> 03:41:39,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3526
03:41:39,460 --> 03:41:40,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3527
03:41:40,460 --> 03:41:41,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3528
03:41:41,460 --> 03:41:43,460
Warning. Multiple impacts detected across the starboard.

3529
03:41:43,460 --> 03:41:45,460
Okay, thanks very much.

3530
03:41:45,460 --> 03:41:46,460
Okay, thanks very much.

3531
03:41:46,460 --> 03:41:49,460
Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be?

3532
03:41:49,460 --> 03:41:50,460
Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be?

3533
03:41:50,460 --> 03:41:51,460
Okay, thanks very much.

3534
03:41:51,460 --> 03:41:55,460
Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be?

3535
03:41:59,460 --> 03:42:00,460
Oh, fuck.

3536
03:42:00,460 --> 03:42:02,460
Entering vacuum.

3537
03:42:05,460 --> 03:42:07,460
Entering zero gravity.

3538
03:42:09,460 --> 03:42:10,460
Warning.

3539
03:42:10,460 --> 03:42:11,460
Okay.

3540
03:42:11,460 --> 03:42:14,460
Ross Reynolds, thank you for your very, very good info there.

3541
03:42:14,460 --> 03:42:17,460
I'm going to take that info and I'm going to run with the info.

3542
03:42:17,460 --> 03:42:18,460
Thank you very much for the info.

3543
03:42:18,460 --> 03:42:19,460
Okay.

3544
03:42:19,460 --> 03:42:20,460
Oh, fuck's sake.

3545
03:42:20,460 --> 03:42:21,460
Ross.

3546
03:42:21,460 --> 03:42:23,460
What kind of info are you giving me, Ross?

3547
03:42:23,460 --> 03:42:24,460
Huh?

3548
03:42:24,460 --> 03:42:28,460
Such exaggerated pay under what condition the license be?

3549
03:42:29,460 --> 03:42:31,460
Thanks very much, Ross.

3550
03:42:31,460 --> 03:42:33,460
We could actually be...

3551
03:42:33,460 --> 03:42:37,460
We might have another contender there for the gulag.

3552
03:42:37,460 --> 03:42:40,460
You're going down, Ross.

3553
03:42:40,460 --> 03:42:41,460
Thanks for the advice, but it didn't work.

3554
03:42:41,460 --> 03:42:42,460
See you later.

3555
03:42:42,460 --> 03:42:43,460
And...

3556
03:42:43,460 --> 03:42:44,460
Kev Johnson calling for Ross Gulag.

3557
03:42:44,460 --> 03:42:45,460
You've no...

3558
03:42:45,460 --> 03:42:46,460
You've no right to call for gulag, Kev.

3559
03:42:46,460 --> 03:42:47,460
Do you know why?

3560
03:42:47,460 --> 03:42:48,460
Because you've gone back in the gulag for 300 seconds, too.

3561
03:42:48,460 --> 03:42:59,460
The 2E can ruminate on how I'm going to get past this bit together.

3562
03:42:59,460 --> 03:43:00,460
Best to look out in Siberia, lads.

3563
03:43:00,460 --> 03:43:01,460
I hear it's cold this time of year.

3564
03:43:01,460 --> 03:43:02,460
And also, I hear it's cold all year round.

3565
03:43:02,460 --> 03:43:04,460
It doesn't even matter what time of year it is.

3566
03:43:04,460 --> 03:43:05,460
Enjoy...

3567
03:43:05,460 --> 03:43:06,460
Enjoy...

3568
03:43:06,460 --> 03:43:07,460
Enjoy...

3569
03:43:07,460 --> 03:43:08,460
Fucking beetroot...

3570
03:43:08,460 --> 03:43:09,460
Eating beetroots.

3571
03:43:09,460 --> 03:43:16,060
best look out in Siberia lads I hear it's cold this time of year and also I

3572
03:43:16,060 --> 03:43:22,740
hear it's cold all year round doesn't even matter what time of year it is enjoy

3573
03:43:22,740 --> 03:43:33,120
enjoy fucking beetroot eat beetroots kev outers and kev mainers all mix here no

3574
03:43:33,120 --> 03:43:50,820
discrimination and just you wait until I can find out how to change the time of the

3575
03:43:50,820 --> 03:43:58,620
gulag the sentence it's gonna be gulag tastic gulastic gulad

3576
03:43:58,620 --> 03:44:16,780
So when the rocks come at me I hide I'm doing what Ross said.

3577
03:44:21,780 --> 03:44:22,780
Ross said.

3578
03:44:23,120 --> 03:44:25,120
This man Ross said to me.

3579
03:44:25,320 --> 03:44:26,780
To hide behind boxes.

3580
03:44:26,780 --> 03:44:28,540
So I'm going to hide behind a box.

3581
03:44:28,640 --> 03:44:29,540
Thank you very much.

3582
03:44:32,700 --> 03:44:34,860
Gotta wait for these guys to come by.

3583
03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:39,420
They're making an absolute hames of the place.

3584
03:44:41,300 --> 03:44:42,160
Come on Isaac.

3585
03:44:42,240 --> 03:44:42,800
You can do it.

3586
03:44:44,080 --> 03:44:45,900
We all know about space Isaac.

3587
03:44:49,160 --> 03:44:50,160
Jake Mander.

3588
03:44:50,280 --> 03:44:51,180
Thank you very much.

3589
03:44:51,180 --> 03:44:52,960
The space forecast.

3590
03:44:53,120 --> 03:44:53,940
Meteor showers.

3591
03:44:54,360 --> 03:44:55,080
Landmines.

3592
03:44:56,180 --> 03:44:58,560
And an unfortunate lack of respect.

3593
03:44:59,840 --> 03:45:01,480
For Kev's human rights.

3594
03:45:02,180 --> 03:45:24,360
I don't know where the oxygen is.

3595
03:45:24,360 --> 03:45:26,180
I don't even know if I have any oxygen on my thing.

3596
03:45:26,180 --> 03:45:35,180
Medium air can.

3597
03:45:36,100 --> 03:45:36,500
Okay.

3598
03:45:41,000 --> 03:45:42,900
Second oxygen tank was on the left.

3599
03:45:43,240 --> 03:45:44,000
Did I miss that?

3600
03:45:44,400 --> 03:45:44,820
I must have.

3601
03:45:44,820 --> 03:45:45,960
Entering zero gravity.

3602
03:45:48,640 --> 03:45:51,700
I should wait to fill that up until after the first wave.

3603
03:45:51,700 --> 03:45:52,760
Multiple evacuated to the house of the storm air hull.

3604
03:45:52,860 --> 03:46:15,320
Will you have a bit of spice?

3605
03:46:15,320 --> 03:46:18,720
You're a devil for the spice I hear.

3606
03:46:18,720 --> 03:46:22,300
Spiced out of it then.

3607
03:46:22,300 --> 03:46:37,700
The wife's angry at me because I missed the birth of the first child.

3608
03:46:37,820 --> 03:46:41,480
Because I was high on spice at the time.

3609
03:46:42,340 --> 03:46:43,740
I was in a fucking bin.

3610
03:46:44,260 --> 03:46:45,100
I was in a hoop.

3611
03:46:46,520 --> 03:46:47,060
But, uh.

3612
03:46:48,780 --> 03:46:49,900
Gonna make it up for her.

3613
03:46:51,080 --> 03:46:51,960
Where's the oxygen?

3614
03:46:52,040 --> 03:46:53,180
There's no oxygen thing here.

3615
03:46:54,920 --> 03:46:55,860
Bunch of liars.

3616
03:46:56,480 --> 03:46:57,300
And criminals.

3617
03:46:58,360 --> 03:46:59,080
You're liars.

3618
03:46:59,240 --> 03:46:59,920
You're criminals.

3619
03:47:01,620 --> 03:47:02,400
Left wall.

3620
03:47:02,500 --> 03:47:02,720
Okay.

3621
03:47:06,660 --> 03:47:11,400
Isaac just got spice bagged by the space boys.

3622
03:47:13,980 --> 03:47:15,080
Use the jump.

3623
03:47:15,720 --> 03:47:15,960
Okay.

3624
03:47:15,960 --> 03:47:16,840
Live by the spice.

3625
03:47:17,200 --> 03:47:18,080
Die out in space.

3626
03:47:21,080 --> 03:47:22,220
Entering vacuum.

3627
03:47:26,300 --> 03:47:27,840
Entering zero gravity.

3628
03:47:28,840 --> 03:47:30,920
Lovely bit of spice floating around.

3629
03:47:30,920 --> 03:47:31,240
Morning.

3630
03:47:32,140 --> 03:47:34,880
Multiple impacts detected across the storm air hull.

3631
03:47:34,920 --> 03:47:37,720
Makes you feel like you're living inside a tubular bell.

3632
03:47:38,760 --> 03:47:40,340
Mike Oldfield and the boys.

3633
03:47:41,360 --> 03:47:42,700
Scary music jab.

3634
03:47:50,480 --> 03:47:51,620
Dead space.

3635
03:47:51,620 --> 03:47:56,880
Someone said it's on the wall here

3636
03:47:56,880 --> 03:47:58,660
I can't see it myself

3637
03:47:58,660 --> 03:47:59,920
On the left wall

3638
03:47:59,920 --> 03:48:02,620
You might be talking cack

3639
03:48:02,620 --> 03:48:05,040
Maybe you're talking cack

3640
03:48:05,040 --> 03:48:06,760
The whole quad of you

3641
03:48:06,760 --> 03:48:12,440
Uh oh

3642
03:48:12,440 --> 03:48:17,220
Oh I can see it

3643
03:48:17,220 --> 03:48:17,940
I can see it

3644
03:48:17,940 --> 03:48:18,620
I can see it

3645
03:48:18,620 --> 03:48:27,320
The west side is da best side

3646
03:48:27,320 --> 03:48:28,240
Thank you very much

3647
03:48:28,240 --> 03:48:31,620
An official statement from the Kev Liberation Army

3648
03:48:31,620 --> 03:48:34,640
Oh I'm not going up there

3649
03:48:34,640 --> 03:48:35,180
Fuck that

3650
03:48:35,180 --> 03:48:39,060
Our demands for Kev

3651
03:48:39,060 --> 03:48:41,240
To be released from the Gulag

3652
03:48:41,240 --> 03:48:43,280
And given diplomatic immunity

3653
03:48:43,280 --> 03:48:46,120
The chat is full of double agents

3654
03:48:46,120 --> 03:48:47,640
Who say they wish for Kev's freedom

3655
03:48:47,640 --> 03:48:51,200
But actually they want to send him to space

3656
03:48:51,200 --> 03:48:52,940
No

3657
03:48:52,940 --> 03:48:55,420
That's us

3658
03:48:55,420 --> 03:48:56,140
That's us

3659
03:48:56,140 --> 03:48:57,420
That's us

3660
03:48:57,420 --> 03:48:58,340
We made it

3661
03:48:58,340 --> 03:49:00,640
We made it

3662
03:49:00,640 --> 03:49:08,420
And another semiconductor

3663
03:49:08,420 --> 03:49:09,460
We won't save it yet

3664
03:49:09,460 --> 03:49:10,900
We'll get the hell out of that

3665
03:49:10,900 --> 03:49:17,200
And we got a lovely ruby semiconductor now

3666
03:49:17,200 --> 03:49:19,940
This thing is going to conduct energy and heat

3667
03:49:19,940 --> 03:49:21,080
And electricity

3668
03:49:21,080 --> 03:49:22,700
Which is also energy

3669
03:49:22,700 --> 03:49:26,200
Why do I keep opening this?

3670
03:49:26,340 --> 03:49:27,940
I don't want to fucking open that box

3671
03:49:27,940 --> 03:49:29,340
Just give me the

3672
03:49:29,340 --> 03:49:31,540
It's not that hard to program the game

3673
03:49:31,540 --> 03:49:34,060
Where you pick up a conductor

3674
03:49:34,060 --> 03:49:35,440
A ruby semiconductor

3675
03:49:35,440 --> 03:49:36,960
Instead of saving the game

3676
03:49:36,960 --> 03:49:39,380
Do the maths

3677
03:49:39,380 --> 03:49:40,640
Do the programs

3678
03:49:40,640 --> 03:49:44,060
Manual override?

3679
03:49:44,240 --> 03:49:44,920
I think so

3680
03:49:44,920 --> 03:49:48,540
Oh please be some kind of space gun

3681
03:49:48,540 --> 03:49:49,420
Yes!

3682
03:49:49,560 --> 03:49:50,440
Space gun time!

3683
03:49:50,880 --> 03:49:52,760
This is exactly why we're here

3684
03:49:52,760 --> 03:49:55,160
So it should punch through anything flying at us

3685
03:49:55,160 --> 03:49:57,120
Keep an eye on the hall's integrity

3686
03:49:57,120 --> 03:49:58,900
Too many of those things get by

3687
03:49:58,900 --> 03:49:59,780
And we're dead

3688
03:49:59,780 --> 03:50:02,060
I think I've almost got the system repair

3689
03:50:02,060 --> 03:50:02,560
Yes!

3690
03:50:02,920 --> 03:50:04,500
Spuds in space

3691
03:50:04,500 --> 03:50:05,320
Winning streak

3692
03:50:05,320 --> 03:50:06,440
1998

3693
03:50:06,440 --> 03:50:10,260
Spin the wheel

3694
03:50:10,260 --> 03:50:14,260
Oh you've just lost the Yaris

3695
03:50:14,260 --> 03:50:16,820
That's an Avensis

3696
03:50:16,820 --> 03:50:18,320
That's two weeks in Benidorm

3697
03:50:18,320 --> 03:50:20,980
You've just won 15,000 Urals

3698
03:50:20,980 --> 03:50:23,080
Get that one there man

3699
03:50:23,080 --> 03:50:24,600
That's another Corolla

3700
03:50:24,600 --> 03:50:26,660
You've got another Yaris

3701
03:50:26,660 --> 03:50:27,660
You have two Yarises

3702
03:50:27,660 --> 03:50:30,400
What are you going to do with the Yaris?

3703
03:50:30,560 --> 03:50:32,560
Are you going to drive it or are you going to sell it?

3704
03:50:34,480 --> 03:50:35,420
That's a Corolla

3705
03:50:35,420 --> 03:50:37,360
That's another fucking car

3706
03:50:37,360 --> 03:50:39,020
You've won the Holiday in Tipperary

3707
03:50:39,020 --> 03:50:42,280
You've just won another go of the wheel

3708
03:50:42,280 --> 03:50:43,020
Well done

3709
03:50:43,020 --> 03:50:47,540
That's two weeks

3710
03:50:47,540 --> 03:50:48,880
Oh!

3711
03:50:53,740 --> 03:50:54,300
Gamble!

3712
03:50:54,900 --> 03:50:55,840
Oh my god

3713
03:50:55,840 --> 03:50:58,180
Fucking hell

3714
03:50:58,180 --> 03:51:00,540
That came out of nowhere

3715
03:51:00,540 --> 03:51:02,220
That was hard

3716
03:51:02,220 --> 03:51:04,520
That was a real hammering

3717
03:51:04,520 --> 03:51:05,680
We took a hammering there

3718
03:51:05,680 --> 03:51:08,060
Look at Pat here

3719
03:51:08,060 --> 03:51:08,920
Look at his face

3720
03:51:08,920 --> 03:51:11,580
Look at the stoic nature of him

3721
03:51:11,580 --> 03:51:12,260
His strength

3722
03:51:12,260 --> 03:51:13,080
The demeanour

3723
03:51:13,080 --> 03:51:14,060
Of a lion

3724
03:51:14,060 --> 03:51:18,340
He's got the form and physique of a demigod

3725
03:51:18,340 --> 03:51:21,760
And he's got the mind and heart of a caged beast

3726
03:51:21,760 --> 03:51:23,500
He is Pat

3727
03:51:23,500 --> 03:51:25,600
He is 110% Pat

3728
03:51:25,600 --> 03:51:26,920
Of that there is no doubt

3729
03:51:26,920 --> 03:51:27,280
Without

3730
03:51:27,280 --> 03:51:28,180
Without

3731
03:51:28,180 --> 03:51:28,240
With this

3732
03:51:28,240 --> 03:51:29,240
That's injustice

3733
03:51:29,240 --> 03:51:30,160
Okay thanks very much

3734
03:51:30,160 --> 03:51:30,520
I think

3735
03:51:30,520 --> 03:51:30,520
I think

3736
03:51:30,520 --> 03:51:31,100
I think

3737
03:51:31,100 --> 03:51:38,360
He's got the shnarl of a lion

3738
03:51:38,360 --> 03:51:38,400
He's got the shnarl of a lion

3739
03:51:38,400 --> 03:51:42,520
He's got a ruby semi conductor

3740
03:51:42,520 --> 03:51:43,820
In his house

3741
03:51:43,820 --> 03:51:48,320
I'm gonna conduct a bit of fucking semi now man

3742
03:51:48,320 --> 03:51:55,860
The way you conducted your semi the last day

3743
03:51:55,860 --> 03:51:57,600
Was

3744
03:51:57,600 --> 03:51:59,700
Was really ruby in its nature

3745
03:51:59,700 --> 03:52:04,120
I seen you had a ruby semi conductor the last day man

3746
03:52:04,120 --> 03:52:05,360
What were you doing with it?

3747
03:52:07,360 --> 03:52:09,440
And further to the point

3748
03:52:09,440 --> 03:52:12,860
Why did you have it?

3749
03:52:12,860 --> 03:52:14,820
Keep an eye on the hall's integrity

3750
03:52:14,820 --> 03:52:16,620
Too many of those things get by

3751
03:52:16,620 --> 03:52:17,520
And we're dead

3752
03:52:17,520 --> 03:52:19,800
I think I've almost got the system prepared

3753
03:52:19,800 --> 03:52:21,460
Just buy me a little more time

3754
03:52:21,460 --> 03:52:23,720
Boom

3755
03:52:23,720 --> 03:52:25,220
Shake shake shake the room

3756
03:52:25,220 --> 03:52:26,780
Tick tick tick tick tick

3757
03:52:26,780 --> 03:52:27,140
Boom

3758
03:52:27,140 --> 03:52:28,700
Yo you ready for it up?

3759
03:52:29,100 --> 03:52:30,040
Pump it up Prince

3760
03:52:30,040 --> 03:52:31,600
Yo you ready for it yet?

3761
03:52:31,840 --> 03:52:32,780
Pump it up Prince

3762
03:52:32,780 --> 03:52:34,540
Yo you ready for it yet?

3763
03:52:35,020 --> 03:52:35,580
Pump it up

3764
03:52:35,580 --> 03:52:36,400
Fresh

3765
03:52:36,400 --> 03:52:37,120
Jazzy Jeff

3766
03:52:37,120 --> 03:52:38,320
Pump it up Jeff

3767
03:52:38,320 --> 03:52:45,520
Fuck the hell man

3768
03:52:45,520 --> 03:52:46,940
We're coming at us hard and fast

3769
03:52:46,940 --> 03:52:52,420
Who made these?

3770
03:52:53,340 --> 03:52:55,040
Are these moon rock or what?

3771
03:52:57,240 --> 03:53:01,920
These are awful like the bits of moon rock I seen spinning up the town there a few weeks back

3772
03:53:01,920 --> 03:53:03,920
*Loudly*

3773
03:53:03,920 --> 03:53:05,920
*Loudly*

3774
03:53:05,920 --> 03:53:07,920
*Loudly*

3775
03:53:07,920 --> 03:53:09,920
*Loudly*

3776
03:53:09,920 --> 03:53:11,920
*Loudly*

3777
03:53:11,920 --> 03:53:13,920
*Loudly*

3778
03:53:13,920 --> 03:53:15,920
*Loudly*

3779
03:53:15,920 --> 03:53:17,920
*Loudly*

3780
03:53:17,920 --> 03:53:19,920
*Loudly*

3781
03:53:19,920 --> 03:53:21,920
*Loudly*

3782
03:53:21,920 --> 03:53:23,920
*Loudly*

3783
03:53:23,920 --> 03:53:25,920
*Loudly*

3784
03:53:25,920 --> 03:53:27,920
Get away from us!

3785
03:53:27,920 --> 03:53:29,920
Get away from us!

3786
03:53:29,920 --> 03:53:31,920
Get away from us!

3787
03:53:31,920 --> 03:53:33,920
Get away from me!

3788
03:53:33,920 --> 03:53:35,920
*Loudly*

3789
03:53:35,920 --> 03:53:37,920
*Loudly*

3790
03:53:37,920 --> 03:53:39,920
*Loudly*

3791
03:53:39,920 --> 03:53:41,920
*Loudly*

3792
03:53:41,920 --> 03:53:43,920
*Loudly*

3793
03:53:43,920 --> 03:53:45,920
*Loudly*

3794
03:53:45,920 --> 03:53:47,920
*Loudly*

3795
03:53:47,920 --> 03:53:57,920
Ross, thank you very much Ross. I was going to say the oxygen tank was on the left wall but you blocked before I could say for some reason. Am I blocked for good? No you're not. You're in the gulag Ross.

3796
03:53:57,920 --> 03:53:59,560
You're in the gulag, Ross.

3797
03:54:00,460 --> 03:54:01,760
Ross, you're in the gulag.

3798
03:54:01,860 --> 03:54:03,480
You're out of the fucking gulag, Ross.

3799
03:54:04,560 --> 03:54:06,400
Come on, Ross. Come back to us, Ross.

3800
03:54:08,420 --> 03:54:09,480
Come on, Ross.

3801
03:54:11,840 --> 03:54:13,220
Show yourself, Ross.

3802
03:54:19,320 --> 03:54:20,500
Where are you, Ross?

3803
03:54:25,900 --> 03:54:27,180
Fuck, maybe he's gone.

3804
03:54:27,180 --> 03:54:29,020
Maybe we...

3805
03:54:29,020 --> 03:54:29,660
Oh, yay!

3806
03:54:30,700 --> 03:54:31,760
Good man, Ross.

3807
03:54:36,080 --> 03:54:37,320
Best of luck there, Ross.

3808
03:54:37,360 --> 03:54:37,980
Thanks very much.

3809
03:54:38,060 --> 03:54:43,320
I hope you got on well out in the gulag with your buddy, Kev.

3810
03:54:52,600 --> 03:54:53,520
Okay, now we're fucked.

3811
03:54:56,440 --> 03:54:57,940
That's injustice.

3812
03:54:57,940 --> 03:54:58,540
Keep an eye on the whole integrity.

3813
03:54:59,000 --> 03:55:01,180
Too many of those things get by and we're dead.

3814
03:55:01,300 --> 03:55:02,920
No one's getting by. Nothing's getting by.

3815
03:55:02,980 --> 03:55:04,220
Just buy me one more time.

3816
03:55:04,220 --> 03:55:06,240
Why? Because Francis Higgins is at the wheel.

3817
03:55:07,620 --> 03:55:08,220
You called...

3818
03:55:08,220 --> 03:55:08,480
You called...

3819
03:55:08,480 --> 03:55:10,100
Somebody wanted something done?

3820
03:55:10,420 --> 03:55:11,360
Yeah, you called Francis.

3821
03:55:11,460 --> 03:55:11,980
That's why.

3822
03:55:12,040 --> 03:55:12,720
That's why I'm here.

3823
03:55:13,120 --> 03:55:13,960
You wanted the...

3824
03:55:13,960 --> 03:55:15,680
You wanted to clean up space?

3825
03:55:16,240 --> 03:55:18,340
Too many meter rides coming and hitting your car?

3826
03:55:19,000 --> 03:55:19,240
Yeah.

3827
03:55:19,520 --> 03:55:20,320
Fred's here.

3828
03:55:21,000 --> 03:55:21,820
Where's the car?

3829
03:55:21,820 --> 03:55:22,400
What is it?

3830
03:55:24,700 --> 03:55:25,420
606 Almir.

3831
03:55:25,420 --> 03:55:25,820
Right.

3832
03:55:25,980 --> 03:55:26,380
Got it.

3833
03:55:27,060 --> 03:55:28,460
Not too many of those on the road.

3834
03:55:29,420 --> 03:55:30,580
They're reliable, aren't they?

3835
03:55:31,300 --> 03:55:32,120
Yes, they are.

3836
03:55:39,460 --> 03:55:40,620
Fucking great stuff, man.

3837
03:55:41,260 --> 03:55:42,600
Never known anything like it.

3838
03:55:43,320 --> 03:55:45,800
This is the Sky Sports Football Center here.

3839
03:55:47,720 --> 03:55:49,480
Fucking where's Carragher and Neville?

3840
03:55:50,140 --> 03:55:52,260
Giving their two cents.

3841
03:55:56,960 --> 03:55:58,860
Do you see the way they fucking...

3842
03:55:58,860 --> 03:56:01,460
They try to get you to be on like friendly...

3843
03:56:01,460 --> 03:56:04,040
Friendly first name basis with the lads.

3844
03:56:04,040 --> 03:56:05,040
Like...

3845
03:56:05,040 --> 03:56:08,740
Check out the latest video from Carragher and Nev.

3846
03:56:09,680 --> 03:56:10,480
I was like...

3847
03:56:10,480 --> 03:56:11,320
Carragher and Nev.

3848
03:56:11,760 --> 03:56:13,700
What the fuck is Carragher and Nev, man?

3849
03:56:14,040 --> 03:56:14,660
Sounds...

3850
03:56:14,660 --> 03:56:15,320
Sounds...

3851
03:56:15,320 --> 03:56:16,400
Gaff.

3852
03:56:16,940 --> 03:56:18,620
Sounds like awful gaff.

3853
03:56:21,440 --> 03:56:22,440
OMG, dudes.

3854
03:56:23,100 --> 03:56:24,120
OMG, dudes.

3855
03:56:24,260 --> 03:56:26,360
We've got the space station fixed.

3856
03:56:26,360 --> 03:56:35,860
Carragher and Nev are coming for you, man.

3857
03:56:36,460 --> 03:56:37,360
You've got to watch out.

3858
03:56:38,360 --> 03:56:40,220
It's Carragher and Nev all day long.

3859
03:56:40,360 --> 03:56:42,300
They're doing a live show next week.

3860
03:56:43,040 --> 03:56:43,760
In Athlone.

3861
03:56:45,400 --> 03:56:48,480
Carragher and Nev are going to be doing a meet and greet.

3862
03:56:48,880 --> 03:56:52,040
In fucking Karma nightclub in Galway next week.

3863
03:56:52,180 --> 03:56:53,080
Make sure you're there.

3864
03:56:53,460 --> 03:56:54,200
Nice shooting, Isaac.

3865
03:56:55,120 --> 03:56:58,020
Order targeting is now online and clearing a path to safe orbit.

3866
03:56:58,500 --> 03:57:00,240
As soon as we're clear, file engage the order...

3867
03:57:00,240 --> 03:57:01,440
Wicked Wednesday, guys.

3868
03:57:01,440 --> 03:57:03,320
Get to the tram station. I'll meet you there when I'm...

3869
03:57:03,320 --> 03:57:04,660
Doesn't get more wicked than this.

3870
03:57:09,240 --> 03:57:11,320
Old Danny Scribbler, how are you?

3871
03:57:12,360 --> 03:57:14,080
Scribblesworth, you've got the pen and paper.

3872
03:57:14,240 --> 03:57:15,560
You're doing a bit of scribbling, are you?

3873
03:57:16,200 --> 03:57:18,160
Look at Danny. We've been out in space.

3874
03:57:18,260 --> 03:57:20,480
I've just been clattering a load of meteor rock.

3875
03:57:21,420 --> 03:57:24,160
Why? Because I'm the fucking man to do the job.

3876
03:57:24,520 --> 03:57:28,140
I'm the man and I'm here and I'm going to fix things out in space.

3877
03:57:29,280 --> 03:57:30,240
What do you need fixing?

3878
03:57:31,580 --> 03:57:33,500
Can it wait until tomorrow?

3879
03:57:34,260 --> 03:57:36,340
Because if it can, then I'm busy.

3880
03:57:36,520 --> 03:57:39,460
I'm up to here with the work.

3881
03:57:39,980 --> 03:57:41,280
Up to this part of the jaw.

3882
03:57:51,840 --> 03:57:53,920
Thank you very much, Dan Scribbler.

3883
03:57:53,920 --> 03:57:55,340
That's very, very kind of you.

3884
03:57:56,280 --> 03:57:57,540
Ross Reynolds, I'm sorry.

3885
03:57:57,540 --> 03:57:58,900
That's going on its own now, look.

3886
03:57:58,980 --> 03:57:59,640
It's got a...

3887
03:57:59,640 --> 03:58:01,480
It's got Autobot.

3888
03:58:01,560 --> 03:58:02,640
It's got Aimbot on it.

3889
03:58:03,600 --> 03:58:05,260
We hacked into the Cyberdyne.

3890
03:58:06,320 --> 03:58:07,320
Look at the rounds.

3891
03:58:07,500 --> 03:58:07,720
Look.

3892
03:58:08,680 --> 03:58:13,720
A non-ending chain of bullets are being fed into that yoke.

3893
03:58:14,520 --> 03:58:16,940
And being blasted then towards Moonrock.

3894
03:58:17,740 --> 03:58:19,840
Now we have to go back out into the back of beyond.

3895
03:58:19,940 --> 03:58:20,640
We best save it.

3896
03:58:20,640 --> 03:58:21,040
Okay.

3897
03:58:31,040 --> 03:58:32,460
Mike Higgins.

3898
03:58:32,460 --> 03:58:33,020
How are you?

3899
03:58:34,660 --> 03:58:37,380
If it isn't the old snake in the grass himself.

3900
03:58:37,540 --> 03:58:38,160
Mike Higgins.

3901
03:58:38,240 --> 03:58:39,560
Entering zero gravity.

3902
03:58:40,140 --> 03:58:41,720
Now we've got to watch out for the Moonrock.

3903
03:58:41,940 --> 03:58:42,540
Or do we?

3904
03:58:43,420 --> 03:58:43,660
We...

3905
03:58:43,660 --> 03:58:43,880
No.

3906
03:58:44,300 --> 03:58:45,040
Worse than that.

3907
03:58:45,380 --> 03:58:46,280
Worse than Moonrock.

3908
03:58:46,960 --> 03:58:48,340
With fucking Sam Sneer.

3909
03:58:48,520 --> 03:58:50,200
Sam Smith has released a new album.

3910
03:58:51,760 --> 03:58:54,460
And you need to destroy it before people hear it.

3911
03:58:55,600 --> 03:58:56,560
That's a new game.

3912
03:58:56,640 --> 03:58:59,740
That's the DLC coming out for Dead Space 3.9.

3913
03:59:00,980 --> 03:59:02,920
Dead Space Sam Smith DLC.

3914
03:59:10,700 --> 03:59:11,460
Oh no.

3915
03:59:12,580 --> 03:59:13,260
He's Gashpin.

3916
03:59:14,160 --> 03:59:14,620
Hold on.

3917
03:59:14,680 --> 03:59:16,300
The Isaac Index is Gashpin.

3918
03:59:17,340 --> 03:59:18,580
Hold on to your Isaac.

3919
03:59:19,800 --> 03:59:20,540
Things are...

3920
03:59:20,540 --> 03:59:22,240
Things are about to get tight here, man.

3921
03:59:22,240 --> 03:59:23,240
Yeah.

3922
03:59:30,020 --> 03:59:30,420
Yeah.

3923
03:59:30,520 --> 03:59:31,260
Good man, Isaac.

3924
03:59:31,360 --> 03:59:31,980
You did the job.

3925
03:59:32,140 --> 03:59:32,480
Well done.

3926
03:59:39,000 --> 03:59:40,520
Exiting zero gravity.

3927
03:59:44,940 --> 03:59:45,860
Exiting vacuum.

3928
03:59:48,780 --> 03:59:49,700
Medium air can.

3929
03:59:50,700 --> 03:59:51,620
Don't need it, man.

3930
03:59:51,700 --> 03:59:52,420
Thanks very much.

3931
03:59:53,680 --> 03:59:54,120
What?

3932
03:59:55,440 --> 03:59:55,880
What?

3933
03:59:56,000 --> 03:59:56,960
You're not gonna believe this.

3934
03:59:57,020 --> 03:59:57,600
What now?

3935
03:59:58,280 --> 03:59:59,640
Oxygen levels are falling.

3936
03:59:59,940 --> 04:00:00,140
Oh.

3937
04:00:00,540 --> 04:00:01,180
No shit.

3938
04:00:01,400 --> 04:00:02,420
In hydroponics air production.

3939
04:00:02,620 --> 04:00:03,500
And whatever it is...

3940
04:00:03,500 --> 04:00:04,520
Bit of hydro, is it?

3941
04:00:04,540 --> 04:00:05,640
That organic stuff.

3942
04:00:06,040 --> 04:00:06,280
Yeah.

3943
04:00:06,360 --> 04:00:07,980
We're not gonna have any air to breathe through.

3944
04:00:08,200 --> 04:00:09,080
Pure bio laden.

3945
04:00:09,600 --> 04:00:11,580
But if I understand these lab reports correctly,

3946
04:00:11,720 --> 04:00:13,980
I think I can make a poison to destroy it.

3947
04:00:14,200 --> 04:00:14,580
Go on.

3948
04:00:14,820 --> 04:00:15,500
Head to medical.

3949
04:00:15,760 --> 04:00:16,900
It should have everything you need.

3950
04:00:17,480 --> 04:00:18,860
All this never end.

3951
04:00:20,360 --> 04:00:20,760
Isaac.

3952
04:00:21,160 --> 04:00:24,180
Get to medical and mix together whatever Kendra's come up with.

3953
04:00:24,540 --> 04:00:25,960
I'm heading to hydroponics.

3954
04:00:26,200 --> 04:00:29,920
If I can slow it down, that might keep us breathing long enough to fight it.

3955
04:00:31,740 --> 04:00:32,740
You serious?

3956
04:00:32,740 --> 04:00:33,240
Okay.

3957
04:00:33,360 --> 04:00:33,740
So hydroponics.

3958
04:00:33,740 --> 04:00:33,740
Hydroponics.

3959
04:00:33,740 --> 04:00:42,460
We need to go to the lab and splice two different types of thing and create a hybrid.

3960
04:00:42,460 --> 04:00:45,340
hybrid haze or something.

3961
04:00:45,340 --> 04:00:48,060
Kendra has left some chemicals.

3962
04:00:48,060 --> 04:00:50,980
Kendra Lust has left some haze down there.

3963
04:00:51,680 --> 04:00:56,100
Let's go down and find out what it is.

3964
04:00:56,180 --> 04:00:58,320
Whether it's sour diesel.

3965
04:00:58,780 --> 04:01:00,360
Whether it's Purple Haze.

3966
04:01:01,320 --> 04:01:02,920
It could be Jenna Haze.

3967
04:01:03,000 --> 04:01:03,600
We don't know.

3968
04:01:03,720 --> 04:01:04,800
We need to move fast.

3969
04:01:06,020 --> 04:01:10,700
All we do know is that the game is progressing at an alarming pace.

3970
04:01:11,580 --> 04:01:13,380
An alarming pace.

3971
04:01:13,620 --> 04:01:13,840
Okay.

3972
04:01:14,640 --> 04:01:15,680
Don't be alarmed.

3973
04:01:16,120 --> 04:01:17,160
Don't be scared.

3974
04:01:17,160 --> 04:01:31,940
Don't be alarmed.

3975
04:01:32,380 --> 04:01:35,060
Please do not be alarmed by what's going on here.

3976
04:01:35,100 --> 04:01:36,220
You're witnessing gaming.

3977
04:01:37,100 --> 04:01:39,440
Some of you have never seen this before.

3978
04:01:39,560 --> 04:01:43,780
You've never seen our fight on a complete 360 degree perfection.

3979
04:01:43,940 --> 04:01:44,860
It takes control.

3980
04:01:44,860 --> 04:01:46,860
It takes control.

3981
04:01:46,860 --> 04:01:50,800
It takes control of a space shuttle hurtling through the galaxy.

3982
04:01:55,860 --> 04:01:56,620
Snakes.

3983
04:01:58,000 --> 04:01:58,680
Snakes.

3984
04:02:02,640 --> 04:02:04,400
There's snakes everywhere, man.

3985
04:02:04,900 --> 04:02:06,160
Watch out for the fucking snakes.

3986
04:02:07,280 --> 04:02:08,400
The fighter jet too.

3987
04:02:09,340 --> 04:02:09,800
Watch out.

3988
04:02:09,880 --> 04:02:11,180
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

3989
04:02:14,560 --> 04:02:15,200
No.

3990
04:02:15,780 --> 04:02:16,340
No.

3991
04:02:16,340 --> 04:02:19,580
My head.

3992
04:02:19,940 --> 04:02:20,940
Head has come off.

3993
04:02:22,340 --> 04:02:23,440
Head has come off.

3994
04:02:24,880 --> 04:02:25,660
That's sick.

3995
04:02:26,660 --> 04:02:27,580
Oh my god.

3996
04:02:28,080 --> 04:02:29,940
Put your head back on, man.

3997
04:02:34,160 --> 04:02:35,960
That was weird.

3998
04:02:36,040 --> 04:02:37,340
That was the weirdest death yet.

3999
04:02:39,340 --> 04:02:41,720
Why didn't they just say game over?

4000
04:02:41,720 --> 04:02:44,280
Why did they make us watch that bit?

4001
04:02:46,420 --> 04:02:48,180
Dude, that was gnarly, dude.

4002
04:02:51,580 --> 04:02:53,320
He got Jenna hazed, man.

4003
04:02:53,320 --> 04:02:53,340
He got Jenna hazed, man.

4004
04:02:54,580 --> 04:02:56,540
We need to get to Kendra lost fast.

4005
04:02:56,660 --> 04:02:58,520
She's got a couple of plants on the go.

4006
04:02:58,580 --> 04:03:01,620
We need to splice down the confectionery roof.

4007
04:03:03,200 --> 04:03:03,700
Fuck.

4008
04:03:11,700 --> 04:03:13,400
Fucking flying snakes.

4009
04:03:14,060 --> 04:03:15,880
House of flying snakes, man.

4010
04:03:15,880 --> 04:03:20,280
House of flying Hanan.

4011
04:03:23,280 --> 04:03:24,780
Oh my god.

4012
04:03:25,280 --> 04:03:26,400
These guys are fast.

4013
04:03:27,600 --> 04:03:28,460
What the fuck?

4014
04:03:28,660 --> 04:03:29,700
What the fuck?

4015
04:03:30,080 --> 04:03:30,520
Huh?

4016
04:03:30,520 --> 04:03:31,820
Where did they...

4017
04:03:31,820 --> 04:03:33,920
Where are they pulling these guys out?

4018
04:03:35,460 --> 04:03:37,280
These are fucking useless, these guys.

4019
04:03:37,280 --> 04:03:48,920
What the fuck?

4020
04:03:49,460 --> 04:03:49,720
Huh?

4021
04:03:54,620 --> 04:03:55,440
Fuck me.

4022
04:03:55,440 --> 04:04:08,200
Fuckin' hell.

4023
04:04:10,160 --> 04:04:10,900
Any health?

4024
04:04:11,000 --> 04:04:11,140
No?

4025
04:04:15,140 --> 04:04:18,500
Not even a bodkin of health would they leave for me.

4026
04:04:18,500 --> 04:04:27,420
Where am I going here?

4027
04:04:27,480 --> 04:04:28,080
Two or...

4028
04:04:28,080 --> 04:04:29,180
Or one or what?

4029
04:04:34,060 --> 04:04:34,540
Two?

4030
04:04:42,600 --> 04:04:44,400
Don't lose your head, Francis, Kev.

4031
04:04:44,640 --> 04:04:46,220
I won't lose my head, man.

4032
04:04:46,480 --> 04:04:48,480
Unless you say something like...

4033
04:04:48,480 --> 04:04:49,800
It's all gone to shit.

4034
04:04:53,880 --> 04:04:56,920
And then it'll be straight back off to Siberia for you.

4035
04:04:58,940 --> 04:05:01,000
Eating beetroot and dumplings.

4036
04:05:02,200 --> 04:05:03,380
If you're lucky enough.

4037
04:05:03,560 --> 04:05:05,100
Maybe they don't give you gruel out there.

4038
04:05:05,180 --> 04:05:05,560
I'm not sure.

4039
04:05:05,660 --> 04:05:06,280
Maybe they do.

4040
04:05:06,380 --> 04:05:06,920
Maybe they don't.

4041
04:05:13,620 --> 04:05:14,420
That's injustice.

4042
04:05:14,420 --> 04:05:20,240
Is that a helicopter?

4043
04:05:20,240 --> 04:05:21,240
Jesus Christ!

4044
04:05:30,820 --> 04:05:32,140
Three schmackeroos.

4045
04:05:32,320 --> 04:05:34,080
Thank you, three schmackeroos.

4046
04:05:34,460 --> 04:05:35,440
That is very nice.

4047
04:05:36,000 --> 04:05:36,820
How do you do?

4048
04:05:37,080 --> 04:05:37,840
I hope you're well.

4049
04:05:37,980 --> 04:05:38,940
I hope you're getting out well.

4050
04:05:39,540 --> 04:05:40,380
Thank you very much.

4051
04:05:40,820 --> 04:05:44,980
Hope you're having an absolute extreme wicked Wednesday, man.

4052
04:05:45,500 --> 04:05:46,740
Hashtag wicked Wednesday.

4053
04:05:50,860 --> 04:05:51,760
Force the gun.

4054
04:05:53,180 --> 04:05:53,620
Inventory.

4055
04:05:54,060 --> 04:05:54,440
Save.

4056
04:05:55,720 --> 04:05:56,120
Credit.

4057
04:05:56,260 --> 04:05:57,080
34 grand.

4058
04:05:57,600 --> 04:05:58,540
No, we'll save...

4059
04:05:58,540 --> 04:05:59,780
We will save this now.

4060
04:06:02,740 --> 04:06:03,420
Oh, no.

4061
04:06:03,520 --> 04:06:03,680
There we go.

4062
04:06:03,800 --> 04:06:04,260
There we go.

4063
04:06:05,980 --> 04:06:06,640
Oh, no.

4064
04:06:12,980 --> 04:06:15,160
Fucking the cast of stomps in the regards.

4065
04:06:16,620 --> 04:06:18,060
And there's another one behind me.

4066
04:06:18,780 --> 04:06:19,000
No?

4067
04:06:20,060 --> 04:06:20,640
There is.

4068
04:06:22,980 --> 04:06:23,420
Scum.

4069
04:06:26,640 --> 04:06:28,840
The cast of stomps send the regards.

4070
04:06:29,440 --> 04:06:29,860
Good luck.

4071
04:06:31,760 --> 04:06:32,580
I love that.

4072
04:06:32,660 --> 04:06:35,240
That's a great little line to throw at them before you do the stomps.

4073
04:06:36,300 --> 04:06:37,580
I wonder did he hear that?

4074
04:06:37,660 --> 04:06:41,040
I wonder does he think about that before he dies?

4075
04:06:41,580 --> 04:06:45,740
Does he think about the fucking stomps lads on stage doing their thing?

4076
04:06:45,740 --> 04:06:49,000
High energy mineral cutter.

4077
04:06:49,420 --> 04:06:51,580
No, we will save that and go later on.

4078
04:06:51,680 --> 04:06:52,740
We might...

4079
04:06:53,360 --> 04:06:54,780
Could buy a health pack or something.

4080
04:06:57,660 --> 04:06:58,740
That lad, Ross.

4081
04:06:58,800 --> 04:06:59,440
Thank you very much.

4082
04:06:59,520 --> 04:07:00,260
One last tip.

4083
04:07:00,320 --> 04:07:04,660
When you aim down with your pistol, press R1 to change the aim to horizontal.

4084
04:07:04,660 --> 04:07:06,860
It's better for shooting the legs and arms off.

4085
04:07:06,960 --> 04:07:07,600
Best of luck with it.

4086
04:07:08,020 --> 04:07:08,520
Well, Ross.

4087
04:07:09,240 --> 04:07:10,780
Gotta tell you something, buddy boy.

4088
04:07:11,180 --> 04:07:12,380
It's not R1.

4089
04:07:12,540 --> 04:07:13,460
You're lying.

4090
04:07:13,820 --> 04:07:14,560
You're a liar.

4091
04:07:14,880 --> 04:07:16,900
R2 is what you use to change the thing.

4092
04:07:19,080 --> 04:07:20,380
And I'll show you that now.

4093
04:07:22,100 --> 04:07:22,580
Look.

4094
04:07:22,680 --> 04:07:23,140
R2.

4095
04:07:23,240 --> 04:07:24,740
I'm pressing R2 there, Ross.

4096
04:07:26,860 --> 04:07:27,260
R2.

4097
04:07:28,500 --> 04:07:30,760
And that's making that go like that, Ross.

4098
04:07:31,100 --> 04:07:33,280
So, I'm sorry, Ross.

4099
04:07:34,040 --> 04:07:34,860
Where are you?

4100
04:07:36,360 --> 04:07:38,280
Sorry to have to do this again, bud.

4101
04:07:38,860 --> 04:07:39,940
You're a good guy.

4102
04:07:40,740 --> 04:07:42,060
I know you're a good guy.

4103
04:07:42,900 --> 04:07:44,540
And I know that you've got a good heart.

4104
04:07:45,480 --> 04:07:48,360
But we're gonna have to see how well that heart holds up.

4105
04:07:49,700 --> 04:07:51,620
Out in the fucking gulag, Ross.

4106
04:07:53,660 --> 04:07:54,400
You've gone.

4107
04:07:54,400 --> 04:07:56,480
See you again, man.

4108
04:07:59,620 --> 04:08:00,060
Ross.

4109
04:08:00,260 --> 04:08:00,560
Ross.

4110
04:08:04,240 --> 04:08:04,900
Oh, look.

4111
04:08:05,160 --> 04:08:07,160
Kev Johnson's saying it's all gone to shit.

4112
04:08:08,220 --> 04:08:08,860
Sorry, Kev.

4113
04:08:09,220 --> 04:08:12,620
You might have to hold your opinions out there in Siberia for a while.

4114
04:08:13,360 --> 04:08:13,940
Bye, Kev.

4115
04:08:15,220 --> 04:08:19,580
Thank you very much, old dirty Nelly, for your kind-hearted tip there.

4116
04:08:20,980 --> 04:08:22,280
Thank you very much for that.

4117
04:08:22,860 --> 04:08:24,960
And, Ross, you made a nice little tip.

4118
04:08:25,120 --> 04:08:26,420
And you gave me some help.

4119
04:08:26,480 --> 04:08:28,040
But the help was wrong, Ross.

4120
04:08:28,340 --> 04:08:29,360
The help was wrong.

4121
04:08:29,860 --> 04:08:30,840
That was wrong.

4122
04:08:30,940 --> 04:08:32,060
What you were doing was wrong.

4123
04:08:32,540 --> 04:08:33,820
You had to be dispatched.

4124
04:08:38,200 --> 04:08:43,440
And I know some of you, you're out there now at this moment saying that that is...

4125
04:08:43,440 --> 04:08:46,440
To send them away to a gulag is...

4126
04:08:48,300 --> 04:08:49,500
That's injustice!

4127
04:08:49,720 --> 04:08:50,460
Okay, thanks very much.

4128
04:08:51,020 --> 04:08:52,660
But it's not an injustice, okay?

4129
04:08:53,280 --> 04:08:55,200
It's just the way the world works now.

4130
04:08:55,280 --> 04:08:56,000
You need to...

4131
04:08:56,000 --> 04:08:56,740
It's tough.

4132
04:08:57,120 --> 04:08:58,380
It's tough out there.

4133
04:08:59,100 --> 04:09:02,100
It isn't all medipacks and fucking how you doings.

4134
04:09:02,620 --> 04:09:04,420
It's gulags and pain, man.

4135
04:09:05,300 --> 04:09:05,740
Okay?

4136
04:09:07,220 --> 04:09:08,620
Just suck it up anyway.

4137
04:09:08,720 --> 04:09:09,360
You'll be grand.

4138
04:09:10,360 --> 04:09:12,080
You'll be fine in the morning.

4139
04:09:12,620 --> 04:09:13,320
You'll be...

4140
04:09:13,320 --> 04:09:15,180
Everything will be okay in the morning, Ross.

4141
04:09:15,800 --> 04:09:17,160
As well as Kev as well.

4142
04:09:18,700 --> 04:09:21,140
Thank you for your glory.

4143
04:09:21,140 --> 04:09:21,880
Farfurda.

4144
04:09:22,920 --> 04:09:24,120
Thank you very much.

4145
04:09:24,160 --> 04:09:25,140
That's injustice!

4146
04:09:25,340 --> 04:09:26,080
Okay, thanks very much.

4147
04:09:26,220 --> 04:09:27,480
Thank you very much, Farfurda.

4148
04:09:27,800 --> 04:09:28,520
That's injustice.

4149
04:09:28,980 --> 04:09:29,660
Very kind of you.

4150
04:09:29,840 --> 04:09:30,540
Very nice.

4151
04:09:33,360 --> 04:09:34,200
Stay safe.

4152
04:09:34,200 --> 04:09:36,080
Stay safe out in space, Viper.

4153
04:09:36,400 --> 04:09:37,620
I'm spooked by the game.

4154
04:09:38,160 --> 04:09:38,880
Yeah, me too.

4155
04:09:39,000 --> 04:09:39,520
Me too, man.

4156
04:09:39,520 --> 04:09:41,540
I'm trying my best to do this.

4157
04:09:41,960 --> 04:09:48,880
I'm also trying to filter through opinions and advice which might be bogus.

4158
04:09:49,580 --> 04:09:52,740
We had Ross Reynolds there dispatching some bogus advice.

4159
04:09:53,400 --> 04:09:59,600
And he's had to be dispatched to the nether regions of the Russian landscape, Siberia.

4160
04:10:01,680 --> 04:10:03,680
There's nothing we can do about that, I'm afraid.

4161
04:10:07,040 --> 04:10:10,260
Jake Wright, thank you very much for your glorious, glorious tip.

4162
04:10:10,360 --> 04:10:11,060
Very kind of you.

4163
04:10:12,260 --> 04:10:13,820
And we've done two chapters.

4164
04:10:14,380 --> 04:10:15,760
That's Cannon Fodder.

4165
04:10:15,960 --> 04:10:17,900
Chapter 4, Obliteration Imminent.

4166
04:10:18,740 --> 04:10:22,280
We managed to overcome the imminent obliteration.

4167
04:10:22,500 --> 04:10:24,660
There was no imminent obliteration.

4168
04:10:24,780 --> 04:10:26,460
Maybe for a moment or two.

4169
04:10:28,320 --> 04:10:35,360
Samantha Hagar, thank you very much for the other side to the story.

4170
04:10:35,880 --> 04:10:37,380
Samantha, thank you very much.

4171
04:10:40,040 --> 04:10:43,800
But Jake Wright, if you double click X, you slide while running.

4172
04:10:43,980 --> 04:10:44,660
Let's have a look.

4173
04:10:45,620 --> 04:10:46,740
Well, let's save the game first.

4174
04:10:47,140 --> 04:10:47,960
I think that's it anyway.

4175
04:10:48,020 --> 04:10:49,120
I can't do another hour.

4176
04:10:50,080 --> 04:10:51,520
I need to have some food.

4177
04:10:51,960 --> 04:10:53,720
I need to go back and think about things.

4178
04:10:53,840 --> 04:10:56,620
I also need to go back and think about the two guys out in Siberia.

4179
04:10:57,320 --> 04:10:58,060
You're out there.

4180
04:10:58,140 --> 04:11:00,880
You might have been watching this and thinking nothing of it.

4181
04:11:00,980 --> 04:11:03,380
But say a prayer for those lads tonight, okay?

4182
04:11:04,100 --> 04:11:05,400
Ross and Kev.

4183
04:11:05,480 --> 04:11:07,700
They're out there living a hard life.

4184
04:11:08,380 --> 04:11:12,700
Fucking counting trees out in Siberia.

4185
04:11:12,780 --> 04:11:13,780
Is that what they used to do?

4186
04:11:14,520 --> 04:11:15,240
How cruel.

4187
04:11:15,420 --> 04:11:15,800
How...

4188
04:11:15,800 --> 04:11:16,960
It's the worst.

4189
04:11:18,000 --> 04:11:23,540
Imagine getting sent out to Siberia to count trees because you didn't fire a bullet.

4190
04:11:23,960 --> 04:11:26,680
Or you were like, oh no, I'll wait before going over the top.

4191
04:11:27,100 --> 04:11:30,520
And then not only you, but your family gets sent to Siberia to count trees.

4192
04:11:32,060 --> 04:11:34,260
Thank God we're not living in those times.

4193
04:11:36,260 --> 04:11:38,400
Just a quick look at the chat there, guys.

4194
04:11:38,460 --> 04:11:43,020
Just to see what the outpouring is like for the Gulag boys.

4195
04:11:43,720 --> 04:11:48,620
And I can see nobody is actually decrying the fact that they're out there.

4196
04:11:48,960 --> 04:11:50,720
So best of luck out there.

4197
04:11:51,720 --> 04:11:52,240
Ross.

4198
04:11:54,660 --> 04:11:55,780
Ross and Kev.

4199
04:11:58,380 --> 04:12:00,140
Get some San Celestino into you.

4200
04:12:00,220 --> 04:12:00,800
I will, yeah.

4201
04:12:01,240 --> 04:12:01,680
I will.

4202
04:12:02,180 --> 04:12:03,100
Thank you very much.

4203
04:12:03,580 --> 04:12:04,620
Thanks for watching, everyone.

4204
04:12:06,560 --> 04:12:07,420
That's injustice.

4205
04:12:07,660 --> 04:12:08,500
This is...

4206
04:12:08,500 --> 04:12:09,840
Off screen now is...

4207
04:12:09,840 --> 04:12:12,460
This is what Ross and Kev are like.

4208
04:12:12,460 --> 04:12:13,500
And I'm Pat Kenny.

4209
04:12:18,020 --> 04:12:19,020
Without...

4210
04:12:19,020 --> 04:12:19,500
Without...

4211
04:12:19,500 --> 04:12:20,260
With this...

4212
04:12:20,260 --> 04:12:20,980
Thank you very much.

4213
04:12:21,280 --> 04:12:21,980
This is...

4214
04:12:21,980 --> 04:12:23,160
For joining us.

4215
04:12:24,300 --> 04:12:24,880
I'm on the...

4216
04:12:24,880 --> 04:12:25,380
I'm...

4217
04:12:25,380 --> 04:12:26,220
I'm Pat Kenny.

4218
04:12:26,340 --> 04:12:27,760
Pat Kenny's doing a live stream.

4219
04:12:27,940 --> 04:12:31,680
And the voice that you hear in the background is that of Kev or Ross.

4220
04:12:32,680 --> 04:12:34,220
We're going to...

4221
04:12:34,220 --> 04:12:38,020
We're unable to continue our...

4222
04:12:38,020 --> 04:12:40,460
Program without...

4223
04:12:40,460 --> 04:12:41,460
With this...

4224
04:12:41,460 --> 04:12:42,760
Okay, thanks very much.

4225
04:12:42,800 --> 04:12:44,020
I think as...

4226
04:12:44,020 --> 04:12:44,740
Policy...

4227
04:12:44,740 --> 04:12:45,660
Thanks...

4228
04:12:45,660 --> 04:12:46,400
Thanks very much.

4229
04:12:46,940 --> 04:12:47,960
Thanks very much, guys.

4230
04:12:49,320 --> 04:12:50,480
And Samantha says,

4231
04:12:50,560 --> 04:12:52,000
Tell Max Darwin I'm serious.

4232
04:12:52,200 --> 04:12:53,220
Don't know what that's about.

4233
04:12:54,040 --> 04:12:55,700
And we'll see you later on.

4234
04:12:55,860 --> 04:12:58,320
Hopefully everyone's okay and you've had a nice time.

4235
04:12:58,320 --> 04:13:01,900
You've not got too spooked out about the monsters and stuff.

4236
04:13:02,360 --> 04:13:03,320
It's Halloween, guys.

4237
04:13:03,660 --> 04:13:04,560
This shit happens.

4238
04:13:05,220 --> 04:13:06,240
Ross from the Gulag,

4239
04:13:06,420 --> 04:13:07,420
I want to tell you something.

4240
04:13:07,860 --> 04:13:11,160
You've done a great bit of service for the people out there in the Gulag.

4241
04:13:11,260 --> 04:13:11,940
The Gulags.

4242
04:13:12,720 --> 04:13:14,180
And watch your ghoulies as well.

4243
04:13:14,540 --> 04:13:18,540
Because there's a few Gulag marauders out there who might want to get a hold of you.

4244
04:13:19,340 --> 04:13:20,240
Ross from the Gulag.

4245
04:13:20,280 --> 04:13:21,100
It's cold out here.

4246
04:13:21,360 --> 04:13:22,900
It's been years since I played this.

4247
04:13:22,960 --> 04:13:24,060
Sorry for the mishap.

4248
04:13:24,060 --> 04:13:27,580
I was once a game guru, but now I'm a shadow of my former self.

4249
04:13:28,040 --> 04:13:28,360
Please.

4250
04:13:28,500 --> 04:13:29,720
I think the wolves are coming.

4251
04:13:31,120 --> 04:13:31,920
Don't worry, Ross.

4252
04:13:32,460 --> 04:13:35,640
We're going to wait for you and Kev to get back and then I'll leave.

4253
04:13:36,140 --> 04:13:38,280
We're going to wait for Kev and Ross to come back.

4254
04:13:38,400 --> 04:13:43,060
Does anyone know how much 300 seconds is in normal time?

4255
04:13:43,120 --> 04:13:44,240
I don't know how much that is.

4256
04:13:45,000 --> 04:13:46,340
Would that be five minutes?

4257
04:13:47,260 --> 04:13:51,120
Because if it's five minutes, I'm hungry, guys.

4258
04:13:51,200 --> 04:13:52,840
I can't wait for you to come back.

4259
04:13:56,840 --> 04:13:58,700
Maria, A-Stream.

4260
04:13:58,800 --> 04:13:59,480
Thank you very much.

4261
04:13:59,600 --> 04:14:00,180
Not my words.

4262
04:14:00,240 --> 04:14:01,100
The words of Pat Kenny.

4263
04:14:02,060 --> 04:14:06,300
I would like to state as the other, Samantha, I did not support the Gulags.

4264
04:14:06,860 --> 04:14:10,100
That doesn't absolve you or put you on a higher plane, Samantha, okay?

4265
04:14:11,140 --> 04:14:12,460
Don't be virtue signal.

4266
04:14:12,980 --> 04:14:17,320
Actually, Samantha, you're gone.

4267
04:14:18,060 --> 04:14:19,080
You're off to the Gulag.

4268
04:14:19,180 --> 04:14:19,900
See you later on.

4269
04:14:21,560 --> 04:14:22,160
Bye-bye.

4270
04:14:22,580 --> 04:14:23,340
Sorry, Samantha.

4271
04:14:23,720 --> 04:14:26,600
It just, that's the way the chips fell at this particular.

4272
04:14:29,000 --> 04:14:31,440
Samantha has been, yeah, Samantha was timed out.

4273
04:14:31,540 --> 04:14:32,060
Yeah, there we go.

4274
04:14:33,400 --> 04:14:34,320
Best of luck anyway.

4275
04:14:34,420 --> 04:14:35,380
We'll see you later on.

4276
04:14:35,640 --> 04:14:39,320
And if you've got it handy, take a Gulag.

4277
04:14:39,320 --> 04:14:40,940
If you've got a Gulag, take it handy.

4278
04:14:41,460 --> 04:14:42,160
All the best.

4279
04:14:42,440 --> 04:14:43,040
Kev is back.

4280
04:14:43,520 --> 04:14:44,120
Kev is back.

4281
04:14:48,340 --> 04:14:48,920
Is he?

4282
04:14:49,220 --> 04:14:50,160
I can't see him.

4283
04:14:51,360 --> 04:14:52,240
He's not back.

4284
04:14:57,540 --> 04:15:00,280
No one virtue signaling there like Samantha.

4285
04:15:00,580 --> 04:15:02,020
No one virtue signaling.

4286
04:15:02,300 --> 04:15:02,880
No one.

4287
04:15:03,380 --> 04:15:04,360
And no one.

4288
04:15:05,700 --> 04:15:06,620
Ross is back.

4289
04:15:06,740 --> 04:15:07,520
Well done, Ross.

4290
04:15:07,520 --> 04:15:08,240
Nice to see you.

4291
04:15:08,280 --> 04:15:09,540
The Gulag twice in one night.

4292
04:15:10,040 --> 04:15:11,240
Good to have you back, Ross.

4293
04:15:11,660 --> 04:15:12,620
It's good to have you back.

4294
04:15:12,980 --> 04:15:14,420
Kev, you're back as well.

4295
04:15:14,840 --> 04:15:15,760
Good to have you, man.

4296
04:15:16,960 --> 04:15:17,740
Good to have you.

4297
04:15:18,240 --> 04:15:20,120
Samantha, we can't wait for you to come back.

4298
04:15:20,160 --> 04:15:20,740
It's too long.

4299
04:15:20,840 --> 04:15:21,560
All the best.

4300
04:15:22,160 --> 04:15:23,420
Hopefully, you're back next time.

4301
04:15:23,500 --> 04:15:29,080
Hopefully, you can get out of that Siberian wilderness that you have sadly embroiled yourself in.

4302
04:15:29,640 --> 04:15:32,520
All that's left for me to say is good night and God bless.

4303
04:15:32,780 --> 04:15:33,580
See you later, everybody.

4304
04:15:33,860 --> 04:15:34,260
Bye, bye, bye.

4305
04:15:34,420 --> 04:15:35,120
See you later.

4306
04:15:35,220 --> 04:15:35,500
Thank you.

4307
04:15:35,580 --> 04:15:35,840
Bye, bye, bye, bye.

4308
04:15:35,840 --> 04:15:37,140
Good night and God bless.

4309
04:15:37,140 --> 04:15:47,640
We're unable to continue our program without...

4310
04:15:47,640 --> 04:15:50,500
Okay, thanks very much.

4311
04:15:50,560 --> 04:15:53,480
I think that as politicians, as journalists...
